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only in michigan

I got this in a e-mail I thought it was pretty funny!  Kind of true!

 

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
"covertly" funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5
years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders
in 4- wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in
fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the
crash. They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded
last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were,
 
"Oh Shit !"
 
Only Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan were different, where
89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try
somethin'."
 
 
   
 

Barbie Killed in SUV Rollover
HOLLYWOOD — Mattel’s popular doll, Barbie, was killed last Tuesday when the SUV she was driving rolled over. The Hollywood police said the 45-year old model was traveling at a high rate of speed on her way home to her playhouse when the accident occurred. She was pronounced dead at the scene.

Mattel spokesman, Chauncey Etchasketch, said, “This is a great tragedy for both Mattel and America. Barbie was one of our best-loved models and she will be greatly missed.”

When reached for comment, Barbie’s former boyfriend, Ken, said, “I am just devastated. We had dinner at Spago’s together and talked about old times. I offered to drive her home as I thought she had a little too much to drink, but she said she would be fine.”

Ken and Barbie had been romantically linked since they met on the set of a TV commercial in 1961, but Barbie has recently been linked to Blaine, the boogie boarder.
Police refused to speculate if Barbie was over the legal limit for alcohol and said they would have to wait until after the coroner’s report before commenting.

- Mike Pasternack
Source: Bongo News
 
 
 

 
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