Random Quotes @ MindSay 
"Where the hell would an atheist church be? Right next to the Amish Circuit City?" -- a boy in my brother's math class
"Look at that magnolia tree!"
"You look at it!"
"Did you see that magnolia tree?"
"How could I not?!"
"Aren't you glad you looked at the magnolia tree?"
"Yes I am! My life has been changed because I looked at the magnolia tree! I am saved !"
-- My uncles Steve and Lou
And that's all I can remember for now. =P
~G~
Actually it is quite possible. In fact it is very much likely. Matter of fact, it is absolutely true.
Where am I going with this? I don't know. Just wanted to let y'all know that I wasn't like, dead. Again. =P
Work is pretty much awesome, as far as it goes. I have some pretty kick-ass stories, but I'll save them for a time when I'm not so lazy, and it's not 2:23 in the &*^&*%&**%*&ing morning. (What curse word was that? I don't know. One I invented in my very own language that does not exist. Yes, I am insane, thank you for asking.)
*ahem* But far be it from me to leave my people wanting. I have these random quotes to offer:
"Guh, whaddya want wit dem nuts?" -- some cashier
"Do ya think my husband will like this?" -- Some drunk woman holding up a g-string
Beverly: *checks in the hallway* "Nope." *checks in the office* "Nope."
Gracie: "Well of course not!!!"
"Yay! You're not my dad!!" -- Ian
And of course, my dear people, I feel I must warn you against renting a movie titled "Privates of the Carribean". You probably wouldn't like it very much. :p (May I interject that this is not an actual movie. Really. I promise. I'd be very frightened if it were. Of course, now that I say that, one of you is going to go out and make it, I'm sure.)
But enough of my hyperactive babble. Go to sleep, you crazy people. =P
Until next time, (which will hopefully be sooner than last time)
TheFallenAngel
Yeah, it's definitely time for a break in my saga. I need a good night's sleep before I can go on with it. I just can't handle it right now.
So I'm giving you all a very special treat. I call it "Random Quotes and Funnies from Throughout the Years!" May I state here that not all of these quotes were documented properly. If that was the case and I cannot remember who said it, I will put a little star instead of a name. Let us begin:
"Nadine! Where's Nadine? Jessica, you're gonna get in that car, and you're gonna go take that test! Test test test test!!!" -- Me
"Milk and Cookies!" -- Robin
"What are phants?" -- Me
"Awe. A-W-E. Awe." -- Eric
"Ok, I'm putting up the poster, everybody. Do you see the damn poster? WHERE ARE MY TACKS?!?!" -- Robin
"I...am your guilt!" -- Me
"I just got violated by a flute!" -- Keith
"It's a fivesome--no, a sixsome. And a frog." -- Me
"Ow! Ow! Na-na-na-na-na!" -- *
"If you use your imagination, you can make all these people look like dancing monkies." -- Chris
*sings* "Ooooh, what a beautiful morning!" *spoken* "Shut up before I kill you!" -- Coach Bill
"I'm offended by that because I believe in Bashehulima!" -- Coach Bill
"Well they can take their issues and stick it where the sun don't shine." -- Mitchell
"Why is the lightning following us?" -- Crystal
"We are going to die. We are going to die. I'm Ted Koppel, and we are going to die." -- some sketch comedy show
"Be stupid!" -- Mr. McMurray
"You get back up here, you let go of me, you leave him alone...and you be quiet!" -- Me (this one is hilarious if you know the backstory)
*hands me a potato* "Here, take it, and remember me." -- Alex (Dooby)
"As far back as I can remember, I've had memories." -- Colin Mochrie (Whose Line is it Anyway?)
"I'm Mr. Butler!" -- Tyler
"WHERE'S THE SOAP?!" -- Coach Bill
"This guy's a girl!" -- *
"What are you trying to say? I'm tall?" -- Coach Bill
"It's like--SHUT UP!!!" -- *
"I'm gonna do it myself, by myself, and with myself!" -- *
"You big pee-pee head!" -- Bobby Novasad
*whispers very loudly* "Mr. McMurray looks like a banana!" -- Brittany
"A, B, B, and C." "A, B, B, and C?" "No, A, B, B, and C." -- Coach Bill, then Dana, then Mitchell.
"I'm the chicken, you're the seed. Follow me." -- Megan L.
"Shiiiiiiiit!!" -- Ashley C.
"I'm walkin' around." -- Steven
"Can somebody clue me in?" -- Adam
"I HATE FRENCH!!!" -- Mitchell
"Heh heh, breakfast! Ooh, double breakfast! *sings* God's taking care of me!" -- Coach Bill
"Oh, the irony! 'The Depression Begins'!" -- Brittany
"Solo, solo, solo!" -- Me and Zeke
"If I join FBLA, I'll be in FBLA!" -- Robin
"You won't just be Robin, you'll be....Robin!" -- Dale
"So you're driving along?" "Dale, we stopped driving 20 minutes ago." -- Dale and Me
"Give me your flute." "Why?" "If she says yes, I'm gonna hit her over the head with it." -- Michael asking for my flute
"Oh, look, y'all--the sun!" -- Mrs. Jeans
"And if you mix it together, it'll make a lead pencil!" -- Chase (Scooby)
"I'm going to get worse than the chair for this. I'm going to get....the sofa!!" -- Robin
*ring ring* "Hello?" "PUSH THE BUTTON!!!" -- Monsters, Inc.
"GO! GO! GO! GO!" "No, seriously, go!" -- David W. responding to the cheerleaders
*gasp* "Mrs. Tassin, I'm busy!" -- David W.
"We don't want you yet! Get back in there!" -- *
"How did you get up there?" "I got a raise!" -- *
"It tastes like strawberry shit!" -- Ben
"Yydee! D-df, frdf!" -- Me speaking in some kind of jibberish
"Bring me my fiddle, Paw!" -- *
"A whole new world--" *CRASH* -- Dooby falling out of a chair during senior play rehearsal
"You look like you're in an exam position!" -- Mrs. Baggett
"Why am I carrying an empty bag?" -- Eric
"What up, fool?" -- Dale
"It sounds like a rat prom!" -- Robin
"It's so unusual and cruel! I like it!" -- Marcus
"Hey, Gretchen, do you wanna play with me and Megan before graduation?"
"Yeah, he said he wanted to do the first part by himself!" -- Dale and Megan
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To watch the morons take their French final." -- Robin and Me
"All it is is a--" "--bullet and a gun!" -- Mrs. Jeans and Mitchell
"Dale, you are a big, hairy blob!" -- Ryan
"Ryan, move your scary head off my desk!" -- Aleigha
"May the Lord help you." "Yes, may the Lord help me." "Who?" -- Me, Brett L., and Speedy
"Watch this, Ryan! Noooooo!!" -- Mitchell
"Maybe I'll finally get to hear what a bassoon looks like!" -- Me
*gasp* "Hey, that's--wait a minute." -- Marcus
*laughs as she remembers them all* Well, that's just about everything from high school. One of these days, I'll post some old college ones. =)
I did half of this entry last night, and the rest today. Now that I have had a good night's sleep, I will get back to work. More of the Chris saga coming up.
Until next time,
TheFallenAngel
"Is this the one where we take off our feet?" -- Little Josh
"Training? I don't need training! I trained your mom!" -- Aaron
"I'm gonna buy songs." "I'm gonna die!" -- Me and Little Josh
"When the hell did I do that, and what was I smoking?" -- Aaron
"Silly rabbi, tits are for kids!!" -- Little Josh
Little Josh: "Look at this parking lot. It's in the middle of two streets. It's a street and a parking lot. It's a strarking lot."
Me: "It's a streaking lot!"
Little Josh: *smacks me on the head*
*watching Star Trek on dvd, the main menu loads*
Me: "Why is it making that noise?"
Daddy: "That's the ship. It's waiting for me to load the next show."
Daddy: "Is lunch ready?"
Momma: "Tell Daddy we ate it all, there's none left for him!"
Me: *repeats this*
Daddy: "Well hell."
Me: "Where are you at?"
Daddy: "I just passed by the homeless shelter. Do I need to go in and eat lunch?"
*in a bad Norwegian accent* "You're a dirty, dirty chicken. I slap you, dirty girl." *spanks me with the guitar controller* -- Little Josh
*chuckles* Ah, good stuff, good stuff. Yes, Little Josh and Aaron are topping the charts this week. Who's winning? Tune in next time to find out. lol
.....Hm? Why was my brother spanking me with the guitar, you ask? Well....er........uh..............
................Yeah, I got nothin'. =P
Good night! :p
TheFallenAngel
P.S. -- Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Biiiiiiirrdd!!!!! 
"For all the crawling around I just did, this damn thing better work!" -- Me
"One should never dismiss a duck." -- Aaron
"He smelled like a cheap date." -- Jamie, Mythbusters
"It's already dead. It's been slain. It's dead. It'll be undead if you keep stabbing it like that. -- Leonce
Kevin: I got us stuff for dinner.
Me: Like what?
Kevin: Spaghetti with meat sauce, looks like.
Me: lmao
Me: Looks like?
Kevin: looks like = seems as if
Me: That's reassuring, Kevin. lol
Kevin: I'm glad you think so.
"I want my dollar or I want my taco, bitch!" -- some crazy woman
"I knew Fran didn't fancy being tied up, but I never expected this." -- Balthier, Final Fantasy XII
"I go up and I'm all, 'I wanna go grab a pizza, you guys wanna go grab a pizza?' and they're all like, 'No, we wanna suck dick.' and I'm all, "Whatever, y'all go suck dick, I'm gonna go grab a pizza.' " -- Leonce
"But Polo, you don't have a vagina!" -- Aaron
"It's huge! It's as big as mine! I'm starting to get a little excited..." -- Big Brain Academy (Nintendo DS)
Waitress: "What type of salad dressing?"
Leonce: "How about....blue cheese?"
Waitress: "You got it."
Leonce: *to me* "I just completely pulled that out of my ass. I had no idea what kind I wanted."
Ian: "Bleh."
Leonce: "What?"
Ian: "It stinks."
Leonce: "The cheese, or my ass?"
Ian: "Both."
Leonce: "Oh, ok."
*in a completely non-sexual manner* "Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. No. No. No. What the fuck just happened?" -- random guy in the living room
"I blame you for this!" -- Alex
"Basically, that was just a really long and drawn out way of saying, 'My penis is big, but it's not THAT big.' " -- Anonymous
"Why do you smell like a French whore?" -- Leonce
*overheard from my roommates*
"Wait. He did it?"
"Yes!"
"You watched him as he did it?"
"Yes!"
"Cool!"
"So when you're on stage, you're like a preserved moose?" "Yes." -- Spinal Tap
"One must take pride in their shit!" -- Daddy
"I'm cursing in a language that doesn't exist!!" -- Me
"Come, rest in my bosom." -- Kevin
*overheard at a movie theater*
Woman: "Wow, everyone brought their kids here but us."
Guy: "And what does that make me?"
Woman: "Oh yes, you are my son, aren't you?"
"Excuse me while I whip this out." -- Daddy (a classic, recently revived)
"Oh, sweet, zombie Jesus, I love that man." -- Aaron
"So while I was at church praying to God, you were in bed screaming 'Oh God', something like that?" -- Big Brother Josh
"AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!! AAAAAAGH!!! But wait! I'm still alive! I'm still ali----GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" -- Same random guy in the living room
*snickers* Ah, it feels good to share my acquired randomosities with the world. :D
On a related note, Ian and Leonce deliberated and eventually concluded that, in a past life, I was attacked by a gang of gay ninja pirate chickens.
........Yeah, I don't know what to tell ya. I'm as lost as anybody. X_x
*ahem* Anywhosits, I'm outta here. Hope you enjoyed the randomness!!
Next up: The story of the beeping keychain. :p
Until next time,
TheFallenAngel
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