Romance Novel Covers @ MindSay

It's about time I give you want you want, baby...

I am totally committed to you, I swear...

I'll give you whatever you want and more...

I'll even make you feel better when you're not doing so good downstairs...

You know, I always do bet on black...

What's a little pussywhipping between lovers?

*sniff*  *sniff!*  I think I smell man flesh!

So was it as good for you as it was for me?

I hope you like this one girlfriend. I though about you and your rants when I did it.

Just when you thought I had forgotten your love...

I mean, really, how can I forget how much you all miss me?

Hmmmm... especially when I deliberately decided to forget to wear panties?

I know a great place where we can do it all night long... just a little cabin out in the woods...

You know I want you.

People seemed to like the twisted romance novels that Valentinaxxx and I created so much that we decided to do a blog together. It features those goofy revamps of the romance novel covers and other parodies of romance our sick minds come up with.  Please visit us at DeletedRomance and feel free to contribute your own romance novel parodies, or make up blurbs for the ones that we've already done. Don't forget to also visit or testosterone (with a little mix of estrogen thanks to Valentinaxxx's imput) enriched brother blog at DeletedScenes. 

Looks like YouTube.com is down this morning, so I'm gonna treat ya to this little parody I cooked up at my blog site a couple days ago...  Back about forty years ago comic books were also romance novels.  Most of the stories were really super lame and written by men who had no idea what real women wanted to read at the time.  Heck, we all love trash, but it has to be the right kind of trash!  So, for many decades, due to the restrictions of the comic code (comic books were censored material back in the old days) there wasn't much sex in comics, but it definitely was implied. 

So, the following is an update on an old classic -- the image on the cover pretty much wrote itself!