Pothead @ MindSay 
There are a few things that I think the government should legalize, in no particular order. The first thing I'd like to discuss is the legalization of gay marriage. What's the problem here, folks? Is it hurting you? They have just as much of a right to marriage as the rest of us, and I'm so sick of hearing the "sanctity of marriage" argument. Heterosexuals ruined that a long time ago! Don't put that on them! Here's the breakdown, gay men and women deserve not only the same legal rights as their straight counterparts, but the same quixotic rights, as well. This one really seems like a no-brainer to me!
Next, I'm going to step out on this ledge here, and say that I believe marijuana should be legal. Have you ever heard the term “angry drunk”? Yes. You probably even have one in your family, but I digress. Have you ever heard the term “angry pothead”? No, because there aren’t any. They’re too chill, laid back, chillaxed even. Additionally, there are way more alcohol related car accidents than weed related. First of all, the stoner has to actually get up and find his keys, when he’s too lazy to even get off the couch and get a drink. In summation, potheads are great! Everyone should befriend one. Potheads love everyone, except for those who hate on pot. In all seriousness, marijuana can be used medicinally for a plethora of conditions, too many to name here, but I know it helps cancer patients gain weight. I wonder why that is. ;)
Last, I think prostitution should be legalized everywhere. It works, and has worked, in Nevada for the last couple of hundred years now. It keeps crimes and disease down. The girls are tested rigorously to make sure they’re “clean”. The madam with her fresh, decent rooms replaces the pimp and his fleabag motels. The girls have real security, and make real money for performing a real service. Let’s face it, prostitution is the oldest profession in all of the land!
Tell me how you feel, but keep the chastising to a minimum please. I bruise easily. :D
Until Next Time,
Danielle
And yes, I do get my lovin' on the run. Or, just not at all. Gods damn it. Okay, I often enjoy myself a nice long toke, and by gods, I should be able to enjoy a nice long toke whenever and wherever I want. Ya know why they government won't legalize it? It'd put a fuckload of drug companies out of business. When I was so sick a couple of weeks ago, the only thing I could do to aleviate the pain was smoke some pot. It's a long-known medical truth. Montel tokes up every day. He's a real burnout. Definitely looks like all of his brain cells are gone. Yes, smoking pot kills brain cells, but so does smoking cigarettes, holding your breath, breathing too slowly, running a marathon...etc. Have you ever had some really killer menstrual cramps? My gods, I have. See, I have these ovarian cysts that make my life a living hell once a month. That shit hurts. Eight hundred-milligram ibuprofen won't touch this shit. I'm talkin' the big ones, too. I smoke some pot when I physically hurt. It helps. I'd tried everything else. Everything over the counter. Nothing helped, until I indulged in some illegal weed. Maybe you've never smoked pot, or maybe you have, but it's not like an alcohol buzz. My reflexes don't dull, my judgement doesn't disappear, none of these fucking bullshit rumors the government and the media feed us are true. The only thing bad about smoking pot is that it's illegal.
Did you ever see that commercial when you were a kid? It's been years and years ago, but it was a public service announcement-type thing and it had different people telling what they wanted to be when they grew up. It probably had like, a dancer, an accountant, and something else, and then at the end, you see this scraggly-looking dude on the street in a beanie and he says "I want to be a junkie when I grow up." Well, if that asshole wants to spend his hard begged money on crack or coke or heroin or whatever, then I don't give a shit. As long as he doesn't bother me with it, and most "junkies" aren't gonna come around. They don't bother people. They're just like you and me, only they do drugs. If you wouldn't even know that they use drugs, why do you care? I can promise you, too, that way more people will die this year getting hit by drunk drivers than from smoking pot, or whatever the drug of choice is. Junkies don't always look like a scraggly homeless dude, either. They're the fucking people that you meet each day. Honest. They're your preachers, doctors, lawyers, judges, attorneys, garbage men, hotel maids, waitresses, cops, prostitutes...etc. They're not the dredges of society like you picture them. Sure, as many as most of them are the dredges of society, but I'm not impressed by the majority of the members of this society anyway.
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