Ignorant, backwards, stupid, behind the times, Bible-Belt, closed-minded, hicks, bumpkins,etc. These are all negative words used to describe Southerners and people from the South. While I admit that we Southerners have a unique style and culture, I am sick to death of having to hear the negative stereotypes about us by people who have never been anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line. My rant is to some of these so-called progressive Yankees who profess to being open-minded while smugly thinking that anyone with a Southern drawl probably has an IQ of 50.
- If your sophisticated, progressive asses ever have the misfortune of getting cancer, you'd might want to make your way south to Houston, Texas. The M.D. Anderson Cancer Center is the top cancer research facility in the nation and one of the finest in the world.
- Remember those Egyptian twins that were conjoined at the head? The operation was successfully performed in Dallas, Texas.
- Rock & Roll would never exist if it weren't for the mixture of gospel, blues and country music forms created in the South.
- The Johnson Space Center is in Houston, Texas and The Kennedy Space Center is in Cape Canaveral, Florida. That's right, our space program is located in the South.
- Southern cooks actually know that more spices exist than, salt, pepper and paprika. (Ok, so this was a little mean.)
- New Orleans is the birthplace of Jazz. Countless Yankees also find themselves drawn to this city each year during Mardi Gras where some of them flash people for plastic beads and drink themselves blind.
- Edgar Allan Poe was born in Richmond, Virginia.
- Tennessee Williams was born in Columbus, Mississippi.
- JAMIE FOXX was born in Terrell, TX.
- The Center of Disease Control is located in Atlanta, Georgia.
- There are 415 black mayors of southern cities according to the National Conference of Black Mayors, inc.
- All of the previous winners from American Idol are from the South.
- Rice University is located in Houston, Texas.
- Vanderbilt University is located in Nashville, Tennessee.
I'm a proud Southerner. I'm not going to apologize for being polite or believing in God. I don't think reading the Bible is stupid or backwards. I know the name of the Texas state song ("Texas, Our Texas"
. I know the words to the Texas state song. I like grits. I have a serious Texas drawl. I pronouce the words "damn" and "fan" with two syllables -- "dayum" and "fayun". I know what a divan is. On some days depending on the humidity, I have big hair. Okay, I live in Houston, so I have big hair a lot. I like drinking a cold glass of lemonade on my Big Mama's porch. I don't like the negative stereotypes of the South.
On this day in 2006, I wrote:
Back to the Salt Mines
Well it was back to work today and I am already looking forward to Easter break! LOL! Honestly when the year starts to wind down, the children start to wind up!
I was EXHAUSTED at work! I actually drank two Cokes today. I don't usually drink soda at all and when I do, it's rarely a Coke! I had these Cokes in addition to my usual two cups of coffee. I didn't even get a buzz! I think i'm going to have to start getting my coffee from an IV drip. The kids were giggling because I kept nodding off while checking their papers. I told them I was praying over them.
I feel much better today, I'm not in a rage or depressed, just melancholy. Believe me I will take that over the former two anyday. I have to stay positive because I have a big transition ahead of me. I am purging the negative emotions and the causes of them so it hurts, but I feel more and more cleansed each day. Soon, I'll feel minty fresh.
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