Postal @ MindSay 
Use "Postage Paid" Envelopes to mail a brick to junk mailers! | |||||||||
| |||||||||
Mail your own brick to junk mailers today! | ||||||||
|
| You know those obnoxious "refinance your home" or scam credit card offers that you get in the mail? The ones that have all that personal information that you can't throw away because someone will steal your identity? Or the ones that make you accidently throw away important mail? Well, I've seen plenty of people who think its cute to mail their junk mail back to the companies in postage-paid envelopes. But that's not very effective. I mean...with bulk rate, they pay just over 20 cents for every ounce they receive. A pittiful amount when you consider it'd take hundreds of these letters to offset one person signing up for whatever service they're selling. I see all these people say "come on guys, if enough of us mail them back they'll stop!" which to me sounds like a knitting circle patting themselves on the back for doing a good deed. So what I'm trying to say is, stop being a pussy. Find a shoebox, or a storage bin, or any cardboard box you have laying around. Fill it up with bricks, big blocks of iron, or maybe cement. Tape the box up with everyday packaging tape. Use a junkmail's postage-paid envelope and tape it neatly to the top cover of the box. NEATLY. And mail it off. This is what I call a "sustainable solution." I no longer spend my time writing back saying "please take me off your mailing list." Instead, I say "Please send me more of your crap, so I can mail you a car that I compressed in the junk yard." Do not, and I really mean do NOT create your own "paid postage" card, mail hazardus materials, or mail anything dangerous. That's bad news bears. All of this has the following results: -Saving trees. If they stop mailing you junk mail, it will save trees and keep the landfills empty! Yay! -This lightens the load that taxpayers have to pay because spamers, scammers, and junk mailers foot the bill! -Maybe if we do this enough, the USPS will make so much money, that they can lower the cost of postage. - Creating employment opportunities. The post office keeps cutting staff because of lack of buisness; this gives the post office a huge source of income from the credit card scam companies. -Preventing obnoxious junk mail. Maybe these junk mailers simply don't know they are annoying people? If that's the case, they will learn very quickly, I hope! -This makes me laugh uncontrollably! -Saving trees. If they stop mailing you junk mail, it will save trees and keep the landfills empty! Yay! -Maybe someone will click the yahoo ads and I'll make like, 10 cents |
| Tell a friend! Also, logs are auto-deleted every 6 hours so I cannot keep your info anywhere, ever.
| ||||||||||||||
FAQ's Q: How much does this cost the recipient? Q: Is this legal? Q: Does this cost anything? Q: Does this help American families? Q: Can I mail these junk mailers used underwear? Q: Please? Q: Is this myspace? Q: I washed these underwears really really thoroughly, can I send them? Q: Have you ever done this before? Q: How do you choose which junk mailer to send these packages to? Q: Where do I get free boxes? Q: What's the link to that Rachael blog? Q: I heard your friend Kim jumped off a bridge because Thursday wouldn't end. Is she ok? Q: Can I use this to get free postage to recipients other than junk mailers? Q: Can I send drugs? Q: Can I send.... Every penny donated goes DIRECTLY towards this project. Usually that means boxes, but right now I'm saving up to buy a bunch of concrete. If there is more money than needed, I will donate the excess money to Victims Of Violent Crime charity (since I couldn't find a post office charity) Disclaimer: This site is for educational and humor purposes. If anyone mails things, that's their own doing. | ||||||||||||||
Why go Postal.
Postal I do understand why people take this root. I received 3 separate serious injuries during my 1970-74 tour in the Marine Corps (MC). I killed others with a bayonet. I every day remember as I removed my hand from his mouth this who appeared to be 11 or 12 yr old die as he fell to the ground. I took my weapon back from him and moved on. I came back to a nation with a traumatic brain injury. I only had the memory of life as a Marine. The MC released me into a society I did not belong. I to this day question and have trouble understanding. I started life in the middle. The foundation of learning and memory one receives from childhood, I do not have. I had killed before I remember meeting my family, VA Dr’s have referred to me as a test case, to see how someone with no memory reacts. Yesterday some one told me I have demon’s in my head. I came with in seconds of killing myself. Reality no longer exists in my world. I did not kill my self because I saw a picture of the new GM mini-mini (Trax). I saw hope that if a U.S. business can move on with all it’s trouble I must continue to volunteer help other U.S. citizens. It does not take brains to be a Marine, just a unwavering love for the United States.
The Madbury NH selectmen openly admit to using government powers to destroy people they do not like. Judge Peter Fauver commits 29 or more Constitutional crimes to harm the individual while protecting the Madbury selectmen. I volunteer my time to help this family and the NH judicial system cover’s up Fauver’s criminal acts. The NH state government uses the power of government to cover up the crimes and to inflict pain and suffering on my family to stop my volunteering help to this family. The newspapers continuously degrade my character in the public eye. The newspapers and state governor interfered with a free election in which I ran this last year. When I ran for local school board the newspapers so damage my image that I heard a child as I past on the street ask his Parents “if I am the man if elected will kill the kids in his school”.
There is not a conspiracy here. Just a complacent society that is only interested in it’s self. People are so afraid if they speak to loudly the government and friends of will come down on them as it has me. Going Postal is a solution. I will never harm other United States citizens. Killing my self is another solution. It is funny how a little car can give hope that someone will help this United States Marine. I volunteer because I came back alive. I should not have. Better men than me died and I will not let you destroy what they gave their lives for. This is a great country that has a Constitution which gives this Madbury NH family equal rights to be protected by the law no matter how long it takes. I do understand. I just do not know what?
Peter Macdonald Sgt USMC Semper Fi 465 Packersfalls rd Lee NH 03824 603-659-6217
e-mail this to the NH governor at john.lynch@nh.gov
Why go Postal.
Postal I do understand why people take this root. I received 3 separate serious injuries during my 1970-74 tour in the Marine Corps (MC). I killed others with a bayonet. I every day remember as I removed my hand from his mouth this who appeared to be 11 or 12 yr old die as he fell to the ground. I took my weapon back from him and moved on. I came back to a nation with a traumatic brain injury. I only had the memory of life as a Marine. The MC released me into a society I did not belong. I to this day question and have trouble understanding. I started life in the middle. The foundation of learning and memory one receives from childhood, I do not have. I had killed before I remember meeting my family, VA Dr’s have referred to me as a test case, to see how someone with no memory reacts. Yesterday some one told me I have demon’s in my head. I came with in seconds of killing myself. Reality no longer exists in my world. I did not kill my self because I saw a picture of the new GM mini-mini (Trax). I saw hope that if a U.S. business can move on with all it’s trouble I must continue to volunteer help other U.S. citizens. It does not take brains to be a Marine, just a unwavering love for the United States.
The Madbury NH selectmen openly admit to using government powers to destroy people they do not like. Judge Peter Fauver commits 29 or more Constitutional crimes to harm the individual while protecting the Madbury selectmen. I volunteer my time to help this family and the NH judicial system cover’s up Fauver’s criminal acts. The NH state government uses the power of government to cover up the crimes and to inflict pain and suffering on my family to stop my volunteering help to this family. The newspapers continuously degrade my character in the public eye. The newspapers and state governor interfered with a free election in which I ran this last year. When I ran for local school board the newspapers so damage my image that I heard a child as I past on the street ask his Parents “if I am the man if elected will kill the kids in his school”.
There is not a conspiracy here. Just a complacent society that is only interested in it’s self. People are so afraid if they speak to loudly the government and friends of will come down on them as it has me. Going Postal is a solution. I will never harm other United States citizens. Killing my self is another solution. It is funny how a little car can give hope that someone will help this United States Marine. I volunteer because I came back alive. I should not have. Better men than me died and I will not let you destroy what they gave their lives for. This is a great country that has a Constitution which gives this Madbury NH family equal rights to be protected by the law no matter how long it takes. I do understand. I just do not know what?
Peter Macdonald Sgt USMC Semper Fi 465 Packersfalls rd Lee NH 03824 603-659-6217
e-mail this to the NH governor at john.lynch@nh.gov
I don't have anything to say, really... I just come here occasionally, for some "comedy" from a particular blog. My real blog is hidden, for obvious reasons.
(expanded 03/21/06)
(expanded again 06/09/06)
About me:
I am a loner.
Having been illegally fired from a ***$13-an-hour*** job at a postal encoding center (for having an emergency appendectomy), I now make about $7000 a year bagging asshole customers' groceries.
I am socially inept (read: ruined for life) because I was constantly sheltered, and in addition, I *was not raised*. Until I was 18, the only peer-to-peer interactions in my life were during school hours. I was disallowed to attend dances, parties, proms, ANYTHING. My mother once threatened to have me arrested if I went out... to CHURCH. That's about as much of a testament I can give to her character.
I'm destined to go through life not knowing some of the most basic things about myself, because my parents have sworn to take it all to the grave.
I once drove off for a real meet with someone that I had met online -- and the moment I got back, my evil parents threatened to have me hospitalized. So from that point on, I had to deny myself and kiss their asses constantly. My total lifetime expenditure on the girl totals only $86, but my parents are still making me pay, over two years later. I have since moved on to GREENER FRICKIN' PASTURES -- but they won't even recognize that.
I gave my all for her, but I got shit in the end. That doesn't make my parents hate me any less.
They now mandate that I work every day of my life, until I drop dead -- because they want to make sure I never again have the time to drive off and meet anyone else. To them, everyone and everything I like is WRONG. (But if they think that particular girl is the only person I've met online, they are deceiving themselves.) Of all the people I've met online, only one lives in the same state as me.
I like video games. My parents don't just dislike them -- for them, it's a *major psychotic fuckin' hatred*, and they want to destroy my entire collection. They're the type of people who would, in a second, pulverize it all with a hammer, and then smash my hands into a bloody, irreparable mess, so that I could never play again.
From the looks of things, I'll be under their thumbs for a long, long time to come. I probably won't see another free day in my life, for 35 to 50 years.
That's pretty much all I can tell you about me for right now... because that's basically all there is to my life. Questions?
Showing 1 - 5. [ Next ]