Rich White People @ MindSay 
All of these potential presidents are trying to appeal to the targeted groups, like rednecks, drug addicts, homos, or the sick, the hungry, and the often overlooked evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has recognized, and it is they that will decide the election: the Stupid White Man. The Stupid White Man comes from all sorts of backgrounds, from poor to rich. He comes from all over America, from down south, to the western mountains, from the west coast to the east coast. But, mostly they are just rednecks.
The Stupid White Man isn't looking for a handout, he just wants a level playing field. He believes that a level playing field exists naturally, even though it should be obvious that some people have had better opportunities than himself to succeed, while others were much less fortunate. In many cases, he thinks he pays more taxes than he should, even though he uses roads, sends his kids to schools, calls the cops regularly because someone was on his property, and has had breakthrough medical treatments. He works hard for the little money that he has, and thinks that people more successful than himself must be working REALLY hard.
The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him, but mostly because he's never heard them before, or they are too big for comfort, and he doesn't really think that his opinion counts in general. He has no trust in the government, and doesn't always have money in the bank even though he works hard and lives modestly. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. So is "education", "liberal" and "homosexual." He’s used to picking up some of the tab, whether it is for the public school who asked him to donate food to their child's party, or for their college education that the government loaned him money for.
He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document. Documents don't "live", stupid! Even though some would say that every written work has more than one meaning, that there is the author's intended meaning, and the reader's interpretation of the work, it is not open to the interpretation of judges who they feel don't do real, manly work.
The Stupid White Man owns firearms, because he is easily scared. He is ready to shoot the first person who steps on his land because stuff is important, and he is more than willing to go overseas and fight to keep the enemy over there, farther away from his land. He is willing to lay down his life if the government, who he normally doesn't trust for anything, says "freedom" enough times. If someone is labeled as the enemy, then they obviously deserve to be shot, and he doesn't mind doing it. There is no need to consider that the enemy is a person, because he is just an <insert ethnic slur>.
The Stupid White Man is not gay, doesn't look gay, and certainly doesn't consider himself a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina... most of them were black. People like him rolled out of there when the black people rolled in. The others got the hell out and left people to drown. People who drown and are victims to natural disasters are stupid.
It doesn't matter what religion he is or what his last name is, as long as he isn't Colored something other than White.
He's a real, macho man, the kind of guy who gambles, is entertained by cars driving in circles, and mounts dead animals to walls. He doesn't mind objectifying women by paying them for a lap dance as long as if wife won't know. He can do things that other people should be able to do, and he sure is proud of himself for it. He coaches sports... the only real contribution to society. And most importantly, he doesn't ask for a penny. Pennies are basically useless unless you want to make exact change or save them in a jar for a few years. He's the kind of guy who will do manual labor for beer and knows enough people just like him that he could put an addition on his house anytime he wanted for cheap beer that tastes like cold urine and water filtered though hay and straw. Nothing else is consumable.
Women probably like him, because he is Stupid, White, and easily manipulated. He doesn't really respect woman very much, but pretends to whenever there is a door around that he can open. That is much easier than the other stuff. Women know he isn't a dishrag because he doesn't resemble one and he never helps with the dishes.
He might be a Republican, and he might be a Democrat that doesn't vote; he might be a Libertarian or a Green, but probably not a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and tries to steer clear of her around "that time of the month". He tries to guide the family, but his wife still handles the finances and important decisions.
He’s not a racist, per say, he just hates when black people act so black.
Most importantly, the Stupid White Man is angry about things. When his job site becomes flooded with Mexicans who don’t speak english, he gets pretty damn angry at them, but if his business could be more competitive by using cheaper labor, he'd totally do that!
When his job gets shipped overseas, he gets pretty angry, too. But he'll still elect a man who kisses the asses of corporations if the man says "freedom" enough. When a black man talks about equality, well he fondly remembers when people lynched them for less and thinks they should be happy now. When a child brings a little knife to school and gets suspended, he thinks the people in education are idiots. When a child bring guns to school and shoots a bunch of people, he quickly defends his 2nd amendment rights so people don't get the idea that guns are bad. People kill People... with guns... and that's OK.
He also votes if he feels like it, and the Stupid White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of his mother and wife, just a bunch of nagging women. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television, because she isn't attractive like Jessica Alba. Her very image disgusts him, because she doesn't dress feminine. He can't imagine why anyone would want a woman as a leader, because they are emotional and irrational. It’s not that she is a woman, it is her smaller brain. It is because she thinks that the poor and the sick are victims. And, as the Stupid White Man knows,victims are stupid.
Her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question is fairly typical of a woman, and he doesn't want his tax dollars going to people who don't help themselves. This is how he sees people who haven't had the benefits of being White and Male, who've been in unfortunate places, who were born dirt poor from a dirt poor family, who go to dirt poor school districts and live in dirt poor neighborhoods. Work harder!
And there are many millions of Stupid White Men. Four million are members of the NRA, and all of them will vote for the guy who claims his opponent is trying to steal their guns! Most of them voted for Bush... twice, and that really says something about a person, doesn't it?
He hopes that Hillary will be the Democratic nominee, because at least she is White. That is half the battle. They are pretty sure that the biggest part of the battle is being male, though, and fear that a young, clean black man would probably beat their liberal excuse for a Republican into the ground with no effort. The prospects of either Democratic nominee being presidents hits them in a spot they don't quite understand, but it makes their blood run cold.
The Seven Sins
WRATH.
1. Who did you last get angry with? Probably one of the clients.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Fatboy Slim.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes. It would take a lot though. I didn't hit Her so I don't think it will happen anytime soon.
4. How about of the same sex? Yes, but it would still take a lot.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry with you? Chloe, I think. (Supervisor)
6. What is your pet peeve? Poorly educated use of the English language in a workplace or in writing.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Yes, and yes. I'm trying to calm down.
SLOTH.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't? Walk my dog.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 15:00
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Last excuse? "Because I'm more important than you." Not sure about "lame".
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Infomercials are my food.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout? Monday night. I've been pretty slothful this week.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Never. Ever.
GLUTTONY.
1. What is your overpriced beverage of choice? Apple & Passionfruit fruitjuice.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White is superior.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I can't count past thrive.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Wow ...
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? I have an issue with weights. Mine are too light.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy? I like them when they're sweet, but I don't care about the taste.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"? The condition placed upon Audrey eating my food was me eating Audrey afterwards.
LUST.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family): Not many. All look better with clothes on.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family): Couldn't say. I'm told my windows can be see through at the right times.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation? I don't stare, I glance. What sort of chump stares?
4. Have you "done it"? Hells yeah, just this afternoon! I'm so stoked too *grins* I can't believe all I had to do was alter CMOS Setup!
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Muscles. They are tastier.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I'm the prostitute. Duh.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? They did find a developing foetus in my abdominal region ... half-digested.
GREED.
1. How many credit cards do you own? 1 pwn all j00r k4rd5!
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Really don't have one. All of my pleasure is honest. Can pleasure be fake? Wait ... hahahah!
3. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich. I could buy my way into that ladies pants, Personal chef and fitness trainer, baby!
4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make mega bucks? What do you think I'm doing? I'm not even earning that much!
5. Have you ever stolen anything? Of course! I've stolen plently of stuff. I admit it. I can even tell you were and when.
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? At last count: 17,305. That isn't necessarilly music ...
PRIDE.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? Being myself.
2. Whats one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? My father? I don't know. My mother? Getting a full-time job, I think.
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life? The fall of capitalism.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I hate it.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Define "contest". Yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing.
ENVY.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? I'm happy with my possessions. I don't need anything more than I have.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Never heard of it.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I don't want to be anyone other than who I am now, and who I grow to be.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Nothing. I'm your brother's hot friend. Sorry, was that to obvious?
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? "inborn trait"? More like "inbred author". I've answered this question when I answered E.3
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Oh, so it's a survey now is it? I thought it was a list of questions placed under dubious headings which was designed to be displayed publicly for the perusal of all. My mistake. Jackarse.
My question is who does Coulter think she is? She is the text-book example of the mid-eastern white-collor rich girl who has turn thing up-side-down to keep herself rich. Her rich Lawyer daddy and doctor mommy put her through the best schools and she is now an even richer lawyer and Conservative pundit and author. Her latest book of conservative backtalk and half truths has the egotistical title of "Godlessness: the Church of Liberalism". I haven't read it and don't plan to but coulter plays of of the neo-con playbook. knowing coulter her is her thesis: Liberals hate God and America, Liberals are the rich elites who don't care about the "normal folks". But Ann Coulter has lived such a privledged life that she has no idea how the other side lives . [Correction: she does even worse then say that liberals don't care she has critized a few 9/11 wives who are asking for another, more independent, look into the event of that day then that of the 9/11 Commitee's. she has said that they are laking advantage of their husbands death to gain celebrity]
My Point, Ann Coulter is a lying rich bitch!
and sam... u are DEFFINITELY pretty, u dont look like a bum at all
Before
I begin my entry - Please answer these survey questions HONESTLY.
Comment with your answers, the way you answered before you read the
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of it:
- Do you think the term 'Asian Pride' is racist at all?
- Do you think the term 'Black Pride' is racist at all?
- Do you think the term 'White Pride' is racist at all?
- Do you think the term 'Hispanic Pride' is racist at all?
- Do you think any other types of pride is racist?
- If you
answered yes to one or more of the above questions, why do you think
this? If the answer is the same for all of them, please say so. - If you think only some of the above questions are racist, but not all of them, please say why.
Our society today is focused on many issues. One of these is racism; hate crimes, racial slurs, and pride in who we are is becoming a problem. I would think we've done a good job with stamping out racism the best we could have; we've gotten rid of seperate schools for kids of different colors, we drink from the same fountain as the
person before us regardless of their race. However, in our struggle to stop people from being racist, we have still failed to do so.
Now, I find a lot of white people are being called racist because they are proud of their ethnicity. People will call them racist for only celebrating their race and not others. Someone told me "White Pride" was very racist (though they told me it was not as bad as "Black pride" or any other prides) because it only celebrated white ethnicity. What? So, is that to say that we can't have American pride or Irish pride or African pride or Cuban pride due to the fact that these prides solely cherish ONE place we are from or where our ancestors came from? Or, is that alright?
I'm not saying that it's not okay to have pride in something like where you're from or what color your skin is, but how come it's alright to celebrate being asian over being white? Why would the person who is proud to be white be called a racist while someone who is asian is accepted because they cherish who they are? Here is the fault in society: In a rush to become anti-racist, a lot of people have
become anti-white pride because a lot of people see it as promoting
themselves to be higher, maybe even better than people.
Also, people connect it with anti-[insert race] organizations such as the KKK, Neo-nazis (well, I'm unsure about this, but I've asked someone and they would consider it to be seen as a connection), and other such groups. Why is that? It's stereotyping all people being genuinely proud of who they are by grouping them together with people who commit hate crimes because they are boastful of who they are and because other people aren't them. Stereotyping things like that is racism in my eyes. It'd be no different from connecting all hispanics to gangs (not meant to offend, it's just a large stereotype I hear).
People forget this is wrong because they rush to be right. They rush to be seen as not racist by not allowing anything that could have any connection with anti-minority groups to be spoken. Someone who says, "I am proud to be white" or "I have white pride" will be harassed, I have seen it happen.
For example: Someone on Gaia created an experimental white guild for white people to join. They wanted to see what would happen. MANY people flamed and harassed him for being racist, DESPITE the fact that he had NOTHING bashing anyone/any race/any skin color/any culture. He did not have anything besides saying he wanted to make a guild for white people.
Then, he got his friend to make an asian guild. NOBODY said anything about it being racist in any way shape or form, everyone liked it, nobody had problems with it. So, how come they assumed the white guild was about being racist while the asian guild was harmless?
What I'm trying to say is that a lot of people are just being wrong. They are trying so hard to not be racist to a lot of people that they end up being racist to another group of people. However, this is not to say that ALL people are racist. This is not to say that ALL white people are not racists. I'm not saying that it's alright to discriminate, or that it's alright to be prideful of being in the KKK (because that, too, is wrong and racist), but that we ALL should be allowed to be prideful of who we are and not just a certain group of people.
If you're proud of being who you are, and you are not saying "I'm proud to be ____" to mean to someone else (like saying, "I'm proud that I'm hispanic rather than asian, you stupid asian") then you should be able to say it without fear of being called a racist or getting harassed for supposedly being a racist.
And so I conclude this entry. You may have your own opinion, and I respect that (I guess). But this is mine, and I think being discriminatory against any sort of race celebrating who they are just because there was some dispute or some group of that race being anti-other races. I WILL post results (Not name specific, just like how many thought ___ was racist and such). I myself try not to be racist to ALL people, and I think it's fine if you have black pride, asian pride, green pride, purple pride. Whatever you're proud of, go you.
Note: If you are fine with me posting your reasons why (I won't include name unless you ask me to), then please tell me. I'd also like to post that along with my next entry of survey results.