“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” ~Mark Twain
So it’s not the orangutan after all.
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why I became a redhead
Now I see that it was genetically ordained. My mother was a redhead.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!
What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
A young man marrying a redhead asked his father for some marital advice. The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family." The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She did and said "I don't fit into these." "That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"
What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor.
What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead
let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
Hair 
So, as you might have surmised, I'm a redhead. Not naturally so, but happily so. Anyway, I just got my hair color redone today (boxed haircolor be damned), and I'm swearing up and down that I'll never do it myself again. Kristen did such a great job with my color that, for $60, I don't see the point in doing it myself (note: 5 boxes of hair dye and it STILL washed out to an icky mauve color). (You'll have to excuse my plug, but if you're in the Grass Valley area, PLEASE check them out--these girls deserve huge props: http://bonbonsalonspa.com/) ANYWAY. I loved them so much (mostly Kristen, sure, but everyone there is just wonderful), that I broke my stingy rule of discount shampoos and conditioners and bought the good stuff today (Aveda is AMAZING...smells good, works like a dream, and is all natural). I also set up an appointment to get my hair cut next week, something I don't allow myself more than once every 3 months (okay, usually it ends up being more like 6 months) because I agonize over cutting my hair for weeks and, alright I'll admit it...I don't like spending money on my hair when most of my money gets sucked up by my car. Anyway (I'm saying that a lot), next Tuesday. I'm excited. And 'zis picture is the one I want. Minus that blonde streak.
This salon just rocks my world. They're relatively cheap, and they do things like give you a scalp and shoulder massage before working on your hair. While my color was processing, Kristen gave me hand massages and cucumber flavored water. It was such a nice treat, it's a wonder people don't do it daily. It's all those little extra things that just totally make the experience.
I'm not (contrary to how it might seem at the moment) a very...girly girl. Sure, I do my makeup before leaving the house (usually just slapping on some mascara, maybe some eyeshadow if I've got lots of time), and sure, there's the occasional girly fit I throw where I do full makeup, heels, dress, the WHOLE shebang. But I'm a jeans-and-converse type of girl. I'm not the type to jump up and down over spa treatments. But WHOA. Totally changed my outlook. I like being pampered like that.
self-portrait 
a vector. i made it in Illustrator. i was really impatient about this one, though. but i kinda like what i did with my hair! i love Ruritania font! :-)
oh, i lost my 7-year-old necklace! i hope it's just there under those sheets near my bed. :-(
Currently playing:American Head Charge - Loyalty
Current mood:
Sceptical
a vector. i made it in Illustrator. i was really impatient about this one, though. but i kinda like what i did with my hair! i love Ruritania font! :-)
oh, i lost my 7-year-old necklace! i hope it's just there under those sheets near my bed. :-(
Current mood:
Sceptical
an unusually productive morning
it is just near lunch time and so far:
1. I have made the dough for 4-5 loaves of stollen- it's rising now before shaping for the second rise.
2. I made my blonde roots strawberry blonde in my continued live as a redhead spree.
3. Trimmed my bangs and even blew my hair dry so it's straight as my sister in laws chest
4. took a delicious hot soak and then disinfected the whirlpool jets- I would have bought an air jet tub
5. packed a bunch of books I sold on ebay. Attachment, Separation and Loss by Bowlby
6. scotchguarded the red placemats before we use them for jim's birthday party
7. ordered a new neti pot for S.U.
8. blogged.
patting myself on the back now and have full self permission to be a slum slug. tonight we go neighborhood hopping to see christmas lights.
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