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Eliseo Soriano Sex Scandal

by karaangtawo.multiply.com

 Nalagay na naman sa panibagong gusot ang lider ng samahang Ang Dating Daan™ nang lumabas sa mga bangketa ng Quiapo ang umano’y mga VCD na naglalaman ng umano’y kuha ng isang hidden camera na umano’y nagpapakita sa lider ng samahan sa umano’y malaswang sitwasyon kasama ang isang sikat na artista na itatago natin sa pangalang Jericho Rosales.

Mariing itinanggi ni G. Soriano ang nasabing paratang. “Paninira na naman yan nung mga taga-Iglesia ni Manalo”, sabi niya matapos dumura sa isang arinola na nasa tabi ng kanyang upuan. Ani naman ng lalaking aktor na itatago natin sa pangalang Jericho Rosales, “I don’t know whatcha talkin’ about, the person on that video is clearly not me. Get away from me. Paano ka nakapasok sa bahay ko? Manang! Manang! There’s a person in the house, di ba sabi ko walang papapasukin!”

 Ipinasuri naming ang naturang video sa isang video expert para ma-confirm ang authenticity nito. “Well, as we can see here, makikita natin na may dalawang lalaki. This video is authentic, pero wala nga lang audio. Mas maganda sana kung may audio. Atsaka, furthermore, magkano bang bili nyo dito? Ah trenta, mura lang pala. Brod, pakiabot nung beer tsaka yosi. Gusto mo ng VCD Sex Scandal ni Kris at Joey? Meron ako dito 45p. Tatlo 100? Pare ang cheap mo talaga. Ah sige na nga, pero bili ka ulit ha?

Pinanayam namin ang dalawang representative ng Iglesia ni Cristo™, isang samahan na may matinding galit kay Soriano dahil umano sa mga kamaliang itinuturo nito. Nagdasal muna kami. “O panginoong Diyos™, nawa’y dinggin nyo kami”. “Opo” “Sana’y magdusa sa dagat-dagatang apoy si Soriano dahil sa kanyang kabaklaan at maling turo” “Opo” “At pati na rin po yung imoral na artistang nakunan sa video na kasama niya” “O Ama™” “Yun lang po” “Amen”. Umupo kami at ganito ang kanilang sinabi: “Hindi naman sa nangungutya pero tanga lang ang naniniwala kay Soriano. “Opo” sabat ng isa. “Kitang-kita na siya nga ang nasa video na gumagawa ng kahayupan kasama yung artista.” “Kitang-kita”, sabat ng isa. “Hindi pa ba sapat yung komiks na pinalabas namin?” “Hindi pa ba sapat”, sabat ng isa. “Ano ba sabat ka nang sabat ah, nagdarasal ako kanina, kung anu-anong sinasabi mo, sapakin kita dyan eh”

Kamakailan lamang ay sinuri ng MTRCB ang video at idineklara ito na R-18 o “Retail Price 18 pesos” na agad na ipinagbunyi ng gay community dahil umano “ngayon ay abot-kaya na ang video ng aming pinakamamahal na papang si artistang itinago sa pangalang Jericho Rosales, wais na, sulit-tipid pa” sabay lakad na may lundag habang hawak ang palda.

According to Dr. Laura, if your husband cheats, you share the blame because you've pushed away "perfectly good men by not treating them with the love and kindness and respect and attention they need."  These are her words on the Today Show during her interview with Meredith Vierra while discussing the Spitzer scandal.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/11/dr-laura-blames-spitzer_n_90994.html

 

My take on the Spitzer scandal is this: A lot of times, powerful men get to where they are by being risk takers. Enron's Jeff Skilling was known to enjoy wild vacations where he engaged in extreme sports. The type of cheating Spitzer engaged in was high risk because he enjoyed prostitutes. He didn't cheat with a mistress (as far as we know) because that would have required some sort of a relationship. He had sex with prostitutes because it was illicit, dangerous  and he didn't have to become emotionally involved with the women.  He objectified them and paid for their services. The end.  It was kinky, non-committal sex.  This had more to do with him being freaky than it had to do with his wife not giving him what he needed.  Considering the fact that Dr. Laura was the other woman to the man she now calls her husband, I can see why she needs to believe her absurd theory.  Not to worry though, what goes around comes around.

*gasp* Bring out the smelling salts!  John McCain may or may not have had an affair!

 

So far there is no real proof of this and I am sick and tired of the issue of where a candidate puts or does not put his penis being called to question when it comes to running the country. So instead of focusing on his platform and the issues, he's got to face allegations about screwing a lobbyist. 

 

The media is trying to make it look like he could have been influenced to cater to whatever special interest group(s) she represents, but let's be honest the real scandal is the alleged affair. In this country we just love a juicy sex scandal.  Who will ever forget the blow job heard all around the world?

 

Don't get me wrong, I am no McCain supporter. I'm one of those mentally disturbed liberals. Yet some how in my madness there is clarity. It's this crazy liberal attitude of mine that causes me to believe these allegations detract from the real concerns of the American people that are addressed in these primaries. This is too important of an election year to be concerned about McCain's penis.  I'm not supporting him because I don't agree with his views on the war in Iraq not because he may or may not have had an affair.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - An independent oversight board dismissed the Rev. Ted Haggard as senior pastor of the megachurch he founded, determining the influential evangelist had committed "sexually immoral conduct."

The board's decision Saturday cuts Haggard off from leadership of the 14,000-member New Life Church.

He had resigned two days earlier as president of the National Association of Evangelicals, where he held sway in Washington and condemned homosexuality, after a Denver man claimed to have had drug-fueled trysts with him. He also placed himself on administrative leave from the New Life Church, but its Overseer Board took the stronger action Saturday.

"Our investigation and Pastor Haggard's public statements have proven without a doubt that he has committed sexually immoral conduct," the board said in a statement.

Haggard was informed of the decision and "agreed as well that he should be dismissed," the statement said.

The Rev. Ross Parsley will lead the church until a permanent replacement is chosen by the end of the year, it said. A letter explaining Haggard's removal and an apology from him was to be read at Sunday services.

Haggard, 50, on Friday acknowledged paying the Denver man, Mike Jones, for a massage and for methamphetamine, but said he did not have sex with him and did not take the drug.

He did not answer his home or mobile phones Saturday. The Rev. Rob Brendle, an associate pastor at New Life, said Haggard was out of town.

"We are fully confident in the board's judgment and decision," Brendle said. "Everyone supports Ted and his family. We stand by him."

Jones said news of Haggard's dismissal saddened him.

"I feel really bad for his wife and family and his congregation. I know it's a sad day for them, too," Jones said. "I just hope the family has peace and can come to terms with things. I hope they can continue with a happy life."

Haggard's situation is a disappointment to Christian conservatives, whom President Bush and other Republicans are courting heavily in the run-up to Tuesday's election.

Many were already disheartened with the president and the Republican-controlled Congress over their failure to deliver big gains on social issues even before the congressional page scandal involving former Rep. Mark Foley (news, bio, voting record).

Haggard, who had been president of the evangelical association since 2003, has participated in conference calls with White House staffers and lobbied Congress last year on Supreme Court nominees.

The association has named President Leith Anderson, senior pastor of Wooddale Church in Eden Prairie, Minn., as its interim president.

Haggard founded New Life in the mid-1980s and held its first services in the unfinished basement of his Colorado Springs home.

Jones, who said he is gay, said he was upset when he discovered who Haggard was and found out that New Life had publicly opposed same-sex marriage — a key issue in Colorado, with a pair of issues on Tuesday's ballot.

Jones has denied selling drugs but said Haggard snorted methamphetamine before their sexual encounters to heighten his experience.

Haggard told reporters he bought meth but never used it; he said he received a massage from Jones after being referred to him by a Denver hotel. Jones said that no hotel referred Haggard and that he advertises only in gay publications.

Church member Christine Rayes, 47, said the congregation had hoped the allegations "were all lies."

"We all have to move forward now," she said. "This doesn't make what Ted accomplished here any less. The farther up you are, the more you are a target for Satan."

 

Satan? It would be nice if people took responsibility for their actions instead of blaming it on Satan. I don't care if this guy took drugs and had sex with some dude. Just own up to it.