Here is a fanstastic link from the Washington Blade that you really gotta listen to if you want some fire and brimstone in your life. Now normally I'd consider the source and discount such stories, but hey, they've got audio (!), so you can hear it directly from the horse's ass:
http://www.washblade.com/2005/7-15/news/localnews/minister.cfm
HEAR HOW/WHY:
Paying women a fair wage leads to lesbianism
The preacher's son can't get a date to the prom cuz all the girls are gay (hmmm, likely excuse I'd say)
Straight girls are ugly
Your butt is bleading
It takes a screw and a nut
Church was never like this for me!!!
P.S. The Hebrew word "neged" does not mean "complementary nature"
G'nite y'all.
Goodnight y'all! 