Pokemon @ MindSay

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Although there's been no factor to alter my mood into feeling better or worse, I woke up feeling rather shit - and currently still do.
Today's been boring, to an extent.

I've alternated between around five games:

I started off with Super Mario Galaxy, now playing through Luigi's scenario. I've gotten to around 40 stars, so I'm around 1/4 of the way through completing it.
One thing is certain though, it's a lot easier the second time through. I've done the Rolling Gizmo trial galaxy without even losing a single life - with Mario, I'd fallen off the edges a few times.
And of course there was the matter of Bouldergeist's Dardevil Run - I did that in about four attempts, when it took me countless hours the first time. How odd.

I then grew bored of it and switched to playing on my Playstation.
I finished off Asterix - which took me longer than I'd expected. Some of the levels are even more of a cunt than the hardest platformer games. Asterix is a strategy/platformer crossover - it's reasonable, but very frustrating.
I'd also like to shamelessly admit that I completed it on EASY. I shall never be able to complete it on anything higher - the Roman invaders re-claiming all of my captured territories was too aggravating to bear on easy, and that's only when they do about 2 attacks a turn, with shitty AI.

Following this, I finished off Army Men: Sarge's Heroes.
All I can say is that the final mission looks like a pile of piss, but one wrong move and you either get kaned by the soldiers with bazookas, blown to bits by an airstrike, eaten by the poodle or burned by the robots.
Fucking ridiculous. Video games have taken a serious decline in difficulty since the 90s with the N64 and the PS1. Some of the games are beyond a joke. :)

Which leads me nicely to game number four.
ODDWORLD: ABE'S ODDYSEE.

Really, what the hell. :)
No difficulty setting - so there's no room for adventure/platformer beginners here.
Infinite lives yes - but I think if there wasn't, there would have been a 350% increase in smashed consoles and TV screens. Limited lives would render this game impossible, almost.

I know I'm going to get the bad ending - I don't know where all the secret Mudokons are - and even then, I couldn't save some of the ones I did find. Ridiculous puzzles - one wrong move and you or they end up burned, electrocuted, blown into bloody chunks, eaten, blown up, smashed by falling meat, shot, crushed or generally mutilated. :)

For a PS1 game, it's surprisingly gory. The graphics are pretty good too. I was impressed when I started playing it again - forgetting how good they were.
I honestly don't think I'll EVER complete this - but we'll just have to see... Not that I'm holding much hope in myself.

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I finished off the night with an hour of Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - collecting another drop of myhrr to bring my save onto the fourth year. Then I re-did one of the earlier dungeons.
I'm trying to see if I can collect all of the artifacts - which means re-doing some of them.

I was thinking as I played it - wow, I haven't played this since I was staying at nana's.
That was like March.

Jamie decided to be a prick on Facebook - writing shit on my wall.
He said I was shit at games - so I replied with I'd like to see him beat me at Brawl.
Then of course he has to be a cocky cunt and then insult the game I challenged him to - saying it's a button basher with no skill involved.
It SO isn't. He clearly doesn't play games before insulting them.

So I said his arguments were biased, ignorant and clearly pulled out of his own arse.
Then he said that I hadn't changed, it's still too easy to annoy me. So I deleted his post and blocked him on MSN - he can fuck off for the moment, he's a total prick.

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I finally succumed to the appeal of playing new games that I've had for months upon end and never even put into a game system. Taken off their wrapping, yes - but never put into a system.

So I played Pokémon Ranger: Shadows Of Almia.
I wasn't sure on what to expect from it - but from what I've played so far, it seems okay. :)

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I've really jumped from one game to another today.
I spent a while sorting out my Farmville - after I expanded to a bigger farm, I deleted a row of fields and moved all my animals to the north. It looks pretty cool now.

I spent a while playing on Final Fantasy VII - and I got sexy Cait Sith up to LEVEL 99. :D
It won't be long until Cloud and Tifa join him.

Then I have the tedious task of getting the other members up too - they're all on like like level 78... Cloud and Tifa are on 98 and 96, respectivley.

I got the master magic and master command materia too.
I'm going to see if you can blend materia more than once.
I'll try for another master magic or command crystal - and it if it works, I could end up with one for each character. :D

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Taylor came to my town on Animal Crossing: Wild World today.
I asked her if she'd help me to upgrade Nook's shop - so she went and bought something, then kept hitting my character with her axe.
So I kept making my character cry with the emotion icons.

I shouldn't have left my golden shovel infront of my house.
Okay, it was hacked, I don't mind that much - I'd be fuming if I got it legally.

TAYLOR STOLE IT.

I'd even given her a few bags of 99,000 bells and bitch stole my golden shovel!
Grrrrrrrrrrr...

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And I've started a new save on Pokémon Diamond.
Taylor was begging me to - she wants me to see if I can get her a Japanese Ditto.
It'll be a while till I get to the National Dex stage, but I'll try it for her.

I need to replay Diamond anyway.
And if people are unreasonable on the GTS...
I have an Action Replay.
I'll trade them BADLY HACKED MEWS.
Their nickname will be COCKFACE.

I hacked a Grotle for someone who was offering a level 7 fucking Onix.
I nicknamed it TWAT.
That'll teach them for being unreasonable.

Mwah ha ha.
When hacks are used for good causes, everyone wins. :D

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Summer Accomplishments:
- Finished off the Battle CDs on Pokémon XD: Gale Of Darkness

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AT FUCKING LAST - I'm finally up-to-date with these blogs.
I've noticed that if I write a blog on the night of the actual day, it's WAY more detailed than if I leave it blank and update it later.

Hear me Dixie - no blank blogs - unless you're falling asleep on your keyboard or there's a pressing matter, like the ceiling being forced to cave in by the elves dancing in the loft.
Mmm, yes Dixie... :(

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As I knew I would end up doing - I managed to finish off all 50 Battle CDs on Pokémon XD.

And I caught enough useless wild Pokémon to swap all my uber stuff from Collosseum onto my XD save.
That way I can have all the Pokémon on the better game - and have a whole white memory card free.

One never knows when I'm going to get more games.
(I mean seriously, I can hardly see myself playing Doshin The Giant anytime soon. That fucker takes up a whole 50+ blocks.)

Oddly enough though - it's taken me nearly all day to do that.

In the meantime, I had my GameCube set up alongside my Wii  - I had Mario Party 5 running with a 50-turn all-computer board. Tee hee, it can unlock mini-games FOR me. I don't have to do A THING.
Wah ha ha ha.....

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I actually ventured out of the house today - shock fucking horror.
Mam wanted me to go to the chemists and pick up some medicine for her.
I did so - listening to Lisa on my way. I listened to Extreme, Rammstein, Cannibal Corpse and Unearth. Not a bad combination.

I'm thinking of re-making the NEW PLAYLIST. Some of the songs are getting stale. That and I need to make room for the new legendary tunes making their way into my brain. :)

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On my way back, I stopped into Asif's and bought a Yorkie.
I was served by that random woman with the short grey hair and the glasses.
She said to me: "Eeee, I haven't seen YOU in a while."

I used to go there every Saturday with Adam and buy Cherry Coke, crisps and chocolate.
Of course, that's before the "credit crunch". Ah, the days when chocolate bars used to be 40p...

I replied: "I'm still here." - and I smiled.

She was really kind to me as well - I said: "Can I have a Yorkie please?"
She goes: "OF COURSE YOU CAN DARLIN'!"
(Of course, this amused me, but I kept my giggles in.)

Because it's so warm recently, and they don't keep the chocolate in a fridge - it was starting to melt.
But it was at the point where it's good melting - not bad melting.
Not melting to the point where it makes you look like you've been anally fingering someone with the runs - just melting to the point where when it enters your mouth, it slowly melts on your tongue.

It was that tasty, I'd actually finished it before I got back in the house. :D

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I made myself fish fingers and chicken noodles - drank about 5 pints of water with ice-cubes, then went back to Pokémon XD.

My team now is:
- a level 76 Jolteon ("Spike")
- a level 74 Breloom ("Loonie")
- a level 93 Espeon  ("Emily")
- and a level 91 Typhlosion ("Volvic")

(All of which are nicknamed after characters in my fan fiction TFATH.)
I can't be fucking arsed with the Orre Collosseum. I can't be bothered with levelling them all to 100.

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It's so mint - because I've gotten into the habit of drinking shitloads of water - my piss is CLEAR.
Just the way piss should be. Practically clear, with a minor tinge of yellow to it.
It's so refreshing too. Not like that semi-dehydrated piss that feels like you're passing treacle out of your twat.

(Number of graphic metaphors in this blog... currently 2. :D)

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According to my Backloggery - 40% of my games are unfinished.
That's not bad - it works out at about 72 that I need to complete.
Rofl, I have all the fucking time in the world.

(Well, all the time until September anyway.)

Can't believe I've only been left college for like a week and a bit.
It feels like AGES.

At least tomorrow I'll have something - or to be more exact somone, to entertain me.
I was going to go to Ash's tomorrow, but I can't - dad would have ended up dropping me off at 7:30AM.

10:30AM is DAFT EARLY.
But 7:30AM is FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY STUPIDLY BASTARD EARLY.

And Ash wouldn't like that.
Pmsl, I don't think I fucking would either. :)

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Shelly's been on the phone to me a lot today.
She's actually managed to get a signal out in the middle of nowhere.
The silly cow's gone and got sunstroke. She's been throwing up and getting dizzy all day.
If I was there with her, I'd rub after-sun on her back and make her feel better.

Despite the shitty signal failing on occassion, we've had some pretty insightful conversation today.
Disregarding the fucking twenty minutes  we spent talking about fucking STAIRS.

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This blog hasn't stayed on one fucking topic, has it?
Lmfao. From Pokémon XD to pissing treacle.
Oh, the wonders of my disturbed and disorganised mind.

This blog has quite a happy tone to it - considering that "Dixie currently feels depressed."
Hmm, I think I have bi-polar disorder.
YAY! :D