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caza

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REAL FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS

So Last Night Right
I Was Like Sleeping As I Do
And ANd
Hold On BRB

Kay Back Now Sorry Bwtt THATATTA

Ehm Soo
I Was Havening This Drema
*Dream
ANd I Waas Snuckign Out With Some Friends And We Was At This Wierd Building And It Was LIkkeks Aaa Shed AN dit Was Dark And I Was Getting All Scared As I Do ANd I Thouhgt I Was Gunnas Get RAPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDd
But I Didnt
ANdThen For Sopme Reason We ALl Thoufght We Was Gonna Be Late Getting Back ToS cghhool Even Tho It Was Night Time So We ALl Started Going BAck ANd Yeah Then I Was Home And It Wasnt Nioght Time Anymore It WAssssssss Like A Cloudy Evening And I Was KLiek I Dunno

I Was LIek Tryan Sort Shit Out With Some People ANd I Didnt Quite Know What I Was Doing Or What Was GOing On. For Some Reason My Floor Was Like Aklot Higher Up ANd The Laudry Room Was Like A Balcony, I Heard Some Woman Yelling At Me Bwt Something, I Ignoorede Herr ANd There Was DOgs Everywhere And And yeah

And Then I Realized All The Fuss Was Coz They Woman Was HXC Yelling AT ME D:

I Went Out And She Was Screamuing HEs DYING AND YEOUR DOING NOTHINGGA AUGFIUSOF

I Was Freaked For Some Reason
And There Was Sounds Of Like People In Pain And Dying
As If Tehre Were Lots Of Dead Bodies Lying On Our Feild
I Couldnt See The Feilding
But I Could See All The DOgs Jumping Round Spazz

The Reason Thje Woman Was Yelling Was Coz There Was A Dog That Was Half On / HAlf Off The Laudry/Deck Thing Anmd It Was Whimpering For Help
For Some Reasn I Was Hesistatign To HElp
I Didnt Wanna Touch The Dog FOr Some Reason
i Was Soo Scared

ANd Then I Realized
The Woman
Was Really Pale
And Wrinkly
And Naked
UGH
DISCUSTING
BAD FUXKING PICTURES
AND
I Swaer that She Used To Be A Younger Black Woman
But Then I Realized That There Was A Wrinkly Tanned Naked Man Behind Her
WHAT
THE
FUCKING
FUCKKKK

IT WAss Sooo Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
She Was Really ANgry And Spaz At ME
But SHesd Calmed Down
And Was More Liek
Oh Whatever I DOnt Care You Can Leave The Dog If You Wnatr

The {eople I Was With Were Bpthering ME Bwt The Dog I WAs Freaking ANd I Just Said Oh You Guys Do It Im Leaving This Dream Its Getting To Fxd Up/

I Was Stressign And {anicing

The Dyign People Noises Were GEtting LOuced\\der **Louder
And I Tried To Wake Up/

I Was All Black Like I Shut My Eyes
And The Dying Noises Were Stioll Tehre

Then I Opened My Eyes.
I Was Liek Awakw
But The Dying Noise Hadnt LEft
They Were FAding Away...

It Sucked.
I Was Stryna Calm Down
But I Was Panickign And Sweating And Freaking Out.

Oh Gopd.

Then I Was Saying To Myself
Tryna Make Me Think Positive
And The First Thing That Came To My Mind Was Rape
UGHHHHHHHH

I Was Remmebering That Earlier Today I Was Rhingking Bwt How I Probably WOuldnt Care If I Got Raped

Coz I Was Fxd Off.

I Was Sayign To Myself That I Didnt Care But Then It Was As If I Was Convinceing The other Half Of Me That I Did Just So That I Would Stiop Trying To Scare Myslef

But While I Was Thinking This I Was Also Thinking That I Shouldnt Move Coz Other Wise The Door Will Open
And Someo\thing Scary Will AHppen

So I Was Trying Not To Move

Then That Part Of Me Taht Was Scaring Me Was Telling Me That This Never Would Have HAppened If I Didnt Listen To All That KoRn
It Was Sayiogn How KoRn Is Bad ANd I Should BE So Used To The Ideas Of Rape And Necrophelia And Pedophelia Etc..
Saying Hopw My Music Was Making Me Bad
And Fuckign Scaring My Self.'.
`'`'`''`'`
,.,.,.,.,.
`'`''`'`'`

And Yeah

I THink Ill Stop Talking Bwet This Now

It MAkes No Sendce

Im Off To Make Me A Pizza So I Dont Habve To Eat FGReays Burbters And CHipps ahugdhsiufhukb

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environgirl

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More pix of Vacation Hi Jinks, return of the Spaten Optimator and Poetry!

Howdy Howdy all! Well I didnt get much feedback on my last post so I suppose I will just get back to the light and fluffy stuff ASAP!

After hiking Enchanted Rock we checked in to the Holiday Inn Express in anticipation of our day of pampering at the Fredricksburg Herb Farm Day Spa. Here is a link to the farm's site in case anyone wants to know more about what is offered.

http://www.fredericksburgherbfarm.com/spa/index.htm

We went halfsies on the couples day out package. It offered

2 one hour body massages.

2 one hour facials

2 thirty minute foot treatments

2 lunches at their delicious restraunt.

I had the chicken wrap

Lady J had the quesadilla

Next stop Day Haus Spa, isnt it quaint?

check out this big-ass bunch of Rosemary folks. It smelled heavenly around this place and the massuers were FANTASTIC!

Once the day was done it was time for some tasty eats and we decided to head back over to Altdorf's for dinner...

I had the Opas Link Dinner

and Lady J had the chicken fried steak but I didnt get a pic of it, It looked divine!

I complete the deal with my favorite beer the Spaten Optimator! Like drinking a loaf of BREAD!

well that is all for now, tomorrow we head to the Wildseed Farm and the Stonehenge replica in Hunt, Texas

til then, how about some poetry.....here goes....

Phenomenal Woman

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.--Maya Angelou