Red Vs. Blue @ MindSay

Red Vs. Blue quotes...gotta love'em!

1.Voice Mail System: To mark this message as "Important" please press 11.

Church: THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!

2. Kaboose: Don't worry, he has not tried to bite me at all!

Alien: BLARGH

Kaboose: ...since the first time he bit me.

3. Tex: He didn't scare the crap out of him, he scared the SOUL out of him.

[Someone, can't remember who...]: Ah his soul is made of crap.

4. Kaboose: Doctor Doc, please you have to help him!

Doc: Uhhh I don't know what I can really do to help him. My first aid procedures aren't very effective AFTER DE-COM-PO-SI-TION!

5. Kaboose: I'm Ok! I'm ok!

......

I'm not ok!!!!!

6. Griff: GO HOME.

Griff's Sister: WHAT?

Griff: GO HOME RIGHT NOW. Get in your ship, don't crash it, and fly it home. RIGHT NOW.

Sis: Whatever. MAKE ME.

Griff: As much as I don't wanna ruin my reputation as a do-nothing slacker, I will not hesitate to beat you senseless and drop you in that ship myself!

7. Griff's Sister: Well you always looked after me when mom ran away to join the circus...

Simmons: W-Wait a second, your mom is in the circus? Y'know, at first I didn't like you but you've already made my insults 45% more efficient by just saying one sentence.

8. Doc: Great! Once we learn all the colors, we'll learn why you shouldn't judge people by them.

9. Tucker: What the fuck happened?

Kaboose: Oh, well, uh, as you may remember you were impregnated by an alien visitor who was on a noble mission to save his entire species from the...

Tucker: Can I get the short version of this?

Church: Yeah: you got knocked up. You got knocked out.

Tucker: Oh, right. I need to start working out. Lose this baby weight.

Kaboose: Yeah y'know w-we should all start working out, y'know, uh, especially some of *us*.

Tucker: Yeah some of us seem to have let ourselves go more than others.

Church: You guys talking about me?

Kaboose: Wel-yeah, I didn't want to say anything.

Tucker. Yeah, that's why we said something...FATTY!

Church: Hey, back off guys I've been under a lot of stress! I've been carrying this whole fucking team!

Tucker: Where'd you carry us? To the buffet?

Kaboose: He said it!

Tucker: What are you guys doing up here anyway? What's that huge thing??

Kaboose: It's church.

Church: HE MEANS THE SHIP, KABOOSE!!

Kaboose: He said it!

10. Griff: You're the chattiest corpse I've ever seen. 

11. Griff's sis: SERIOUSLY, what the FUCK are girly laps???

12. Simmons: Girls can't be color blind!

Griff's sis: Ya, well they said girls can't ejaculate either, but GUESS WHAT?!

Griff: WHAT!

13. Church: Don't be snarky!

Tucker: Sorry dude, it's the hormones. I just had a baby!

14. Church: ...he's a lot like me.

Tucker: A lot like you??? SHIT! Do I have enough time to put in my earplugs and hide all our food??

Church: Up yours, dickhead.

15. Griff: What?!?! I'm negotiating a hostage!

Church: Got any money money??

Griff: Fuck you, dude! 

16. [Blue team asks if there was anything else on the ship.]

Griff: Nope, just the girl! There weren't any more aliens for you guys to fuck!

Tucker: [Talking about Griff's sis] That's ok, we can fuck this one!

Griff: GOD DAMN'T! Never mind just send her back!

Tucker: No take-backs!!

Griff: Aww what the fuck??!!

17. Griff's sister: Oh, cool you have a dog??

Tucker: That's not a dog that's my kid!

Griff's sister: Oh, cool! You have a kid that looks like a dog??

Church: Nice save.

18. Kaboose: Is she a mean girl or a regular girl??

Church: Kaboose, what did I tell you?

Kaboose: That there are no regular girls.

19. Tucker: It's ok baby, I'll protect you!

Sister: Ya, that's what the last guy said and now I can't stop scratching.

Tucker: Ok...never mind.

20. Tucker: Dude we finally have two girls on our team. Do you know what that means?

Kaboose: Yeah....Coed softball teams! I'm gonna go get my baseball racket.

21. Tucker: ....I will rock your fucking world.

Whoo! Movie night last night! Good times, good times. Perry came at 3:30 (because he can't tell time =p) and we just watched music videos and stuff from Albinoblacksheep.com. Because that site is awesome. I even tried to get the Red vs. Blue episodes that Tristan sent me.  Red vs. Blu is so hilarious. Those who haven't seen it are missing out.

"Give me a boost!"

"You are a good person and people say nice things about you."

"Not a moral boost, you moron!"

"The plan does not involve mayonaise...."

"I see some walls, and some ceilings...wait, only one ceiling."

"It's LIGHTISH RED."

"The best way to prevent cold and flue is to acssesorize!" (or something like that)

See? See? Pure genius! =p

Well the rest of the crew got here-Maggie, Kylie and Tristan. We watched Ghost in the Darkness but no one really paid attention to it. Instead I looked at Tristan's drawings and we had a huge pillow fight! I even got my body pillow from my room. Later in the evening I attempted to marry it because it is such an awesome pillow. I love body pillows. So comforting.

Then we watched Scary Movie 3. I've wanted to see that since freshmen year after our scary movie marathon that Halloween. That is such a great movie. Even if we did have a bit of a crisis near the end of it, we recovered succesfully with hugs all around. (Yay! Hugs!)

Hugs are good. Everyone deserves more hugs. But that's beside the point.

We all had pizza and chicken wings and brownies. They were yum. Especially the brownies. Mucho yum.

We tried watching Sisterhood of the Travelling pants too, but chick flicks scare guys. And, for some reason, scared Maggie. You know, if I ever got really mad at Tristan or Perry I would get me and all mi chicas who are really hormonal at the time and make them sit throught a chick flick marathon. THE ULTIMATE REVENGE!

Which is a good idea because Tristan pwned me in Soul Calibur many times last night, even with the messed up controller. T_T Apparently my "m4d skillz" I had so bragged about the previous night were indeed...in-in-inferior. (There, I said it!). But that's okay, I'm a good sport, I won't cry... WaaaaaaHHHAAAAA!!!!!! But that's okay because I WILL NOT be defeated next time! And I will not hesitate to pwn him in DDR and show him what true coordination is.

(Even though I don't exactly have any, but that's besides the point."