Proof @ MindSay

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I'm more than able to write out a line that sounds neither corny
Nor porny, nor blind.

I can whip out a verse and make it stick tight.
Wrap thoughts around it and make it a light.
I can do all this and more, even if my original instances were poor.

Doubt me not when I add to your line, that a poem of note is more than I wrote.
But I'm here just to say, there is no finer poem
No finer verse, not even La Boheme.
Not a trill or a dot that can shine like that
Of a poem that says where one's heart's truly at.

My classmates in Honors Math 3, like anybody else, like to waste time. So  somebody came up with something that took a 1/3 of our class time. It was great. What did he do? He made a math proof, and here it is:

Let a = b

Then a² = b²

Then a² - ab = a² - b²

Factor a(a - b) = (a - b)(a + b)

Cancel a(a - b) = (a - b)(a + b)

Simplify a = a+b

If a = 1, then

       1 = 2

But wait! There's more! You can use this proof so anything equals its double. So 2 = 4, 4 = 8....etc.

Isn't math wonderful?

Here is a picture of a billboard for the Trans Texas Corridor. Do you still think it's just a conspiracy theory? This one is from the Fort Worth area. I have seen the same billboards around Corpus Christi.

Can you put whisky in your car?Technorati Profile

I remember watching an episode of the A-Team where B.A. (as played by Mr. T) poured a moonshiner’s distillate into the team’s signature black van after he had run the engine bone dry. Hannibal (George Peppard) was very relieved when the whisky worked just fine and the motor started right away. Unfortunately that only happens in the movies (and on TV). Most commercial whiskies are only about 100 proof and would make very poor fuel.

In case you were never told the definition of proof, 200 proof is 100% alcohol, 180 proof is 90% alcohol, etc. About the most anyone can un-comfortably drink is 100 to 120 proof. The strongest spirit I’ve ever seen for sale is 150 proof Jamaican rum. Could that be used as fuel? It would make a poor alternative, but yes.

 

Brandy might be 120 proof, or 60% alcohol, and could be used, but it would have to be a pretty warm day, or the engine already pretty hot from running previously on gasoline for it to work.

 

But make no mistake, ethanol is alcohol, but its 200 proof - absolute alcohol

 

Ethyl alcohol, or grain alcohol, is, according to the US Department of Energy's National Renewable Energy Laboratory, a "clear, colorless liquid with a characteristic, agreeable odour." Ethanol has been used since prehistory as the intoxicating ingredient in alcoholic beverages. Dried residue on nine thousand year-old pots found in China imply the use of alcoholic beverages among Neolithic peoples.

 

Ethanol once served as lamp fuel in pre-Civil War United States. Automotive history mentions that it was used to power Henry Ford’s first Model T’s. What happened? As an energy source, ethanol couldn't compete with the low cost and availability of petroleum. By 1865 crude oil had been discovered in both the eastern and western United States – but there was still no demand for it anywhere. In the 1870s, when Rockefeller entered the game, the oil refineries in Cleveland were only bottling the kerosene which was sold as a cheaper alternative to whale oil. They would dump their gasoline directly into the river.

GreenField Ethanol has valuable information on their site http://www.greenfieldethanol.com/en/ethanol.html#q3

about how to convert automobiles to consume bio diesel and proper fuel mixtures for most North American cars.

Every adult has no doubt tasted really strong whisky, but unless its 200 proof, or absolute alcohol, I wouldnt recommend using it as fuel.

 

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