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megabyte on August 22, 2005 at 11:48 AM                                      [ Reply ]

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For chrissakes, this is ridiculous. Just because you have difficulty differentiating from literal meaning and implied meaning, you are homophobic, grammatically challenged, and obsessed with sex doesn't mean that you can fill our blog with your meaningless shit comments designed to trigger us. For the record, homagonus is not a word, and homogeneous has nothing to do with homosexuality. The fact is, cunt is a euphamism designed to describe the vagina, and has evolved into a) an empowering statement for women as well as b) an insulting word that can describe women or men. Homosexuality has nothing to do with euphamisms, and everything to do with sexual preference. Since you're confused, I'll help you out a little bit. The thing about blogs is that multiple people can own them. That is what Supervixen and I do, we together own and run Electricunt. Also, the thing about nouns and adjectives is that if they are not diametrically opposed, multiples of either word genres can describe a single object simultaneously. That way, I can be a cunt, a bitch, a lesbo, a nerd, and a smart-ass all at the same time. It's amazing, isn't it? The wonders of the English language

       PUSSYPATTER on August 23, 2005 at 3:48 AM                               [ Reply ]

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Fuck Cindy Sheehan in the left ear! That fascist bitch has left her son's grave "UN-MARKED" every since she buried him. Fucking Slut!  

Hello World!

OK, this is me *Pussy Patter* getting just a little bit "Political" on you here.

I went blog hopping and ran across a post that caught my attention.

While I'm not going to name them on here, I am going to give all of you guys two very good links that I found on their blog.

I think that everyone in the world who has ears and can hear, and lots of deaf people too, have heard about this dingbat woman = who is going crazy somewhere over in Texas right now, and is putting on a hell of a show for the "National News Media."

*saluts stars and stripes* Granted, her son was killed in Iraq recently *sends deepest sympathy to both parents*.

Now here comes the really strange part = Her, and her husband were "Both" given a "Face To Face" meeting with the prez., and everything was cool then.

Now she's out there jumping up and down, bouncing all around, and shouting shit about how the prez. won't talk to her!!

What the fuck kind of raggedy ass bull shit is that?? She's already gotten more than most other mothers, or fathers will ever get when they loose a son or daughter in a war.

As you may have noticed, I have not even included her name here = that's because I concider what she is doing as being kind of on the "Treasonous" and "Seditious" side of things.

Besides, if you look em all up you will find that her name has been called in excess of twenty-two thousand times *22,000* in just the past couple of weeks by the so called national news media = who act as though they are invoking the name of god himself every time they say her's.

That shit makes me want to fucking puke, and barff all over the place.

So much for all of that here are those links. Please feel free to check them out, "If you want to." The first one is a really cool web site, the second one is their email address for you to write to them.

I read it all and then wrote and ask them to "Kick Her Ass" for me = you can write and tell them what ever you want to.

To read what they have to say > www.moveamericaforward.org and to email them > info@MoveAmericaForward.Org < If I did those link things right.

Anyway let me know your thoughts on this subject, OK?

♥ Wendy

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Hi People!!

I am a curious ass person, and I want to know "How many thieves are out there among you?"

I went draging my ass across mindsay and ran across one of those "SCAM LOOKING BLOG POSTS".

You know, the kind of post that trys to play on the thief that hides inside each of us.

Well this post looks like it is trying to help you to get something for "Free" by explaining to you how to fuck an internet company out of a "Free" product.

Now I know that this will appeal to lots of gready people out there, but I think that I should warn you that you're actually the one who is going to get fucked *by an internet company* in this deal.

Anyone who falls for this scam is going to get burned for their credit card, or bank account information = maybe even worse. 

Anyway I blognapped the whole post so that all of you guys will know what kind of "Good Deal" to stay plumb the fuck away from.

So here's the post

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Hi People !

Have you ever noticed that almost everything has rules? Baseball, football, poker, red light, all have some kind of rules that you are supposed to follow whenever you play the different games, right?

Well, while I was out trawling on the internet I came   across a weird ass set of rules.

I actually found a set of rules for those of you who like to do the "Butt Bugger Polka", and who enjoy having your bung hole reamed out from time to time. 

So being the kind hearted, caring soul that I am, and not wanting any of you to get into any trouble for not following the rules while buggering someone else bung hole =

I guess that I had better stick a sex warning in here so that no one will get upset.

                                 "XXX WARNING XXX"

Sex talk here ! Ask your parents if it is OK for you to read about this stuff. Maybe they would like to read this with you, and kind of help explain it to you.

I blognapped this set of rules from http://www.sexuality.org/authors/morin/analrule.html, and here they are: 

                    Ten Rules of Anal Sex
                        by Jack Morin

Jack Morin, PhD, a San Francisco sex therapist and researcher, is the author of Anal Pleasure and Health: A Guide for Men and Women.

Anal Eroticism is surrounded by a powerful taboo. Yet millions of men and women - straight, gay and bisexual - are experimenting with anal sex. The anus, richly endowed with nerve endings and interconnected with the main pelvic muscles, is the closest erogenous neighbor of the genitals and contracts rhythmically during orgasm.

Thirty-five years ago, Kinsey stated that the anal region had erotic significance for about half of the population. In a survey of 100,000 Playboy readers, 47 percent of the men and 61 percent of the women admitted to having tried anal intercourse.

Yet the anal taboo inhibits most people from thinking, talking and learning about the sexual use of the anus. Listed here are the ten things most men and women still do not know about anal sex.

1. Anal intercourse is the least practiced form of anal sex.

There are many ways to enjoy the anus erotically. The most common techniques include touching the anal opening while masturbating or stimulating a partner's anus during intercourse or oral sex.

Some people enjoy the sensation of a finger - their own or a lover's - insinuated into their anal opening and gently rotated.

Others may prefer the insertion of a dildo or vibrator beyond the anal opening and short anal canal into the larger rectum. Many men, including hetereosexuals, prefer this form of penetration.

Oral-anal lovemaking is popularly known as rimming. The very idea disgusts some people. Others enjoy performing it or allowing themselves to be probed in this special way.

2. Anal stimulation, including intercourse, is not painful if done properly.

The belief that anal stimulation, especially intercourse, has to hurt is a persistent and dangerous myth. Just as pain anywhere in the body indicates that something is wrong, so is the same true of the anal area.

With its high concentration of nerve endings, the anus can produce extreme agony when it is mistreated. Yet it can be a source of great pleasure.

When a finger, object or penis is intorduced into the anus, the anal muscles go into spasm, as if fighting off an invasion. Pain will result if the partners do not wait for these muscles to relax.

Under sufficient stress they will eventually collapse and the pain subside, unless further damage is done. But, any 'pleasure' afforded from this kind of activity derives mostly from the absence of discomfort.

Maximum anal pleasure requires the elimination of all pain or physical trauma from the anal experience. Self-protection on the part of the passive partner involves being ready to say "no" until he or she is ready to proceed.

Readiness is a combination of physical relaxation, usually helped along by plenty of leisurely anal touching, and desire.

Occasionally the anal muscles are relaxes, but the passive partner is still not in the mood. Stimulation should mount only in proportion to the degree of receptivity.

3. Anal sex can be enjoyed even if it has been consistently uncomfortable in the past.

Sufficient desire alone does not necessarily guarantee pleasurable anal sex. Nor is an uncomfortable previous experience always the reason for a lack of interest in or desire for anal sex.

Chronic anal tension is the most common cause of anal discomfort during sex. Hemorrhoids and constipation are usually a sign of this condition.

Tension can be relieved by touching the anus and becoming more familiar with it. An ideal time to explore the anal opening is while taking a shower or bath.

Deep breathing also affects the anal muscles. Tensing the anus and the letting go in another way of learning to relax it.

Anyone who enjoys masturbation might want to experiment with some form of anal stimulation, though he or she should stop if any discomfort occurs.

For many people the turning point in anal sex is when they allow a partner to massage the anus with the understanding that intercourse will not be attempted.

Then the recipient of anal caresses can concentrate solely on the pleasure that this erogenous zone is capable of generating.

4. Two muscle rings called sphincters surround the anal opening. Each functions independently.

If you insert a finger about one half-inch into your anus and press your fingertip against the side, you can clearly feel the two sphincter muscles.

There is less than a quarter-inch between them. The external sphincter is controlled by the central nervous system - just like the muscles of the hand, for example. You can readily tense and relax this sphincter whenever you want.

The internal sphincter is quite different. This muscle is controlled by the involuntary or autonomic part of the nervous system, which governs such functions as heartbeat and stress response.

The internal sphincter reflects and responds to fear and anxiety during anal sex. It will cause the anus to tense up automatically even if the passive partner is trying to relax. Thus, precautions about safety and comfort are essential here.

Even if a person does feel comfortable during anal sex, he or she may still need to learn voluntary control over his or her internal sphincter in order to relax it at will.

Doing so requires regularly inserting a finger, perhaps in the shower each day, and feeling the internal sphincter. The muscle changes spontaneously and in response to behavior.

In this instance, simply paying attention is more important than trying to relax. Anyone can gradually learn to control the internal sphincter at will.

5. Anal stimulation provides many kinds of pleasure

The highest concentration of nerve endings is around the anal opening itself.

A finger can focus on them especailly effectively. When an object or penis is inserted beyond the anal opening into the rectum, other pleasures are involved.

The outer protion of the rectum, like the vagina, has several nerve endings. The inner portion responds mostly to pressure.

Some people enjoy the feelings of pressure and fullness once they understand that these sensations do not presage an impending bowel movement.

Rectal pressure is especially important to enthusiasts of "fisting," a form of anal sex in which several fingers or een the entire hand and forearm are inserted into the rectum and sometimes into the lower colon.

In men, the protate - which is just beyond the rectal wall, a few inches in, towards the front of the body - can be a source of pleasure when massaged by a finger, an object, or a penis.

Also, the lower end of the penis, or "bulb," is near the anal opening opening. It is stimulated indirectly by most types of anal sex.

Anal pleasure can be psychological as well as physical. The anal taboo adds to the thrill of the forbidden. The most common anti-anal message (it's dirty!) sometimes returns as a source of raunchy, sleazy excitement.

Rimming enthusiasts may enjoy the feeling that they are being disgustingly - and delightfully - perverse. Other people regard the anus as a secret, special place. Sharing it with a partner is an act of openness and giving.

6. Anal stimulation can lead to orgasm. A minority of men and women can respond orgasmically to anal sex without direct genital stimulation.

Women probably do so through pelvic muscle contractions - and a small minority even though the sheer excitement of being anally penetrated.

When men expereience an orgasm from anal stimulation, they tend to focus on the prostate. No doubt they are also responding to indirect stimulation of the penile bulb.

Orgasms from anal stimulation are most likely to occur when the participants become thoroughly absorbed in their sensations and fantasies.

An lmost certain way to prevent such an orgasm is to be become determined to have one. Seeking an anal orgasm will create new pressures and disrupt the pleasure.

It must be remembered that most people require direct genital stimulation in order to climax. On the other hand, a few people have orgasms only with anal stimulation.

7. Diet contributes to the enjoyment of anal sex

Regular bowel movements are the major function of the anus and rectum.

There must be sufficient fiber in a person's diet to make his or her feces soft, bulky and well formed. This allows a bowel movement to be produced without force or effort.

Forced evacuations irritate anal tissues, causing discomfort and adding to muscular tensions. Fresh fruits, vegetables, whole grains or unprocessed bran are important sources of fiber.

8. Different rules of hygiene apply to the vagina and rectum

Since intercourse can be vaginal or rectal, many people assume the the same rules apply for the penetration of the vagina and rectum.

Although both are lined with soft tissue and are capable of expanding, they are radically dissimilar.

The rectum is not straight. After the short anal canal which connects the anal opening to the rectum, the rectum tilts toward the front of the body.

A few inches in, it curves back - sometimes as much as 90 degrees. Then, after a few more inches, it swoops toward the front of the body once again.

A person can learn about the shape of his or her rectum by gently inserting a soft object, trying different angles and body positions and concentrating on how it feels.

Make sure the object has a flared base so that if you loose your grip, it won't slip into the rectum and become irretrievable.

The rectum does not produce lubrication like the vagina but only a small amount of mucus. Therefore, rectal penetration always requires a lubricant.

Chemical additives should be avoided. Water-based lubricants are latex-compatible.

The main function of the rectum is to act as a passageway for feces. But feces are not normally stored in the rectum except just prior to a bowel movement.

Yet small amounts may remain in the rectum, expecially if the feces are not well formed. Anal douching before lovemaking will help some people especailly concerned with cleanliness to relax.

For others the idea of dirtiness heightens the joy of the forbidden; for them, douching is anti-erotic.

9. Anal intercourse is not necessarily an act of dominance and submission.

The top-bottom imagery associated with anal intercourse is widespread. No doubt the belief that anal sex has to hurt contributes to this notion.

And in fact some people are intensely excited by top-bottom fantasies about anal sex. The thought that they are submitting to such a degrading act is a terrific thrill.

However, actual, not fantasized, anal pain can lead to trouble.

For others, the enjoyment of anal sex is inhibited by top-bottom imagery. The idea of surrendering control, and perhaps submitting to humiliation, causes immediate, protective tensing of the anal muscles.

These individuals are more likely to relax and enjoy themselves if they can learn to regard anal sex as pleasurable rather than as an expression of power.

10. Anal sex can be perfectly safe, even beneficial.

The taboo against anal eroticism is perpetuated by the almost universal belief among physicians that anal sex is inevitably dangerous.

No physical injury from anal stimulation results if both partners refuse to tolerate pain, never use force and avoid the use of drugs.

All the other risks center on sexually transmitted diseases. Each of the common STDs - gonorrhea, syphillis, herpes - can affect the anus.

Intestinal parasites, bacteria or tiny bugs are usually passed along when fecal matter finds its way into someone's mouth or vagina, most likely through rimming.

AIDS has complicated the matter. The HIV virus can pass from the semen or blood of an infected person to the bloodstream of a partner through a tiny break in the rectal tissue during anal intercourse.

To avoid this risk, anal intercourse and rimming should not be practiced casually. Those who do enjoy anal intercourse should always use a condom.

Rimming should always be accomplished by a latex barrier. Of course, in a monogamous realtionship with two healthy people, the risk of disease transmitted anally is reduced.

Thousands of men and women with chronic anal medical problems have restored their anal health by challenging their negative attitudes. This approach is indespensible for full erotic enjoyment of the anus.

Now I have to give credit where credit is due. So if you really want to read more about who wrote this stuff you have to use the link up top, go to the bottom of that page, and then click on the link of your choice.

There, now you have it. Bye for now,

♥ Wendy