Real Women Tips @ MindSay

You can troll libertarianism in the following ways:

• Suggest that you like the Libertarian Party.
• Agree with any form of taxation.
• Make up elaborate lies about how government interference is directly correlated with general happiness and coke supply, forcing them to do actual work to prove you wrong.
• Propose a law to ban stupid people from breeding and see how many "freedom-lovers" actually agree with you.
• Create a thread titled "DATING TIPS," pretend to be an athletic, attractive, emotionally-sensitive Libertarian with good job security, post a sob-story about not being able to get a girlfriend and watch it grow to over 9000 pages about the naïveté of women and how Libertarians are better lovers.
• Tell them the Internet was invented by the government.
• Be a minority.
• Tell them Ron Paul is a racist and is supported by the KKK.
• Ask them to name a single Libertarian community that worked in the real-world.
• Mention government or 'socialistic' successes and private sector endeavors failures.
• Praise the Labor Theory of Value.
• Argue over libertarianism vs. anarchism.
• Say FDR and Abraham Lincoln were the best US presidents.
• Point out the fact libertarianism is just a type of conservatism
• Ask them why they hate the 16th amendment when they claim to love the Constitution
• Spout conspiracy theories about how Ayn Rand was a soviet double agent or how Thomas Jefferson was trolling when he wrote the declaration of independence. This should actually be pretty easy, as libertarians are known to take to conspiracies faster than MCR to a cock.
• Tell them that Ben Franklin used state money to fund a hospital.
• Tell them you're voting for Bob Barr.

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In light of all the domestic BS that I've indulged in lately here is something to bring me back into reality: Real Women Tips

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,that's too damn bad. Please recite with me The Real Women's  motto:
"I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink.  You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares?

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of  the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your ass  on the couch, with your feet up anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.

Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the sonofabitch for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before  baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not  include brushing egg whites over shit, so don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes  opening jars easy.

Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!

_{*that last one was my favorite!}