Robbers @ MindSay

Ahoy me mateys!  We are about to cast off on a two week expedition across the Caribbean in search of pirates!  Under the expert navigation of Cpt Merrick of the ship, The Redemption, we will be checking our pirate maps and using our spyglass to locate and capture those ruthless robbers of the high seas ... and their stolen treasure chest!  Pirates!

Yes, really!  :)  Avast, me hearties! Fanned, I'm sure, by the charming and resilient Capt Jack Sparrow and company, I have fond more than enough adorable books to read and clever crafts to make to fill 2 weeks of Pirates Adventures!

Should be a wild adventure, hmmm?

~ B 

NOTE:  The Redemption , by Marylu Tyndall, is an exciting and refreshing historical romance on the highseas.  I highly recommend it for fun and entertainment!

It doesn't take much to deter a burglar, just a locked screen door and some window locks are usually enough. Burglars are by and large not the brightest people on the planet. IN fact they are usually a little dim (otherwise they would get real jobs) and mostly addicted to one drug or another.

They are also lazy for the most part and looking for an easy hit. Some silly robber-types tried to break into my house the other night. They had obviously seen me leave for work at 23:30 and thought the house was empty. It was not. My (almost 19y.o.) son was at home, lying in bed reading horror stories at the time and heard some voices outside his bedroom window. The idiots then tried to open the screen door and were unable to.

To his credit and my horror, my young son grabbed the biggest knife he could find, leapt out of the back door in his PJs turning on the light as he went and started shouting at them to "fuck off!"

I wouldn't have done that myself and I'm proud that he has the guts to do it but it still scares the bejesus out of me that he did it. 

We are posting a sign on the gate:

" trespassers will be composted"

Goodmorning all you unfortuante enough to read this! I hope you are feeling better than i am. (pops an extasy pill) yum, sweet... I bet these are as fake as that fucking meth i bought earlier this morning. Joy, another fucking waste of my life. Like everyday isn't wasted enough this fine-ass girl from the mountains was supposed to bring me some ice but ended up giving me a bag of recrystalized sugar. Yum-yum, now let me add it to my FUCKING COFFIE OR SOMETHING!!!! I really trusted this girl, i mean she always gave me BOMB ass product b4, so WTF NOW?!?

Wow you guys are really good readers if you are concerned enough to read this far. Thanx for the open eyes... now let me continue rambling....

Anyway. 500 freaking dollars spent on fucking sugar. yum yum good. I tried smoking it at first, all it did was fizzle and turn brown. (At which point i became enfuriated) Then, thinking for some reason i might have done something wrong (I'm a fucking profession drug user, ofcourse i did NOTHING wrong), i atempted to sniff this fucking huge ass line it was like this

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BAMB

nothing happened. Anger crept in, then fear, then saddness, then respect. Respect for the MOTHERFUCKER that robbed my ass blind. Its not the first time something this gay has happened to me because of drugs. Cocaine had a far higher rate of getting fucked in the ass than anyother, but this was the largest amout at one given moment. Sadly this was also my last 500 dollars i had in my account. Whee.....

Blew it all, everything i worked my ass off for last year was fucking wasted this year. Its time for a change, a revolution of some kind. I mean, all i have done this year was drive around (until my wreck) and smoke fucking crack. There was a time this year i was happy, but it has all gone the fuck away ever since that one whore from earlier this year that got me back on powder. (i hope she drinks bleach and dies) I'd like to thank smokecrack for that quote, more power to you buddy.

Somethings gotta change here, these drugs are taking over me, but i like it sooo much. I love to be high, not just off weed, or coke, but experimenting with lots of different states of conciouness. I was given this chemical aparatus in my head for a reason. This world and its treasures have been placed here for a reason as well. I just gotta take charge here. Get a fucking grip on something...

But everything i've gripped b4 has let me go...

Maybe thats why i just don't give a shit about things, because everything doesn't give a shit about me. My friends (save Devin, I LOVE YOU MAN!!!) only want my drugs or money, my parents don't understand me and don't really want to either, and i have no girl, and no job. Nothing in this life seems to important to me, nothing worth holding on to. For some reason though i feel like life is fun and enjoyable, like there is still some reason i've been put here, something i need to accomplish to get fufillment from life, dispite all the evedence to the contrary... I guess you could say i've got good spirit...

I like writing in this thingy so far... It kinda helps me get over my ass getting raped so hard this morning. Still can't believe that shit though, waited all night just to get robbed. I left her a message congragulating her on her wonderful accomplishment. I hope she gets arrested or in a wreck or something... on second though, let her go... i don't give a fuck anymore.

(sits and ponders.....)

I just need some real friends, someone that'll listen to me, feel my feelings, and hold my head while i cry... Wait i'm getting to mushy for you i know... I mean come on, everyone needs support, all i have is myself... I'm strong but i just get tired of being alone all the time.

Well i'm gonna take a break now, stick around and maybe i'll have some stories or something more interesting next time, i got lots of opinions and stuff, just a lots fucking with me right now...

OK today my brother Dimitri and I were going to go to Brooks to buy some stuff...this is our tale...omg and you will laugh your ass off!!!

 Dimitri= D Joy= J

Setting: Brooks Pharmacy, which looks completely open.

D: Joy the doors won't open

J: Well I guess we'll have to pry them open.

Joy and Dimitri start prying open doors. Finally they enter Brooks Pharmacy.

J: Remind me Dimitri to tell the people here that their doors aren't working.

D: ok.

J: I don't see anyone here. Cool. I'm gunna go find my stuff. You do your thing.

Joy and Dimitri seperate to gather the things they are GOING TO BUY

Lights shut off, and a group of people walk out.

Manager turns to young Joy.

Joy and Dimitri freeze.

Manager: Hey we have customers!

People: No we don't. I don't see anyone here.

Manager: So what am I looking at? Speggetti meatballs?

People: There's no one here.

Manager: Look at the door! It's pried open!

J: Listen I'm so so sorry. We'll leave right now! Oh my gosh!

Joy runs and grabs Dimitri. Both jump into Moms gettaway car and jam outta there. Man you guys should have seen what happened. It was so funny. I thought I was gunna piss my pants. Man I love Brooks.