- experience various degrees of nausea every day for at least three months
- endure episodes of forgetfulness
- gain 15+ pounds of weight in a relatively short amount of time which can lead to -
- clumsiness
- experience a lack of a decent night's sleep from about the end of the second trimester until the child is about 4 or 5 years old.
- experience hemorroids
- have RIDICULOUS mood swings
- experience flatulence and / or heartburn on a daily basis
- sore breasts
- fatigue
- possibly develop varicose veins
- stretch marks
- constipation
- edema
- groin pain
- develop possible imbalances of electrolytes
- toothaches
- headaches
- experience shortness of breath during the third trimester
- have nasal congestion throughout the entire pregnancy
- possibly tear or have an episiotomy (the healing of which, in my opinion, was worse than the actual labor itself.)
- experience possible back labor
- ENDURE LABOR
- fear taking their first shit after labor.
- possibly experience postpartum depression
- GIVE UP THEIR FREEDOM AND THEIR ADOLESCENT YEARS.
I know some women had the pregnancy fairy come down and bless them with no morning sickness and an easy 30 minute labor followed by a perfectly flat, smooth belly and a baby that sleeps on command. However, most woman can say BULLSHIT!
