I went to "Popeyes Chicken" last night for dinner, or at least I thought I would be having dinner. I ordered the chicken with buttermilk biscuits, fries, and cole slaw. The dummy behind the counter said, "That'll be $6.49 sir. I reached into my pocket and whipped out my ATM card. The dummy informed me that the "establishment" doesn't take ATM cards, so I whipped out a Visa card. Dummy said, "No credit cards either mister, cash only"
I was pissed. I looked in my wallet and all I had in the way of cash was a $5.00 bill. I hadn't gone to the bank yesterday, and I was low on cash. I asked the dummy why a restaurant wouldn't take an ATM card or a credit card. The guy said, "I don't make the rules, I just enforce them....
The little fucker couldn't have been more than 17/18? years old. I told him to get the manager. He said the manager had already gone home for the night. By this time I was really annoyed. I was hungry, and I wanted my fucking chicken dinner. I told the guy if he didn't take the ATM card and hand me my food, I'd come behind the counter and serve myself.
The boy looked scared. The lady behind me was anxious to get her own food and offered to pay the difference for me, which came out to $1.49. I thanked her a thousand times over. I took my basket of food from asswipe behind the counter.
I sat at a table and devoured my chicken, fries, buttermilk biscuits, and cole slaw..... God damn was it good. Popeyes knows how to make some great tasting chicken. They are even better than KFC. As I sat eating my meal I noticed three heavyset black women eating their own chicken dinners. I was amazed to see them eating every fucking thing, including the veins and the bones. I could not believe they actually ate the bones too.
They noticed me watching them and one of them said, "Whatchoo you lookin at white boy".... I was embarrassed to say the least, but I had to ask them why they were eating the bones.....The loud mouth of the trio said, " Nigga, I don't let nuthin go to waste.....I replied, "Yeah, I can see that by the size of your fat ass".
The lady got up and approached me and said, "What'd you say mutha fuckah, I know you don't be talkin to me likes dat"
I tossed what was left on my plate at her (veins & bones) and high tailed it out of there fast....I could hear the three lardass's laughing like banshee's inside. I even saw two of them go back up to the counter to order seconds.........
