Rules @ MindSay 
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2. Death Metallers need to have really long hair (maybe down to their ankles) or no hair at all but a long beard
3. Always add a couple of blood stains in your band logo
4. Don't you ever write satanic lyrics unless you are Glen Benton
5. Be Glen Benton
6. Use the word "Skull" instead of "School" to be brutal
7. Hate subgenres, there's nothing more than "Old School Death Metal" period
8. Always claim to be Old School, even if you don't know who Xecutioner were
9. You hate the fact that people say "Death" created the genre
10. If you have an Arch Enemy record always say the following: "They suck, but Angela Gossow is sooo hot"
11. You already sold your "In Flames" albums along with everything that it's not "Old School"
12. Try to look really pissed in photos
13. Always look at the camera, but your face must be pointing upwards or downwards
14. Be GROOOOOOOWL
15. Use the word Growl a lot
16. Tell people you lived to see the "Tape Trading" days even when you're only 15 years old
17. Use a lot…and I mean a freaking lot of Breakdowns in your music
18. Always copy the riffs of someone else
19. Jump whenever you hear the main riff of "Hammer Smashed Face"
20. Hide your Cannibal Corpse albums from your mom
21. Always end the name of your band with the postfix "Ation" (Suffocation, Immolation, Incantation, Tribulation, etc.)
22. If you can't think of any name with "Ation" replace it with "Ment" (Enthrallment, Dismemberment, Abolishment, Cadaverment, etc.)
23. Ok, let's say you still can't think of any name…there's still "Ence" for you (Abhorrence, Vehemence, Benevolence, Decadence, etc.)
24. Chances are you'll end up naming your band Disgorge anyway…
25. Fart a lot
26. Burp a lot
27. Don't have a girlfriend
28. If you have a girlfriend Burp and Fart on her nose…
29. You were a member of Death
30. People say you are(were) a member of Brujeria
31. Make sure to bring your meathook for a sodomy night
32. Be extremely GROOOOOOWL
33. End a phrase with GROOOOOOOWL
34. Don't you ever…EVER…listen to Melodeath
35. Hate Melodeath by any means
36. Melodeath is totally gay
37. You have "Heartwork" in you CD collection
38. "Heartwork" was the first Melodeath album ever released
39. Therefore you're gay
40. Then you seriously hate Swedish Death Metal…
41. Swedish Metal is totally gay
42. You have the entire Unleashed collection
43. Unleashed is a Swedish Death Band
44. Therefore you're gay
45. You still hate bands like Dark Tranquility and In Flames
46. That doesn't mean you're not gay
47. You have the amazing capability of contradicting yourself
48. Always go to concerts and leave with blood in your face
49. The blood must be of someone else's nose
50. Mosh till your arms fall out from your body
51. Mosh until your legs break in half
52. TorsoMOSH!!!
53. Erik Rutan mastered your record
54. In Death Metal orgasms always come with pain instead of pleasure
55. Hate everything that is not Death Metal
56. Hate everything that is not GROWL
57. You were never a kid
58. You were born an adult
59. Have no sense of humor
60. Pee outside the can
61. Eat nothing but read meat and things that make your body fat
62. Be fat
63. Try to be extremely fat
64. If you're not fat you are Trey Azagthoth
65. Tell a cartoonist to draw your album cover
66. Tell him you want a lot of blood and sex in it
67. Always use a lot of naked chicks in your covers
68. Those naked chicks are obviously cadavers
69. Sodomize the cadavers found in your artwork
70. Dismember the cadavers in your artwork that you already sodomized
71. Have sex with the remaining parts
72. You have to be seriously sick in the head to be a Death Metaller
73. If you don't have naked chicks available, use anything that looks like pulp for your album cover
74. The good trick comes when you use pulpified fruits that look kind of Gore
75. Name your songs after diseases that don't even exist.
76. Try to use "Semen" a lot when writing lyrics
77. "Flesh", "Skin", "Bowels" and words that sound creepy are so Brutal
78. Hate Black Metal
79. You only use Black Metal words (like "Necro") to name your band
80. You only like Philip Anselmo for being a member of "Necrophagia"
81. You maybe still respect Thrash Metal bands like Pantera and Metallica
82. Pantera used to be Glam Metal and Metallica released a Nu-Metal album
83. Therefore you're gay
84. There's no way possible for you to escape gayness
85. You don't use a Bass for layers or synchronization, you use it to make your music illegible and Gore
86. You can poo in public places
87. Never say "poo" always go with "Feces"
88. Faeces are so Br00Tall
89. For you Carcass died after "Necroticism…"
90. Always use fake blood at a concert
91. It's not Brutal, it's Br00Tall
92. Blast Beats are our friends
93. Remember to play as fast as Diarrhea
94. Hate trees, trolls, wolves, and non-Br00tall things, they're gay
95. Love guts, blood, cannibals, murder, and GROWL things, they're still gay but GROWL
96. Be Gore enough to scare kids and moms
97. Keep your Gore level down for your friends, you're still a social being
98. Download tons of porn
99. Say Hostel and SAW III were mild movies even though you almost puked in the theatre
100. Don't talk…Growl
101. Make sure you're dumb and loser enough to write 101 rules for Death Metal, in other cases, be dumb and loser enough to read 101 stupid phrases about Death Metal.
PERSONALLY, I am sick of "ALL THE INFIGHTING" among all of the different parties! We spend more time "ATTACKING EACH OTHER" than paying attention to "WHAT IS GOING ON!" I really do believe that we would all be better off to join as "ONE" party! AMERICAN! Period!
Today, I called the Voters board and complained. They finally explained that I was registered as "An American Independent" rather than as an "Independent!" That is why I could not vote "freely!" I said that I want to be a Non Partisan, and should be registered as such now. She then told me that a Non Partisan, actually is the "Same" as an Independent! Holy C***! They must make everything so damn complicated!
Come one, come all. Take a trip on the Relation Ship. Pack light and be prepared for adventure after adventure as you sail the high seas of romance and intrigue. Learn the secrets of the old timers and always expect the unexpected!
Good relationships, the perfect partner and lifelong happiness are things we (should) put a lot of effort into finding before we settle on the dime store bargain of the week that looks good on the outside. We soon find that cheap is, as cheap does when we decide to take home that 'unbelievable find'. Reality check. You get what you pay for. Sounds like I am talking about prostitution, I know. Minds out of the gutter. Be serious now. If you are discriminating, hold true to your desires and values - sacraficing a few 'finds' here and there in order to be true to yourself in the end, you will save yourself a ton of time and a lof of heart.
1. Start young. Don't make the mistake of telling yourself that you are going to wait until you have your career and have lived a little/dated a lot before you settle into a lifetime committment. This is the biggest mistake people these days make. First of all, if you wait and date you are likely to carry with you a tremendous amount of baggage, pain and confusion that you would not have had when young. If you wait until you have lived a little, well, you have only managed to give yourself time to get set in your own ways and are now inflexible and unable to adapt to having someone else vastly different from you in your life on a consistent basis. And your career, well it may well take you in directions that would be difficult to wrap around a new person who has also done the same. You have just denined yourself a chance to grow with someone. Don't put off committing to someone who has your same goals and moral fiber before either of you know which direction life is going to take you. Be willing to go there together.
2. Live and let live. Sounds cliche, but this is one of the most important ingredients in a successful relationship. Instead of trying to define what someone should be, learn to accept who they are. Embrace the ways in which the two of you differ just as you do your similarities. Everyone is happier when they are loved for who they are but unfortunately, most people are guilty of loving the things they understand while trying to change those things they don't. Worst case senario, admit that there are things you don't understand or agree with, but as long as they truly are not a detriment to anyone just let it be. Allow your loved one to be the most natural self that they can be. This will eliminate so many disagreements, hurt feelings and ultimately 'small white lies' that snowball into unforgivable whoppers.
3. Forgive and forget. One thing will remain an eternal truth and it will never change. People are human. Humans make mistake. You will be disappointed from time to time. Your feelings will be hurt. Your trust may be broken. You are not perfect either. There is no one on the face of the earth, even you, who can honestly say that they are the perfect mate. Oh, you may want to believe you are - or want others to believe you are - but if you are wanting something to be real and last, get real with yourself first. Grudges and hurt feelings that we hold onto eat away like maggots on rotten meat. As soon as you realize you are imperfect and make allowances for everyone else to be human too, the sooner you will learn to move on past whatever is eating you. It was a moment. It was a thing. It was nothing. Don't retaliate and don't let the fact that you are not involved with an immortal God or Goddess hold you back from continuing to give your best to the one you have chosen. Stick it out. That's how our grandparents managed to stay married 75 years. They will tell you that it was not always a bed of roses but in the end, they have each other and they have always known they would. In the end, they are grateful for all the ups and the downs and they come to love and adore each other more in the golden years because of all the life they experienced together.
4. Two's company. We don't need to involve our parents, siblings, buddies, best friends or co-workers in our personal life. There is a reason that it is called a personal life. Whatever goes on in the confines of a relationship involves two people. Those on the outside are going to be biased, opinionated, judgemental and they are never going to be honest with you. They are going to tell you what they think you want and need to hear. Some may even give you advice to serve their own very selfish needs. But, I guarantee you no one is going to think before offering up their opinion of how much they care about you and how they can chose thier words to help you understand that your relationship is yours and worth saving. Need proof? Well, look at their relationship. Have they followed the advice they would give to you or are they still bitching about things that they should be keeping to themselves. Trust yourself, not someone else, when it comes to your life and happy ever after.
Then when everything is said and done. Sit together at the end of the day, and laugh at life. Share your days. Make love. Share love. Keep love.
We dont have much so far in the sense of rules and most of them come from things that were instilled upon us as we journeyed through our lives that struck us as perticularly useful to us.
1. Homes are ment for free expressions not always good impressions
2. Do onto others as you would have done on to you
3. If you can't ask for permission atleast ask for forgiveness
4. Read directions and you may find you are directly directed in the right direction.
I dont know what else to have.........all I dont want to restrict her.......but I dont want her damaged either
06-26-2007 11:34:09
Ok, let's get something straight: sschool sucks. I am just starting high school, and already my friend decides to get all holy and writes a blog about the fact that freshman are deadmeat. Well, I hate to break it to you, upperclassmen, but if anyone treats me that way again, they have something coming there way, and it won't be pretty. My whole life, I have waited for high school, so when I finally am there, the older students think they can boss me around? Well, they have no idea who they are messing with. So, here I my rules as to what is to be expected from the upperclassmenen, and if any of them break it, they should just start running.
1. No calling us small fry, shorty, midgit, or any other names like that. Some of us are as tall as you, and a few are taller. So unless you would like to be called this be the "freshies", I would just not say anything.
2. No playing pranks of any kind. In every school, you will there are more freshman than in every other class sometimes when the upperclasses are combined. So, unless you want a taste of your own medicine, don't start.
3. Don't give us false directions to our class. In case you haven't noticed, many freshmen are smarter than you because we haven't started underaged drinking and what not. We may fall for it the first time, but we will have our revenge.
4. Don't try to save the table that your "possy" sat at last year. This is not last year and therefore, we are entitled to sitting there.
5. Last, but not least, remember:You are not better than us. The only difference between our class are that we are smarter and you are graduating sooner.
These are the REAL rules for high school, so stick to them!!! :P
Love from,
Amanda
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