Prize @ MindSay 
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So my day started off like this; I woke up at 9, and then my friend called( I have a feeling she's anorexic, but I'm not going to say anything about it) to say that we weren't going to be able to meet bc one of my other friends has to do something family related.
OH SHOOT! I just remembered..my g-mas coming over for dinner, with easter candy, and I don't know how I'm going to manage to not eat. Anyway, I'll figure it out.
So then I woke up and had a 1)capoccino. about 100 calories.
2) about 2 bowls of shredded wheat. dammit. 550 calories.
soooo..about 650 calories. But then I have soccer practice this afternoon..always an intense workout,
Although I am afraid that if I lost weight too fast, I'll be too weak to play. Plus if I get mal-nurished. hmmm..
can't be helped.
I'm hoping to get my calorie intake down to 500 calories a day, with fasting in between. I can do it, because I have done it before. I know it.
So today I'm hoping to read this book "Cry the beloved country", and do homework, then go to soccer, then start on this huge history project. I'd also like to get in some core violin practincing, and piano practicing, and clean my room, and start writing a hymn for a contest( prize: 250 dollars; think about all the clothes I could buy with that! Of course, after I get down to 100 lbs.)
11:50 pm
Dammit. Shit. Stupid fucking grandmas and their stupid fucking Easter candy.
I got one of the big-ass watches. It's made by Triumph
Here's what it looks like: 
It's fucking huge in real life. My wrists are way too small for this thing. I gotta sell it.
Now a few of you might be angry saying:"Acez, why didn't you get the coupon to Jimmy Johns? I mean, it Jimmy Fucking Johns!" Well, I didn't want the SP cuz I have a DS, I don't golf a lot, and I don't know how good Jimmy John subs are. So get off my case!
Also, I'm going to use that money for a good purpose: buying a Zune.
Up to date he has given out over a 100 million loans. That's a lot of paper work.
The usual loan consists of what most working Americans have in their pockets or approximately 200 dollars. Whats really strange is that he has a 99% pay back ratio. Imagine that. Another odd fact is that 97% percent of the loans are to women.
The banker is still being criticized because of his loan rates which is at least 10 % higher to the poor. Maybe they should look over here a moment, That's just happens in America as well. Poor people pay twice as much as the rich. 40 bucks for 200 dollars works for me if it would move my life in any way, unfortunately that's a months toilette paper in my home.
Whats does disturb me however is that as the story goes on, some of these villages are so poor that they deal in pennies or the equivalent. A woman had stated that she borrows 9 cents for bamboo to make furniture to sell at the market but by the time she is done with all she gets 2 cents as profit. The Banker conducted a study on the village and discovered that 47 citizens were in debt up to a grand total of $27.00 yes 27 bucks.
He being the noted humanitarian forked out 27 bucks and said here liberate yourselves. You can pay me back later.
A millionaire asking for 27 bucks back from some of the poorest humans on the planet. Most of us flick more than that into the hands of bums on the streets.
I am going to start asking those filthy bastards to start paying me back.
I do have a question though, is this the quality of a nobel peace prize winner or a clever banker.
Over a 100 millions petty loans with 20-40 dollar profits on it.
Do the math
Prize options for potential winners who aren't comfortable giving me their mailing address. Which I totally understand. I mean, I'm not a stalker. (I tend more towards stalkee.)
But, that's exactly what a crazy internet stalker would say, isn't it? Obviously, I only hosted this whole contest in the hopes that you would enter, so I could deviously get your address and show up on your doorstep. Sure, some other mindsayers might claim to have met me in person. How do you know that they're trustworthy?
What I'm trying to say is that paranoia is my close, personal friend. Paranoia may claim to be your friend too, but I'd be suspicious of that claim if I were you.
As such, and before I get further sidetracked, here are some prize options with no shipping involved.
1) The Cure for the Common Cold
In Mexico, near the ancient pyramids of Teotihuacan, I met an old native healer women. She was part of a small tribe who still live by the ancient ways of their ancestors- possibly descendants of the Mayans. One of the many small tribes scattered about, they speak a strange language, known only to the less than 50 members of their group. They speak just enough spanish and english to occasionally come to market, to trade their produce and crafts for other goods.
People come from miles around to consult the healer woman, with her knowledge of local herbs. A rarity in this occupation, she never used incantations or spells of any kind, strictly herbs.
She gave me a recipe that she claimed would cure any cold. She also claimed that if I drank this recipe every day for a year, my asthma would be completely cured.
I can't guarantee it's absolutely accurate, since her spanish was worse than mine, and she spoke no english at all. Still, it's an interesting recipe.
2) Easy step by step illustrated instructions on how to make your own record album bowl. People keep telling me I should sell these- maybe you should!
3) I will deliver flowers and/or balloons to a local children's hospital or nursing home (your choice). Attach a note with an illegible scrawl (those of you who have seen my handwriting will understand why illegible is not at all difficult) and deliver them to someone who doesn't have any flowers and/or balloons
Contest rule and instructions here.
Deadline in less than 5 hours!
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