Public Service Announcement @ MindSay

A speedy How-To video on how to apply a quick weave to ya dome because I know today's career woman does not have the time to spend in the Korean market shopping for that Yack AND then get their gay best girlfriend to glue their hair on for them.



Jumpin' Jack Flash! That looks like a lot of hassle. I would just shave my head and wear an off the rack wig (it worked for my grandma!) before I would go through all of that nonsense with the chemicals and the sticking caps and scissors.
It looks dangerous too...like if you stood under the hot sun too long your head would go up in flames.
I am a bit confused as to why she didn't just cut her own hair into that style instead of going through all of those machinations but I am a man so I probably will never truly understand.

Blame it on the rain, yeah... yeah......

Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----Girl, you know it's t----

If you were a kid in the 80's then you will have a vague recollection of Timer, the creepy yellow thing that popped up on all of those "Time for Timer" PSA's during your Saturday morning cartoons.
Timer'd nag you about the benefits of breakfast:


harp on the proper way to brush your teeth:


bitch at you about eating healthy:


show you how to make bootleg popsickles:


and push cheese like he was a crack dealer:


Jumpin' Jack Flash that dude was disturbing! Honestly, is this thing what you want your child trusting?

He looks like he spends his spare time chaining hookers up to the hot water heater in his basement.

Dedicated to my neighbors.




So I took this picture of Ellie a few years ago...I'm not sure why exactly... Yes--I'm weird. Anyway--found some new photoshop brushes (thanks Kenneth!)...and finally found a use for what has to be one of the strangest pictures I have ever taken.

Some things I take more serious than others and setting up Mindsay account so you can anonymously go around and degrade people for your own gratification is one of them…
most of you who come to my blog, and I know there is a few of you, know that my blog is not friends only anyone who isn’t on my list can come and read what I put down no matter how private because generally I don’t have anything I’m too ashamed to say?
For the most part I am an open book…

And I want to say right now how thankful I am that I’ve never been Cajun crispy fry flamed by any of you…

I also want to say how thankful I am that I’ve never gotten one of the idiots I described above…and you know who you are…you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself…
but you won’t be…which makes you all the more shallow and pathetic…you are probably some teenager sitting there getting off on harassment you sick little bastard…

I don’t believe in god…

but you’re a monster and you are going to hell with the Terrorists you little faggy emo fuckup…

this has been your Public Service Announcement from Underground1986...