The girl I'm dating constantly brings up her ex in conversation. How can I get her to focus on the present? You got to tap it so good that she falls asleep. If she doesn't fall asleep afterwards, you have no chance. Rock it to sleep, baby. My test is that I'll pop in a movie, but first get her down. If she can watch the movie afterward, I didn't do it right
I'm a woman and I suspect that my male friend has a crush on me. How do I deal with this? Every guy who's a friend with a girl wants to bone her. Unless it's the gay guy friend. If a guy is friends with a girl and the girl ever wants to test it and say, "Let's sleep together," 100% of the time the guy will go for it.
My new girlfriend is coming over for the first time. What '90s movie should I rent to ensure that I get laid? The girls I tend to go for like The Crow. The romantic story, the tragic love story. They were going to get married. They were brutally assaulted. She ended up dying. He ended up dying, but his ghost couldn't rest. He went back and set the wrong things right. Fighting for justice and love and in the end he's still dead, so it's that sad, sad love story. There weren't a lot of good humping movies in the '90s. What about Sliver? Sliver is good. My girlfirend and I are going to watch Sliver and bone tonight. We're going to tear it up. You're going to hear bones crack.
What advice would you give me if I decide to start sleeping with someone I work with? Unless you're going to marry and have kids with him, things are eventually and inevitably going to hit a standstill. Let's say someone new comes along and you want to hook up with him. Now this person is going to be jealous and it's going to cause discomfort. I say hook up with temps.
I knew Screech, errr, Dustin Diamond, was hanging around in Wisconsin quite a bit a few years ago because his girlfriend lived here. I didn't realize that he had set up shop all on his own. Screech is a Wisconsinite.
Adult Swim, which has started airing SAVED BY THE BELL repeats, has announced that the gang is getting back together to film new episodes!!! Can you believe this shit!?!?! I haven't been this excited since the FLAVOR OF LOVE REUNION aired. Here's the announcement:
According to Matt Laster, the VP of Turner Entertainment's newly created 80's Reclamation Department., the new series is still in development but he did say that almost all of the original cast would be returning, minus "Showgirls" star Elizabeth Berkley. The series will follow the events after Saved By the Bell: The New Class and find Screech as the new principal of Bayside and a retired Mr. Belding as the proprietor of the Max, the hangout that the Saved By the Bell gang frequented. Screech is overwhelmed by the new group of students and puts out a call for help, and soon, all of the old regulars are back at Bayside. Laster would not elaborate on the status of Zack and Kelly's relationship, though the couple were last seen walking down the aisle.
"I've spoken to the crew and they really can't wait to get back together," said Laster. "We think this will be a fun and exciting new direction for Adult Swim and we can't wait to find even more great 80's comedies for Adult Swim."
The only thing that puts a damper on my excitement is that Elizabeth Berkely won't bring her skanky talents to the reunion. Somebody needs to tell that chick that SHOWGIRLS was almost 900 years ago and it was a total bomb. But I have to give her props for the single greatest moment in SBTB history....The Jessie on drugs episode. Man I still get chills when she sings "I'm so excited" while all cranked up on goofballs. Its a thing of beauty:
Lets just hope someone asks Slater to bust a move on the reunion shows because nobody fucks with A.C. Slater on the dance floor:
Even though Kelly, Jessie and Lisa gave him a run for his money back in the day. Drop it like its hot, bitches!!
screech
