You should now be able to upload profile pictures again! Huzzah!
The problem was that we employ child laborers in Africa to resize all the pictures that people upload, and they went on strike earlier this month. We solved the problem by taking away their food and shelter. We have a new motto: "Photoshop before Sodapop.".
I tried to upload a new photo but apparently my jpeg file is not an actual picture, according to the smug little note from Mindsay. Guess I'm just behind the times, Adam. Mindsay's cooler than me. That's why there's millions of users here and you're on the cover of Newsweek, right?