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Samia & I in NYC (Nov) '07
Taking a break form the usual posting about me and my running and me, me, me, I decided to instead post a little news on my girlfried: Samia Akbar. She's getting ready for her OWN Olympic shot next month in Boston. That's actually the only reason I'll be catching a red-eye from California (where I'll be starting next week) to Boston. In the meantime her training's been going well. She's racing a 1/2 marathon this weekend as a final tune up. It would definitely be fantastic for the two of us to make the Olympics later on this summer.
Anyways Feel free to check out the video interview of her from their local NBC station. Samia in the news!
Taking a break form the usual posting about me and my running and me, me, me, I decided to instead post a little news on my girlfried: Samia Akbar. She's getting ready for her OWN Olympic shot next month in Boston. That's actually the only reason I'll be catching a red-eye from California (where I'll be starting next week) to Boston. In the meantime her training's been going well. She's racing a 1/2 marathon this weekend as a final tune up. It would definitely be fantastic for the two of us to make the Olympics later on this summer.
Anyways Feel free to check out the video interview of her from their local NBC station. Samia in the news!
Interview with Mine's Niikura Michizo: GT-R Super Tuner
They're completely diferent engines, of course, but they're both GT-R motors. They're great motors. Even if the new engine isn't an RB, I can tune it. I'm not worried. As a characterisics of the car, I don't think it's the type of car you just want to max out the horsepower on. The characteristic of the new GT-R won't be to boost the engine power, but to increase the total factor of the car a little higher. With the VQ it's an advancement of technology using an aluminum blocking, compact V- engine. I have no worries about the engine, because it's been developed by one of the best engineers at Nissan. I'm confident it's a good engine to start with.
And what about the old GT-R versus the new one?
In Japan a lot of people say that the R33 isn't an exact successor to the first-generation GT-R, it's not an improvement, neither is the R34 to the R33. Neither is the R35 to the R34. They have all their own characterisitics. Some good and bad. Some people like the R32 better etc. So all four of them would have different characteristrics.
What is your philosophy on design and how does that factor into the looks of the new GT-R?
I think overall the design concept or deisgn character is similar to the R32 and R33. The R34 is a sportier looking car. And that's your first impression. Whereas the R32 and R33 and new GT-R is design more or less than grows on you. The GT-R and Ferrari are two different cars. The GT-R enthusiasts wouldn't accept the GT-R to be like the Ferrari and neither are the designers trying to imitate Ferrari—contrary to what some people may think. The debut of the R32 is very similar to the current vehicle. But even now the R32 is the most popular Skyline of all time.
Who do you see purchasing the new GT-R and what rivals does it have in Japan and in Europe?
I don't think, at this point, there are any rivals to the GT-R in Japan. If it's not limited to Japanese cars it'd be Porsche and BMW. I think the buyer would probably increase a little bit in terms of age, higher than before.
Moving onto a slightly different topic, you've been in just about every version of Sony'sGran Turismo. Is Mine's in the next GT?
350Z and the GT-R will be in the new Gran Turismo. When I get the new GT-R, I assume it'll be in the game, too. I'm looking forwad to getting involved with the game again. I work closely with Yamauchi-san, I know him very well and ensure that my vehicles feel like they should in the game. The production study of the game it's very intense, very precise. They use a lot of laser scanning devices to scan the whole car. I do give input of the sound of the car and all other parameters.
"The name: It's plural of mine. I thought 'Mine's' would be better than answering, 'Niikura'. I designed the logo myself. I like simple and cool designs. I like simple cool designs, that's why my cars aren't always decked out. "
You may or may not know the name Niikura Michizo, but you definitely know the name Mine's. Born in 1952 in Hayama, Japan, Michizo is the man responsible for the Japanese tuning house that has developed some of the fastest GT-Rs in the world. Niikura-san's long love of the GT-R began in his teens when his father gave him a hand-me-down Skyline—nice dad, huh? His first “new” car was a Celica GT-S.
While in high school he maintained a huge interest in motorbikes as well as cars. It was at Isho College that he'd further develop into a forward-thinking engineer and tuner. Almost right after college Michizo joined Bridgestone and there he remained for 12 years, moonlighting the last few years to start up Mine's. Rather than blowing the money on sake and women, he wisely invested his earnings at Bridgestone to buy the necessary equipment to make sure that his shop would be more than just a lift and an air compressor.
"The name: It's plural of mine. I thought 'Mine's' would be better than answering, 'Niikura'. I designed the logo myself. I like simple and cool designs. I like simple cool designs, that's why my cars aren't always decked out. "
You may or may not know the name Niikura Michizo, but you definitely know the name Mine's. Born in 1952 in Hayama, Japan, Michizo is the man responsible for the Japanese tuning house that has developed some of the fastest GT-Rs in the world. Niikura-san's long love of the GT-R began in his teens when his father gave him a hand-me-down Skyline—nice dad, huh? His first “new” car was a Celica GT-S.
While in high school he maintained a huge interest in motorbikes as well as cars. It was at Isho College that he'd further develop into a forward-thinking engineer and tuner. Almost right after college Michizo joined Bridgestone and there he remained for 12 years, moonlighting the last few years to start up Mine's. Rather than blowing the money on sake and women, he wisely invested his earnings at Bridgestone to buy the necessary equipment to make sure that his shop would be more than just a lift and an air compressor.
After Bridgestone you established Mine's. What concept did you have in mind?
Simple is best. A well-balanced car that stops, turns and can go fast. Another thing, I like to do things that my competitors don't and can't do. I like to do things fast. I like to build [my products and cars] quickly and be on time. I hate to be slower than anyone else. Tuning doesn't have regulations like motorsports, but my thing is to be faster than the cars that are fully decked out like motorsports cars. The parts I develop are for my customers, but they also have to function and be good for the car. I want to keep my parts as realistic attainable tuning parts for consumers. It's easy to build a bigger displacement engine, but how many people do that? Which leads to keeping it simple.
I learned a lot in my younger years. I had been involved with motorsports and worked with them when I was younger. I wanted to learn; the whole experience was a learning process. Teams are just there to win. I wanted to absorb what was available to me from motorsports. And I've put what I've learned in that experience into my tuning and products. From R32 to beginning of R34 I was prety much went to every race in the Super Taikyu series.
You must have become very familiar with the series, but also the development of racing and products. How do you use R&D to develop your products?
To develop my parts I would actually get into races and test my products. I do a lot of tenstive on-track testing privately. Testing, R&D you don't necessarily have to go full throttle for a race distance. That's not what's needed for R&D. What I've striving for is not the ultimate speed or quickness or time. It's actually drivability, or driving pleasure. It has to do with feeling comfortable while you're driving, what the driver feels. You Have to feel good, safe about the feel of the vehicle. That's a lot deeper than just speed or horsepower.
Tell us about the GT-R legacy and why you've chosen to continually developer the Skyline.
Long ago it was known as a very good car and the one to tune. And that's what I was attracted to. I was attracted to the potential of the GT-R and because it was difficult to tune. For the US, I'm really looking forward to releasing parts for the Z and the new 2008 Nissan GT-R. I want to open a shop in LA and have that be my US headquarters. Sometime next year.
What are your thoughts on the new VQ38 versus the older RB26?
They're completely diferent engines, of course, but they're both GT-R motors. They're great motors. Even if the new engine isn't an RB, I can tune it. I'm not worried. As a characterisics of the car, I don't think it's the type of car you just want to max out the horsepower on. The characteristic of the new GT-R won't be to boost the engine power, but to increase the total factor of the car a little higher. With the VQ it's an advancement of technology using an aluminum blocking, compact V- engine. I have no worries about the engine, because it's been developed by one of the best engineers at Nissan. I'm confident it's a good engine to start with.
And what about the old GT-R versus the new one?
In Japan a lot of people say that the R33 isn't an exact successor to the first-generation GT-R, it's not an improvement, neither is the R34 to the R33. Neither is the R35 to the R34. They have all their own characterisitics. Some good and bad. Some people like the R32 better etc. So all four of them would have different characteristrics.
What is your philosophy on design and how does that factor into the looks of the new GT-R?
I think overall the design concept or deisgn character is similar to the R32 and R33. The R34 is a sportier looking car. And that's your first impression. Whereas the R32 and R33 and new GT-R is design more or less than grows on you. The GT-R and Ferrari are two different cars. The GT-R enthusiasts wouldn't accept the GT-R to be like the Ferrari and neither are the designers trying to imitate Ferrari—contrary to what some people may think. The debut of the R32 is very similar to the current vehicle. But even now the R32 is the most popular Skyline of all time.
Who do you see purchasing the new GT-R and what rivals does it have in Japan and in Europe?
I don't think, at this point, there are any rivals to the GT-R in Japan. If it's not limited to Japanese cars it'd be Porsche and BMW. I think the buyer would probably increase a little bit in terms of age, higher than before.
Moving onto a slightly different topic, you've been in just about every version of Sony'sGran Turismo. Is Mine's in the next GT?
350Z and the GT-R will be in the new Gran Turismo. When I get the new GT-R, I assume it'll be in the game, too. I'm looking forwad to getting involved with the game again. I work closely with Yamauchi-san, I know him very well and ensure that my vehicles feel like they should in the game. The production study of the game it's very intense, very precise. They use a lot of laser scanning devices to scan the whole car. I do give input of the sound of the car and all other parameters.
Phoenix Wright Randomness xD
Random RP on Furc last night xD
I'm Ms. Von Karma.
Myuutsuu knocks on Wrights door.
Mr. Edgeworth GIGGLES.
Mr. Edgeworth rolls to door.
Mr. Edgeworth answers it, looks up.
Ms. Von Karma wonders what the hell Miles is on.
Myuutsuu looks left
Myuutsuu looks right
Myuutsuu looks down.
Mr. Wright peers out from behind desk. ;-P face.
Mr. Wright retreats.
Myuutsuu: ...Mr..Edgeworth? You're back?
Mr. Edgeworth: HAI!
Mr. Edgeworth: KONNICHIWA UDGEY-SAN!
Mr. Edgeworth: Me and Wright were just...
Mr. Edgeworth: Making some salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: Do you want some?
Myuutsuu: What is...ah...going on? o-o; I thought court was supposed to take place hours a--...Salad?
Mr. Edgeworth: Yes, salad.
Mr. Wright peers around the other corner.
Myuutsuu: ...Actully, I am quite fond of salad. n.n
Mr. Edgeworth: Caesar salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: That's wonderful.
Mr. Wright: Come in and close the door behind you. *.*
Mr. Edgeworth: We haven't quite finished tossing it yet, you're welcome to join us.
Myuutsuu enters, closed door. "Er...where is it? >> <<"
Mr. Edgeworth: It's... --- QUICK WRIGHT GET THE BAG!
Mr. Edgeworth: GET THE BAG GET THE BAG
Ms. Von Karma sweat-drops.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK GET THE BAG
Mr. Edgeworth: AHHH
Mr. Wright LEAPS INTO ACTION.
Mr. Edgeworth: PUT IT OVER HIS HEAD
Mr. Edgeworth ties him up.
Mr. Wright does so.
Myuutsuu: dkjfkdsg
Mr. Edgeworth: GUILTY!
Dick Gumshoe: criminal lawyers!
Myuutsuu muffled. "mmM mmdsmfsM!"
Mr. Wright cackles, highfives.
Mr. Edgeworth shoves him under Wright's desk.
Mr. Edgeworth highfives.
ChiefGant knocks on Wright's door. ^_^
Myuutsuu: "I'mmafgonnakillyousonsabitches"
Mr. Edgeworth opens door.
Mr. Edgeworth shuts door.
Myuutsuu muffled screams louder
ChiefGant... frowns.
Mr. Wright: Pwned.
Mr. Edgeworth screams like that girl on freakazoid.
Mr. Wright: Now how about that salad.
ChiefGant knocks again. "I have cookies...?"
Myuutsuu: "mmm MMMMM!!!:!
ChiefGant proceeds to slowly pick the lock.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK NICK. WE NEED... TO ESCAPE.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright opens window.
Myuutsuu: MmMmMmmmmMMmmMMMM!!
Mr. Wright LEAPS.
Mr. Edgeworth: ... OH GOD
ChiefGant click
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT THAT's THE THIRD FL--
ChiefGant opens door.
Myuutsuu wiggles in bag
Mr. Edgeworth leaps too.
ChiefGant: ....
ChiefGant closes door.
Myuutsuu thuds against desk.
Mr. Edgeworth: MILES EDGEWORTH CHOOSES--
Mr. Wright, explosion from behind both.
Myuutsuu: "MmmMmMMmMMMM!!!:
Mr. Edgeworth lands on someone. a pedestrian.
ChiefGant opens door again.
Mr. Wright lands on Miles.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: --
Myuutsuu muffled, "Heeeeeeeeelp!"
Mr. Edgeworth: HOW CAN THAT BE??!?
Ms. Von Karma looks at the two lawyers at her feet "ok, what the hell?"
Mr. Edgeworth: THERE ARE SCIENTIFIC LAWS THAT PROHIBIT THIS POSSIBILITY.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: I think this chick is dead.
Mr. Wright: Oh, sh.it.
Mr. Edgeworth flees the scene with ancient scooby-doo style runnng animation.
Mr. Wright dittos.
Mr. Wright: ZOINKS!
Ms. Von Karma is a witness! O.o
ChiefGant what the hells
Mr. Edgeworth: Jinkies!
Mr. Edgeworth: I love this tea shop.
ChiefGant frees the judge myuu
Ms. Von Karma just stands there, too shocked to move.
Mr. Wright grabs von Karma.
Mr. Wright spins.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright spins fast.
Mr. Wright runs.
Mr. Edgeworth: FRANZISKA!
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: Did you hear that?
Mr. Wright: Hear what?
Ms. Von Karma: "WHAT?!"
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: SHE HAS A WEAPON.
Myuutsuu glares at Gant. "GANT. You have free rein. GET ME EDGEWORTH AND WRIGHT."
Mr. Edgeworth calls a cab.
ChiefGant: ... Someone must have planted you in Wrighto's office!
Mr. Edgeworth gets in cab.
ChiefGant oblivious.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright jumps in.
Mr. Edgeworth drives away.
ChiefGant: ...
Ema Sky cab driver, turns around.
ChiefGant: Free reign, hmmm?
Ema Sky: BRRRING
Ms. Von Karma snaps out of trance and hangs on back of cab. >>
Mr. Wright: Let's go to Vegas, honey. *.*
Ema Sky: YOU'RE IN THE CASH CAB!
Mr. Wright: ...
ChiefGant: XDDDDD
Myuutsuu: Just GET THEM.
Ms. Von Karma does a inspector gadget with the ski's. >>
ChiefGant picks up Wright's phone and dials Wright's number ^^
Dick Gumshoe sits several floors down clueless.
Myuutsuu flops in Wright's chair. "He just..attacked me! The sonofabitches jumpped me!:
Pesu goes downstairs, losing interest. Barks at Gumshoe for attention.
Ms. Von Karma falls off the cab and rols down the road.
Mewtu secretly sent people to attack Myuu.
Ms. Von Karma: OW, OW, OW OWW...
Ema Sky drives.
ChiefGant looks at Myuu
Ms. Von Karma calls gumshoe on her phone and waits for him to pick up.
Ema Sky: ...
Dick Gumshoe picks up phone. "Heeelllllo?"
ChiefGant looks at window.
ChiefGant runs for window.
Mr. Wright: Ema.
ChiefGant swan dive.
Mr. Wright: What the Hell.
Ms. Von Karma: SCRUFFY! GET HERE IN A CAR AND CHASE THAT TAXI!
Dick Gumshoe: ......
Ms. Von Karma >>'s.
Ema Sky: I DON'T KNOW MR. WRIGHT
Dick Gumshoe: What taxi?
Ms. Von Karma: ...THE ONE WRIGHT AND MILES RAN OFF IN!
Ema Sky: This whole series of events is pretty unlikely, scientifically speaking.
Mr. Wright gets cellphone.
ChiefGant hits the ground, bounces, and lays there probably dead
Mr. Edgeworth giggles uncontrollably
Mr. Wright dials von Karma's number.
Myuutsuu mumbles, sits at desk, watches TV. "I did not sign up for this...-.-"
Dick Gumshoe: Oh. Right...
Mr. Edgeworth plays with the power windows.
Mr. Wright also giggles. "Shh shh shh..."
Dick Gumshoe: Okay then, Miss von Karma! I'll do that!
Ms. Von Karma's phones is engaged.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Mr. Wright presses talk, waits with a perfect *.* face.
Ms. Von Karma: or not.
Dick Gumshoe picks up Pesu and goes outside.
Mr. Edgeworth O_O face, listens in.
Ms. Von Karma's phone rings and she picks up "YES?"
Mr. Wright: ... PRINCESS.
Mr. Wright breaks out laughing and hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: HAHAHA
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL!!!!!
Dick Gumshoe gets in car, slowly drives out.
Mr. Wright: WHAT SHOULD WE DO MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE SHOULD CALL PEOPLE AS UNKNOWN...
Ms. Von Karma fumes and screams out "OK, THAT'S IT WRIGHT. YOU'RE DEAD!"
Mr. Edgeworth: AND SAY OBJECTION IN TANDEM
Mr. Edgeworth: AND HANG UP!!!
Mr. Wright: OH GOD YEAH WE TOTALLY SHOULD.
Mr. Edgeworth: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth phone get.
Mr. Wright: AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth calls Gumshoe.
Zeichner calls Phoenix's cellphone.
Mr. Wright GIGGLES.
Mr. Wright: .. !
Ms. Von Karma sits in the middle of the road, waiting.
Mr. Wright picks up. "HERRO?!" XDDDDD
Zeichner lowers voice a bit.
Mr. Edgeworth: o.o xDDDDDD HERRO?
Zeichner: Do you... have...
Zeichner: the....
Mr. Edgeworth: IS THAT A WORD? THAT'S ABSURD. YOU TURD.
Mr. Edgeworth: The thing?
Mr. Wright: KEYS TO THE HOTEL?
Mr. Edgeworth: I have it.
Dick Gumshoe picks up his phone.
Dick Gumshoe: Heeelllo? ^-^
Mr. Wright: I'M GONNA SET THOSE MOTHER&$!?ERS ON FIRE.
Mr. Wright: ON FIIIIYAAAAAAAH.
Zeichner: The.... the...
Ms. Von Karma gets up, calls a cab, whips the driver out and takes off after the damn Taxi.
Ema Sky: ... O_O
Mr. Wright is not quoting You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.
Mr. Wright: ...
Ema Sky looks in the rearview mirror.
Zeichner: THE TRIFORCE?!
Zeichner hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe drives around looking for said taxi.
Ema Sky: GERMAN BONDAGE PROSECUTOR AT 11:26!
Ema Sky hits the gas.
Ema Sky: CRAP
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?ING HELL.
Ema Sky: WE'RE IN JAPAN
Ema Sky: WE CAN'T DRIVE THAT FAST
Mr. Wright: BUCKLE UP MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth does so.
Mr. Wright: IT'S THE LAW!
Maya Fay: FART FACES
Ema Sky: :-DRIVES.
Ms. Von Karma tears down the road!
Ema Sky dRIVES.
Dick Gumshoe catches up with.
Ema Sky lays a banana mario kart thing.
Mr. Wright: GUYS WE ALMOST JUST HIT A PROSTITUTE
Mr. Wright: BE CAREFUL
Ms. Von Karma makes a note to buy the taxi she's in later.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL
Mr. Wright: WE MIGHT GET A SECOND STAR
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a pole, screeches
Mr. Edgeworth: IF WE DID THAT THERE WOULD BE NO MORE BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS
Pesu barks wildly. D:!
Ema Sky gets another ? box.
Dick Gumshoe picks Pesu up, gets out.
Ema Sky: AHH
Ms. Von Karma goes through a box "explodin' sheep!?"
Mr. Wright screams. "DINGLING!!!"
Dick Gumshoe tugs a random guy out of his cheap car, gets in with Pesu, speeds after.
Maya Fay suddenly hears Steel Samurai theme, wanders off like : D??
Ms. Von Karma throws the sheep out the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL MR. DINGLING
Mr. Edgeworth highpitched voice. "DINGLING'
Mr. Edgeworth: is GUILTY
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL YEAH
Mr. Wright: DINGLING - GUILTY!
Mr. Edgeworth highfives the seat in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma rings Wright's phone.
Dick Gumshoe hits a ? box.
Mr. Wright picks up.
Mr. Wright: DINGLING!
Dick Gumshoe...! gets a blue shell?!
Mr. Wright hangs up.
Ema Sky: GUYS LOOK
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?
Ms. Von Karma: Mr. Ph--- ¬¬
Ema Sky: AT GUMSHOE's SCREEN
Dick Gumshoe launches it
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? EMA OH &$!? OH &$!?
Ema Sky: OH NO!
Mr. Wright: ..
Ema Sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr. Wright: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Ema Sky jumps out.
Ema Sky: BYE!
Ema Sky runs.
Mr. Wright: &$!? YOU
Mr. Wright: &$!?%
Mr. Wright jumps into the driver's seat.
Ms. Von Karma sees the taxi stop and skids to a halt.
Mr. Edgeworth: MY CRAVAT
Mr. Wright: MILES TAKE WEAPONS.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK DRIVE
Dick Gumshoe keeps driving, total ^0^ face
Mr. Edgeworth: WHAT
Myuutsuu draws Wright/Edgeworth pics all over Wright's desk
Mr. Wright GASSES IT.
Ms. Von Karma starts up again. "GRR!"
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth jumps into the front seat.
Dick Gumshoe slips on a bananna, takes a moment to get back on course.
Ms. Von Karma hits a ? box
Dick Gumshoe, not far behind von Karma. Also hits one.
Mr. Wright drives through a double ??.
Ms. Von Karma: 3 missiles? woo!
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Mr. Edgeworth: NOT THAT DOG
Ms. Von Karma hits a button.
Dick Gumshoe launches it at the car in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma is hit? "What the?"
Maya Fay follows people around in this.
Dick Gumshoe: ....!
Dick Gumshoe: OH MY GOD XDDD
Pesu: THAT IS WIN
Mr. Edgeworth: RACE ATTORNEY
Ms. Von Karma gets back on track.
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a building.
Dick Gumshoe gets out with Pesu, runs like hell, ducks. Car explodes.
Ms. Von Karma lauches a missile at the burger balloon.
Mr. Wright chug chug chug.
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? MILES, GAS.
Mr. Wright: QUICK LET'S DITCH.
Dick Gumshoe beats up a bunch of random guys, takes their money and weapons, steals a car, and speeds off.
Mr. Wright kicks open door, leaps, rolls several feet.
Ms. Von Karma flies by Miles and Wright "Woo!"
Mr. Wright lands and goes still.
Mr. Wright probably should've stopped the car first.
Dick Gumshoe visits the Paint n Spray before getting back on track. ;-P
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth takes ema's notepad.
Mr. Edgeworth writes down what just happened.
Mr. Edgeworth: DARWIN AWARD FOR YOU!
Mr. Wright bloods profusely.
Ms. Von Karma has the hiccups and car jumps from time to time.
Mr. Wright: ..
Mr. Wright: ..
Zeichner: PHOENIX DOWN!!
Mr. Wright: bleeds.
Zeichner is shot.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Wright: ROFL
Dick Gumshoe: XDDDDDD
Pesu, shooter xD
Dick Gumshoe looks at the dog in the passenger seat, who would seem to have a gun.
Dick Gumshoe O_O face.
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a ?? box.
Dick Gumshoe turns steering wheel fast, hits a ? box and jumps out of the car.
Dick Gumshoe leaves Pesu
Dick Gumshoe carries the three green shells with him, goes on running
Pesu jumps out of car, blinks. Picks up something and runs after Gumshoe.
Mr. Wright lays there motionless.
Dick Gumshoe: I'm... *huff*.... gonna be... *huff huff* ... first place!
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a lampost. "DAMN IT!"
Mr. Wright, pool of blood.
Dick Gumshoe passes Wright running, throws a shell backwards as he does so.
Ms. Von Karma climbs out of the taxi.
Dick Gumshoe stops.
Mr. Wright twitches.
Dick Gumshoe sloowly turns around.
Dick Gumshoe wtfs.
Mr. Wright bleeds more.
Ms. Von Karma's whip converts into a hoverboard and takes off. xD
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: XDD
Mr. Wright doesn't move.
Mr. Wright's finger twitches. O.O
Pesu stops at Wright, sniffs at.
Dick Gumshoe goes over to Wright, still holding two shells.
Mr. Wright writes something in blood next to him.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright: M
Mr. Wright: I
Mr. Wright: L
Mr. Wright: E
Mr. Wright: S
Mr. Wright goes motionless.
Dick Gumshoe drops shells.
Dick Gumshoe takes pictures!
Ms. Von Karma wonders where the hell miles went as she turns a corner.
Dick Gumshoe gets out his cell phone and dials Miss von Karma's number.
Ms. Von Karma picks up "HELLO?"
Dick Gumshoe: .... Uh....
Dick Gumshoe: I found Mr. Wright, ma'am.
Ms. Von Karma: Oh?
Maggey Byrde, meanwhile, is in the park with Missile, eating a hotdog.
Ms. Von Karma does a 180 turn and heads back.
Dick Gumshoe: He's dead.
Ms. Von Karma blinks "WHAT!?"
Dick Gumshoe: And he wrote 'MILES' in blood.
Ms. Von Karma: Miles? Miles killed his lo--"
Pesu sits down next to him.
Ms. Von Karma: his rival? Oo
Dick Gumshoe: I love it when the victims do that - wait, what were you saying?!
Ms. Von Karma: Uh, nothing...where are you?
Mr. Wright: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Uh...
Mr. Edgeworth: WTF.
Mr. Edgeworth: I DIDN"T DO IT.
Dick Gumshoe looks at the street signs.
Mr. Edgeworth steps on the blood and smears it off.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWNED!
Dick Gumshoe: Corner of Main and first.
Mr. Wright: I'm... Not... Dead... Yet...
Dick Gumshoe: ...!
Dick Gumshoe: HE'S ALIVE
Mr. Edgeworth steps on.
Ms. Von Karma turns the corner "never mind, I see you."
Mr. Wright SCREAMS LIKE A SNIFFER DOG.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Mr. Edgeworth Henry-style step.
Ms. Von Karma screechs to a halt at the crime scene.
Mr. Edgeworth takes his badge.
Dick Gumshoe watches with pseudo professional expression.
Mr. Edgeworth throws it fifty feet!!
Mr. Edgeworth: What are you looking at?
Pesu runs after it.
Mr. Edgeworth: This is a car accident.
Ms. Von Karma whips Miles "WHAT have you done!?"
Mr. Wright coughs up blood.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWW!
Mr. Wright: You're... an $!?.hole.
Mr. Edgeworth: :-\
Ms. Von Karma eeps and jumps "HE's alive?"
Mr. Edgeworth: NO.
Mr. Wright: YES I'M ALIVE.
Mr. Edgeworth sits on his face.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright mmfffgfs.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: ...........
Mr. Edgeworth: SEE?
Ms. Von Karma: that is so wrong.
Dick Gumshoe: yes it is
Maggey Byrde walks over.
Maggey Byrde: ...
Ms. Von Karma kicks Miles of him.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW.
Maggey Byrde turns around, walks away.
Dick Gumshoe prods Wright.
Mr. Wright gurgles.
Dick Gumshoe: Uh. You alive, pal?
Mr. Wright: No.
Ms. Von Karma calls 911.
Dick Gumshoe: Oh, okay.
Ms. Von Karma: If you die...who else am I supposed to knock out in court?
Mr. Edgeworth swings at Gumshoe.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Wright's body when the picture is needed
Mr. Edgeworth grabs Wright's arm, drags.
Dick Gumshoe: ...!?
Mr. Edgeworth runs.
Maggey Byrde flies out of nowhere, tackles Edgeworth.
Dick Gumshoe: !?*
Mr. Edgeworth: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Mr. Edgeworth falls over.
Dick Gumshoe: OFFICER BYRDE!
Maggey Byrde: YOU. WILL. NOT. HURT. MR WRIGHT!
Maggey Byrde dobby voice.
Dick Gumshoe: xDD
Mr. Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Maggey Byrde: OVERRULED $!?%&.
Dick Gumshoe kneels over Wright.
Mr. Edgeworth hits her like a man.
Maggey Byrde maces
Ms. Von Karma ties Miles up. "You're not goin' anywhere!"
Dick Gumshoe pokes pokes pokes.
Mr. Wright subtly twitches.
Mr. Edgeworth: DFjsafjsf;klJSFD:kj
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT SIS
Dick Gumshoe: Just makin' sure you're still alive, pal.
Luna Cat takes a picture of what wright wrote in blood
Ms. Von Karma hears a ambulance.
Mr. Edgeworth: CRAP.
Mr. Edgeworth: IT'S THE 5-O
Maggey Byrde continuous stream of mace.
Mr. Edgeworth: THAGH
Ms. Von Karma: BUT Nothin'! this is all your fault anyways, Mr. Miles Edgeworth!
Mr. Edgeworth: ..
Maggey Byrde: I AM THE 5-O NIG.
Mr. Edgeworth: HEP ME
ChiefGant at some point got up from being plastered to the ground and walked over to the 'crime scene'.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: IT WAS A CAR ACCIDENT
Mr. Edgeworth: LOOK AT THE HOE IN THE WINDOW
Dick Gumshoe gives Maggey hand cuffs
Mr. Edgeworth: HOLE
Mr. Edgeworth: OF THE CASH CAB
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW
Pesu: xD
Ms. Von Karma: You started all of this off in your office!
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Mr. Edgeworth: IN WRIGHT'S OFFICE
Maggey Byrde: DID I TELL YOU TO TALK.
ChiefGant standing in front of the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE WERE TOSSING A SALAD
Mr. Edgeworth CRIES.
Dick Gumshoe sees... Gant in front of the window.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Chief is a hoe?!
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Ms. Von Karma: I don't want to know what you were doing with him in there, but if you hadn't answered the door, this could have been avoided!
Maggey Byrde: SUCK IT UP PUSSY.
Mr. Edgeworth SPITS AT.
Maggey Byrde maces.
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?
Mr. Wright handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: I'M CALLING MYSELF!
Mr. Wright: ..
Dick Gumshoe gags Edgey with a sock off of his foot
Mr. Wright: jk
Maggey Byrde handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: Get it? Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Ms. Von Karma throws Mr. Wright in the ambulance.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Edgeworth
Mr. Edgeworth: the car accident of phoenix wright!! which is somehow blamed on edgeworth
Maggey Byrde: because everything is his fault
Mr. Edgeworth: LIES!
Maggey Byrde: OBJECTION.
Dick Gumshoe's eyebrows wiggle
Maggey Byrde: ...
Dick Gumshoe: OBJECTION
Maggey Byrde winks.
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
Dick Gumshoe: ..
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER.
Dick Gumshoe melts
Ms. Von Karma: OBJECTION!
Dick Gumshoe: WOO
Mr. Justice: Mr. Edgeworth is going to be needing a defense attorney!
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!
Ms. Von Karma: said attorney is a heap of flesh and goin' to hospital!
Mr. Edgeworth: again.
Maggey Byrde SPITS OUT WATER
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?IN &$!? YOU!!
Mr. Wright dies while all of this is going on.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Pesu pokes at Wright with nose. Whines.
Maggey Byrde: ahh FACK.
Ms. Von Karma: MILES! You...You...Murderer! :o
Mr. Edgeworth: i can see it now
Mr. Edgeworth: phoenix wright 4: phoenix wright reborn
Dick Gumshoe looks out of place
Mr. Edgeworth: with maya... channeling phoenix!!
Mr. Edgeworth: she'll be a MAN!
Ms. Von Karma laughs xD
Mr. Justice runs after the ambulance
Mr. Justice dies of nose bone shards being thrust into his brain.
Mr. Wright: OBJECTION!
Mr. Wright: Sorry, Fagsgay... But that's impossible.
Mr. Wright: YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!
Mr. Wright: Mo&$!?in' imposter.
Mr. Wright snaps neck.
Dick Gumshoe cheers
Dick Gumshoe throws confetti
Dick Gumshoe: YAAY VICTORY~
Mr. Wright: I refuse to become Hobohodo.
Luna Cat takes more pictures
Ms. Von Karma pulls a mini-van out of her pocket. >> a full sized one. "We're all going on a field trip...a field trip..."
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Maggey Byrde: ...
Luna Cat: ...
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Where too, Miss von Karma? ^-^
Luna Cat: ......
Ms. Von Karma: Whereever the road takes us.
I'm Ms. Von Karma.
Myuutsuu knocks on Wrights door.
Mr. Edgeworth GIGGLES.
Mr. Edgeworth rolls to door.
Mr. Edgeworth answers it, looks up.
Ms. Von Karma wonders what the hell Miles is on.
Myuutsuu looks left
Myuutsuu looks right
Myuutsuu looks down.
Mr. Wright peers out from behind desk. ;-P face.
Mr. Wright retreats.
Myuutsuu: ...Mr..Edgeworth? You're back?
Mr. Edgeworth: HAI!
Mr. Edgeworth: KONNICHIWA UDGEY-SAN!
Mr. Edgeworth: Me and Wright were just...
Mr. Edgeworth: Making some salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: Do you want some?
Myuutsuu: What is...ah...going on? o-o; I thought court was supposed to take place hours a--...Salad?
Mr. Edgeworth: Yes, salad.
Mr. Wright peers around the other corner.
Myuutsuu: ...Actully, I am quite fond of salad. n.n
Mr. Edgeworth: Caesar salad.
Mr. Edgeworth: That's wonderful.
Mr. Wright: Come in and close the door behind you. *.*
Mr. Edgeworth: We haven't quite finished tossing it yet, you're welcome to join us.
Myuutsuu enters, closed door. "Er...where is it? >> <<"
Mr. Edgeworth: It's... --- QUICK WRIGHT GET THE BAG!
Mr. Edgeworth: GET THE BAG GET THE BAG
Ms. Von Karma sweat-drops.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK GET THE BAG
Mr. Edgeworth: AHHH
Mr. Wright LEAPS INTO ACTION.
Mr. Edgeworth: PUT IT OVER HIS HEAD
Mr. Edgeworth ties him up.
Mr. Wright does so.
Myuutsuu: dkjfkdsg
Mr. Edgeworth: GUILTY!
Dick Gumshoe: criminal lawyers!
Myuutsuu muffled. "mmM mmdsmfsM!"
Mr. Wright cackles, highfives.
Mr. Edgeworth shoves him under Wright's desk.
Mr. Edgeworth highfives.
ChiefGant knocks on Wright's door. ^_^
Myuutsuu: "I'mmafgonnakillyousonsabitches"
Mr. Edgeworth opens door.
Mr. Edgeworth shuts door.
Myuutsuu muffled screams louder
ChiefGant... frowns.
Mr. Wright: Pwned.
Mr. Edgeworth screams like that girl on freakazoid.
Mr. Wright: Now how about that salad.
ChiefGant knocks again. "I have cookies...?"
Myuutsuu: "mmm MMMMM!!!:!
ChiefGant proceeds to slowly pick the lock.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK NICK. WE NEED... TO ESCAPE.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright opens window.
Myuutsuu: MmMmMmmmmMMmmMMMM!!
Mr. Wright LEAPS.
Mr. Edgeworth: ... OH GOD
ChiefGant click
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT THAT's THE THIRD FL--
ChiefGant opens door.
Myuutsuu wiggles in bag
Mr. Edgeworth leaps too.
ChiefGant: ....
ChiefGant closes door.
Myuutsuu thuds against desk.
Mr. Edgeworth: MILES EDGEWORTH CHOOSES--
Mr. Wright, explosion from behind both.
Myuutsuu: "MmmMmMMmMMMM!!!:
Mr. Edgeworth lands on someone. a pedestrian.
ChiefGant opens door again.
Mr. Wright lands on Miles.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: --
Myuutsuu muffled, "Heeeeeeeeelp!"
Mr. Edgeworth: HOW CAN THAT BE??!?
Ms. Von Karma looks at the two lawyers at her feet "ok, what the hell?"
Mr. Edgeworth: THERE ARE SCIENTIFIC LAWS THAT PROHIBIT THIS POSSIBILITY.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: I think this chick is dead.
Mr. Wright: Oh, sh.it.
Mr. Edgeworth flees the scene with ancient scooby-doo style runnng animation.
Mr. Wright dittos.
Mr. Wright: ZOINKS!
Ms. Von Karma is a witness! O.o
ChiefGant what the hells
Mr. Edgeworth: Jinkies!
Mr. Edgeworth: I love this tea shop.
ChiefGant frees the judge myuu
Ms. Von Karma just stands there, too shocked to move.
Mr. Wright grabs von Karma.
Mr. Wright spins.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Wright spins fast.
Mr. Wright runs.
Mr. Edgeworth: FRANZISKA!
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: Did you hear that?
Mr. Wright: Hear what?
Ms. Von Karma: "WHAT?!"
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: SHE HAS A WEAPON.
Myuutsuu glares at Gant. "GANT. You have free rein. GET ME EDGEWORTH AND WRIGHT."
Mr. Edgeworth calls a cab.
ChiefGant: ... Someone must have planted you in Wrighto's office!
Mr. Edgeworth gets in cab.
ChiefGant oblivious.
Mr. Edgeworth: QUICK.
Mr. Wright jumps in.
Mr. Edgeworth drives away.
ChiefGant: ...
Ema Sky cab driver, turns around.
ChiefGant: Free reign, hmmm?
Ema Sky: BRRRING
Ms. Von Karma snaps out of trance and hangs on back of cab. >>
Mr. Wright: Let's go to Vegas, honey. *.*
Ema Sky: YOU'RE IN THE CASH CAB!
Mr. Wright: ...
ChiefGant: XDDDDD
Myuutsuu: Just GET THEM.
Ms. Von Karma does a inspector gadget with the ski's. >>
ChiefGant picks up Wright's phone and dials Wright's number ^^
Dick Gumshoe sits several floors down clueless.
Myuutsuu flops in Wright's chair. "He just..attacked me! The sonofabitches jumpped me!:
Pesu goes downstairs, losing interest. Barks at Gumshoe for attention.
Ms. Von Karma falls off the cab and rols down the road.
Mewtu secretly sent people to attack Myuu.
Ms. Von Karma: OW, OW, OW OWW...
Ema Sky drives.
ChiefGant looks at Myuu
Ms. Von Karma calls gumshoe on her phone and waits for him to pick up.
Ema Sky: ...
Dick Gumshoe picks up phone. "Heeelllllo?"
ChiefGant looks at window.
ChiefGant runs for window.
Mr. Wright: Ema.
ChiefGant swan dive.
Mr. Wright: What the Hell.
Ms. Von Karma: SCRUFFY! GET HERE IN A CAR AND CHASE THAT TAXI!
Dick Gumshoe: ......
Ms. Von Karma >>'s.
Ema Sky: I DON'T KNOW MR. WRIGHT
Dick Gumshoe: What taxi?
Ms. Von Karma: ...THE ONE WRIGHT AND MILES RAN OFF IN!
Ema Sky: This whole series of events is pretty unlikely, scientifically speaking.
Mr. Wright gets cellphone.
ChiefGant hits the ground, bounces, and lays there probably dead
Mr. Edgeworth giggles uncontrollably
Mr. Wright dials von Karma's number.
Myuutsuu mumbles, sits at desk, watches TV. "I did not sign up for this...-.-"
Dick Gumshoe: Oh. Right...
Mr. Edgeworth plays with the power windows.
Mr. Wright also giggles. "Shh shh shh..."
Dick Gumshoe: Okay then, Miss von Karma! I'll do that!
Ms. Von Karma's phones is engaged.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Mr. Wright presses talk, waits with a perfect *.* face.
Ms. Von Karma: or not.
Dick Gumshoe picks up Pesu and goes outside.
Mr. Edgeworth O_O face, listens in.
Ms. Von Karma's phone rings and she picks up "YES?"
Mr. Wright: ... PRINCESS.
Mr. Wright breaks out laughing and hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: HAHAHA
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL!!!!!
Dick Gumshoe gets in car, slowly drives out.
Mr. Wright: WHAT SHOULD WE DO MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE SHOULD CALL PEOPLE AS UNKNOWN...
Ms. Von Karma fumes and screams out "OK, THAT'S IT WRIGHT. YOU'RE DEAD!"
Mr. Edgeworth: AND SAY OBJECTION IN TANDEM
Mr. Edgeworth: AND HANG UP!!!
Mr. Wright: OH GOD YEAH WE TOTALLY SHOULD.
Mr. Edgeworth: AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth phone get.
Mr. Wright: AHA! AHA! AHA!
Mr. Edgeworth calls Gumshoe.
Zeichner calls Phoenix's cellphone.
Mr. Wright GIGGLES.
Mr. Wright: .. !
Ms. Von Karma sits in the middle of the road, waiting.
Mr. Wright picks up. "HERRO?!" XDDDDD
Zeichner lowers voice a bit.
Mr. Edgeworth: o.o xDDDDDD HERRO?
Zeichner: Do you... have...
Zeichner: the....
Mr. Edgeworth: IS THAT A WORD? THAT'S ABSURD. YOU TURD.
Mr. Edgeworth: The thing?
Mr. Wright: KEYS TO THE HOTEL?
Mr. Edgeworth: I have it.
Dick Gumshoe picks up his phone.
Dick Gumshoe: Heeelllo? ^-^
Mr. Wright: I'M GONNA SET THOSE MOTHER&$!?ERS ON FIRE.
Mr. Wright: ON FIIIIYAAAAAAAH.
Zeichner: The.... the...
Ms. Von Karma gets up, calls a cab, whips the driver out and takes off after the damn Taxi.
Ema Sky: ... O_O
Mr. Wright is not quoting You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.
Mr. Wright: ...
Ema Sky looks in the rearview mirror.
Zeichner: THE TRIFORCE?!
Zeichner hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe drives around looking for said taxi.
Ema Sky: GERMAN BONDAGE PROSECUTOR AT 11:26!
Ema Sky hits the gas.
Ema Sky: CRAP
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?ING HELL.
Ema Sky: WE'RE IN JAPAN
Ema Sky: WE CAN'T DRIVE THAT FAST
Mr. Wright: BUCKLE UP MILES.
Mr. Edgeworth does so.
Mr. Wright: IT'S THE LAW!
Maya Fay: FART FACES
Ema Sky: :-DRIVES.
Ms. Von Karma tears down the road!
Ema Sky dRIVES.
Dick Gumshoe catches up with.
Ema Sky lays a banana mario kart thing.
Mr. Wright: GUYS WE ALMOST JUST HIT A PROSTITUTE
Mr. Wright: BE CAREFUL
Ms. Von Karma makes a note to buy the taxi she's in later.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL
Mr. Wright: WE MIGHT GET A SECOND STAR
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a pole, screeches
Mr. Edgeworth: IF WE DID THAT THERE WOULD BE NO MORE BUSINESS TRANSACTIONS
Pesu barks wildly. D:!
Ema Sky gets another ? box.
Dick Gumshoe picks Pesu up, gets out.
Ema Sky: AHH
Ms. Von Karma goes through a box "explodin' sheep!?"
Mr. Wright screams. "DINGLING!!!"
Dick Gumshoe tugs a random guy out of his cheap car, gets in with Pesu, speeds after.
Maya Fay suddenly hears Steel Samurai theme, wanders off like : D??
Ms. Von Karma throws the sheep out the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL MR. DINGLING
Mr. Edgeworth highpitched voice. "DINGLING'
Mr. Edgeworth: is GUILTY
Mr. Wright: LOLOLOL YEAH
Mr. Wright: DINGLING - GUILTY!
Mr. Edgeworth highfives the seat in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma rings Wright's phone.
Dick Gumshoe hits a ? box.
Mr. Wright picks up.
Mr. Wright: DINGLING!
Dick Gumshoe...! gets a blue shell?!
Mr. Wright hangs up.
Ema Sky: GUYS LOOK
Mr. Wright: OH &$!?
Ms. Von Karma: Mr. Ph--- ¬¬
Ema Sky: AT GUMSHOE's SCREEN
Dick Gumshoe launches it
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? EMA OH &$!? OH &$!?
Ema Sky: OH NO!
Mr. Wright: ..
Ema Sky: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mr. Wright: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Ema Sky jumps out.
Ema Sky: BYE!
Ema Sky runs.
Mr. Wright: &$!? YOU
Mr. Wright: &$!?%
Mr. Wright jumps into the driver's seat.
Ms. Von Karma sees the taxi stop and skids to a halt.
Mr. Edgeworth: MY CRAVAT
Mr. Wright: MILES TAKE WEAPONS.
Mr. Edgeworth: NICK DRIVE
Dick Gumshoe keeps driving, total ^0^ face
Mr. Edgeworth: WHAT
Myuutsuu draws Wright/Edgeworth pics all over Wright's desk
Mr. Wright GASSES IT.
Ms. Von Karma starts up again. "GRR!"
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth jumps into the front seat.
Dick Gumshoe slips on a bananna, takes a moment to get back on course.
Ms. Von Karma hits a ? box
Dick Gumshoe, not far behind von Karma. Also hits one.
Mr. Wright drives through a double ??.
Ms. Von Karma: 3 missiles? woo!
Dick Gumshoe: XD
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Mr. Edgeworth: NOT THAT DOG
Ms. Von Karma hits a button.
Dick Gumshoe launches it at the car in front of him.
Ms. Von Karma is hit? "What the?"
Maya Fay follows people around in this.
Dick Gumshoe: ....!
Dick Gumshoe: OH MY GOD XDDD
Pesu: THAT IS WIN
Mr. Edgeworth: RACE ATTORNEY
Ms. Von Karma gets back on track.
Dick Gumshoe wrecks into a building.
Dick Gumshoe gets out with Pesu, runs like hell, ducks. Car explodes.
Ms. Von Karma lauches a missile at the burger balloon.
Mr. Wright chug chug chug.
Mr. Wright: OH &$!? MILES, GAS.
Mr. Wright: QUICK LET'S DITCH.
Dick Gumshoe beats up a bunch of random guys, takes their money and weapons, steals a car, and speeds off.
Mr. Wright kicks open door, leaps, rolls several feet.
Ms. Von Karma flies by Miles and Wright "Woo!"
Mr. Wright lands and goes still.
Mr. Wright probably should've stopped the car first.
Dick Gumshoe visits the Paint n Spray before getting back on track. ;-P
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth takes ema's notepad.
Mr. Edgeworth writes down what just happened.
Mr. Edgeworth: DARWIN AWARD FOR YOU!
Mr. Wright bloods profusely.
Ms. Von Karma has the hiccups and car jumps from time to time.
Mr. Wright: ..
Mr. Wright: ..
Zeichner: PHOENIX DOWN!!
Mr. Wright: bleeds.
Zeichner is shot.
Mr. Edgeworth: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Wright: ROFL
Dick Gumshoe: XDDDDDD
Pesu, shooter xD
Dick Gumshoe looks at the dog in the passenger seat, who would seem to have a gun.
Dick Gumshoe O_O face.
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a ?? box.
Dick Gumshoe turns steering wheel fast, hits a ? box and jumps out of the car.
Dick Gumshoe leaves Pesu
Dick Gumshoe carries the three green shells with him, goes on running
Pesu jumps out of car, blinks. Picks up something and runs after Gumshoe.
Mr. Wright lays there motionless.
Dick Gumshoe: I'm... *huff*.... gonna be... *huff huff* ... first place!
Ms. Von Karma hiccups and hits a lampost. "DAMN IT!"
Mr. Wright, pool of blood.
Dick Gumshoe passes Wright running, throws a shell backwards as he does so.
Ms. Von Karma climbs out of the taxi.
Dick Gumshoe stops.
Mr. Wright twitches.
Dick Gumshoe sloowly turns around.
Dick Gumshoe wtfs.
Mr. Wright bleeds more.
Ms. Von Karma's whip converts into a hoverboard and takes off. xD
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: XDD
Mr. Wright doesn't move.
Mr. Wright's finger twitches. O.O
Pesu stops at Wright, sniffs at.
Dick Gumshoe goes over to Wright, still holding two shells.
Mr. Wright writes something in blood next to him.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright: M
Mr. Wright: I
Mr. Wright: L
Mr. Wright: E
Mr. Wright: S
Mr. Wright goes motionless.
Dick Gumshoe drops shells.
Dick Gumshoe takes pictures!
Ms. Von Karma wonders where the hell miles went as she turns a corner.
Dick Gumshoe gets out his cell phone and dials Miss von Karma's number.
Ms. Von Karma picks up "HELLO?"
Dick Gumshoe: .... Uh....
Dick Gumshoe: I found Mr. Wright, ma'am.
Ms. Von Karma: Oh?
Maggey Byrde, meanwhile, is in the park with Missile, eating a hotdog.
Ms. Von Karma does a 180 turn and heads back.
Dick Gumshoe: He's dead.
Ms. Von Karma blinks "WHAT!?"
Dick Gumshoe: And he wrote 'MILES' in blood.
Ms. Von Karma: Miles? Miles killed his lo--"
Pesu sits down next to him.
Ms. Von Karma: his rival? Oo
Dick Gumshoe: I love it when the victims do that - wait, what were you saying?!
Ms. Von Karma: Uh, nothing...where are you?
Mr. Wright: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Uh...
Mr. Edgeworth: WTF.
Mr. Edgeworth: I DIDN"T DO IT.
Dick Gumshoe looks at the street signs.
Mr. Edgeworth steps on the blood and smears it off.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWNED!
Dick Gumshoe: Corner of Main and first.
Mr. Wright: I'm... Not... Dead... Yet...
Dick Gumshoe: ...!
Dick Gumshoe: HE'S ALIVE
Mr. Edgeworth steps on.
Ms. Von Karma turns the corner "never mind, I see you."
Mr. Wright SCREAMS LIKE A SNIFFER DOG.
Dick Gumshoe hangs up.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Mr. Edgeworth Henry-style step.
Ms. Von Karma screechs to a halt at the crime scene.
Mr. Edgeworth takes his badge.
Dick Gumshoe watches with pseudo professional expression.
Mr. Edgeworth throws it fifty feet!!
Mr. Edgeworth: What are you looking at?
Pesu runs after it.
Mr. Edgeworth: This is a car accident.
Ms. Von Karma whips Miles "WHAT have you done!?"
Mr. Wright coughs up blood.
Mr. Edgeworth: OWW!
Mr. Wright: You're... an $!?.hole.
Mr. Edgeworth: :-\
Ms. Von Karma eeps and jumps "HE's alive?"
Mr. Edgeworth: NO.
Mr. Wright: YES I'M ALIVE.
Mr. Edgeworth sits on his face.
Dick Gumshoe: ....
Mr. Wright mmfffgfs.
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: ...........
Mr. Edgeworth: SEE?
Ms. Von Karma: that is so wrong.
Dick Gumshoe: yes it is
Maggey Byrde walks over.
Maggey Byrde: ...
Ms. Von Karma kicks Miles of him.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW.
Maggey Byrde turns around, walks away.
Dick Gumshoe prods Wright.
Mr. Wright gurgles.
Dick Gumshoe: Uh. You alive, pal?
Mr. Wright: No.
Ms. Von Karma calls 911.
Dick Gumshoe: Oh, okay.
Ms. Von Karma: If you die...who else am I supposed to knock out in court?
Mr. Edgeworth swings at Gumshoe.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Wright's body when the picture is needed
Mr. Edgeworth grabs Wright's arm, drags.
Dick Gumshoe: ...!?
Mr. Edgeworth runs.
Maggey Byrde flies out of nowhere, tackles Edgeworth.
Dick Gumshoe: !?*
Mr. Edgeworth: AAAAAAAAAAH!
Mr. Edgeworth falls over.
Dick Gumshoe: OFFICER BYRDE!
Maggey Byrde: YOU. WILL. NOT. HURT. MR WRIGHT!
Maggey Byrde dobby voice.
Dick Gumshoe: xDD
Mr. Edgeworth: OBJECTION!
Maggey Byrde: OVERRULED $!?%&.
Dick Gumshoe kneels over Wright.
Mr. Edgeworth hits her like a man.
Maggey Byrde maces
Ms. Von Karma ties Miles up. "You're not goin' anywhere!"
Dick Gumshoe pokes pokes pokes.
Mr. Wright subtly twitches.
Mr. Edgeworth: DFjsafjsf;klJSFD:kj
Mr. Edgeworth: BUT SIS
Dick Gumshoe: Just makin' sure you're still alive, pal.
Luna Cat takes a picture of what wright wrote in blood
Ms. Von Karma hears a ambulance.
Mr. Edgeworth: CRAP.
Mr. Edgeworth: IT'S THE 5-O
Maggey Byrde continuous stream of mace.
Mr. Edgeworth: THAGH
Ms. Von Karma: BUT Nothin'! this is all your fault anyways, Mr. Miles Edgeworth!
Mr. Edgeworth: ..
Maggey Byrde: I AM THE 5-O NIG.
Mr. Edgeworth: HEP ME
ChiefGant at some point got up from being plastered to the ground and walked over to the 'crime scene'.
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Mr. Edgeworth: IT WAS A CAR ACCIDENT
Mr. Edgeworth: LOOK AT THE HOE IN THE WINDOW
Dick Gumshoe gives Maggey hand cuffs
Mr. Edgeworth: HOLE
Mr. Edgeworth: OF THE CASH CAB
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps.
Mr. Edgeworth: OW
Pesu: xD
Ms. Von Karma: You started all of this off in your office!
Mr. Edgeworth: NO
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Mr. Edgeworth: IN WRIGHT'S OFFICE
Maggey Byrde: DID I TELL YOU TO TALK.
ChiefGant standing in front of the window.
Mr. Edgeworth: WE WERE TOSSING A SALAD
Mr. Edgeworth CRIES.
Dick Gumshoe sees... Gant in front of the window.
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Chief is a hoe?!
Maggey Byrde pimpslaps again.
Ms. Von Karma: I don't want to know what you were doing with him in there, but if you hadn't answered the door, this could have been avoided!
Maggey Byrde: SUCK IT UP PUSSY.
Mr. Edgeworth SPITS AT.
Maggey Byrde maces.
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?
Mr. Wright handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: I'M CALLING MYSELF!
Mr. Wright: ..
Dick Gumshoe gags Edgey with a sock off of his foot
Mr. Wright: jk
Maggey Byrde handcuffs.
Mr. Edgeworth: Get it? Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!
Mr. Edgeworth: AGH
Ms. Von Karma throws Mr. Wright in the ambulance.
Luna Cat takes a picture of Edgeworth
Mr. Edgeworth: the car accident of phoenix wright!! which is somehow blamed on edgeworth
Maggey Byrde: because everything is his fault
Mr. Edgeworth: LIES!
Maggey Byrde: OBJECTION.
Dick Gumshoe's eyebrows wiggle
Maggey Byrde: ...
Dick Gumshoe: OBJECTION
Maggey Byrde winks.
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
Dick Gumshoe: ..
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU'RE NOT A LAWYER.
Dick Gumshoe melts
Ms. Von Karma: OBJECTION!
Dick Gumshoe: WOO
Mr. Justice: Mr. Edgeworth is going to be needing a defense attorney!
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT
Mr. Edgeworth: YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!
Ms. Von Karma: said attorney is a heap of flesh and goin' to hospital!
Mr. Edgeworth: again.
Maggey Byrde SPITS OUT WATER
Mr. Edgeworth: &$!?IN &$!? YOU!!
Mr. Wright dies while all of this is going on.
Mr. Edgeworth: ...
Mr. Edgeworth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Pesu pokes at Wright with nose. Whines.
Maggey Byrde: ahh FACK.
Ms. Von Karma: MILES! You...You...Murderer! :o
Mr. Edgeworth: i can see it now
Mr. Edgeworth: phoenix wright 4: phoenix wright reborn
Dick Gumshoe looks out of place
Mr. Edgeworth: with maya... channeling phoenix!!
Mr. Edgeworth: she'll be a MAN!
Ms. Von Karma laughs xD
Mr. Justice runs after the ambulance
Mr. Justice dies of nose bone shards being thrust into his brain.
Mr. Wright: OBJECTION!
Mr. Wright: Sorry, Fagsgay... But that's impossible.
Mr. Wright: YOU HAVE NO BRAIN!
Mr. Wright: Mo&$!?in' imposter.
Mr. Wright snaps neck.
Dick Gumshoe cheers
Dick Gumshoe throws confetti
Dick Gumshoe: YAAY VICTORY~
Mr. Wright: I refuse to become Hobohodo.
Luna Cat takes more pictures
Ms. Von Karma pulls a mini-van out of her pocket. >> a full sized one. "We're all going on a field trip...a field trip..."
Dick Gumshoe: ...
Maggey Byrde: ...
Luna Cat: ...
Ms. Von Karma: ...
Dick Gumshoe: Where too, Miss von Karma? ^-^
Luna Cat: ......
Ms. Von Karma: Whereever the road takes us.
Wow.
If they knew how addicting Forza 2 is they would make it illegal!
I've been playing it a LOT, but I haven't played it online yet, I want to practice a lot before I do it, so people online will have the full knowledge that they are being beaten by a chick XD
PS: And whatever game that has your car in it...you should play! :)
Big Race Day
Today is the Indy 500 and the Coke 600. So needless to say, if your into racing at all, you'll be glued to the TV most of the day.
Other then that, there's really nothing to mention. So far its pretty much been a repeat of yesterday. So go read yesterday's blog and feel free to actually reply.
~ Race time
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