Pms @ MindSay

I think women should have the power to postpone their periods.

Because I DO NO WANT to be PMS-ing as I pack to go back to school and not return home for 3 months. Cause that does not help with the whole homesickness and I'm sad crap. I was going to cry about going back anyway, but now my hormones have decided that crying needs to be kicked up to the next level and turned into plain old suffering!

 

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

-Gabby

Have researchers found out why in the hell women eat like truck drivers with a tapeworm when that time of the month comes around?

 

I didn't eat lunch today because I had to run errands right after work.  I came home and ate some leftovers from yesterday because my stomach was growling like pissed off bear.  I was satiated for approximately 20 minutes.  Now I am RAVENOUS! I'm trying to wait until the husband finishes cooking.  He was so excited because he wanted to try frying chicken for the first time. I told him what he needed and how to go about cooking it. Now it is smelling so good that I'm salivating!

Dixie currently feels:

Annoyed

 

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Seven reasons why Dixie is annoyed:

 

1. - The smiley went to the top of the screen again.

2. - I'm bored.

3. - I want to write and I can't.

4. - Guitar Hero is getting so bloody hard on Expert.

5. - I'm on a heavy flow period, I've been on for a week and it shows no signs of stopping...

6. - My bedroom's messy and I can't be bothered cleaning it.

7. - I keep making TYPOS.

 

 

 

...So, as I have nothing else to do, I'm going to make some more LISTS.

Lists are indeed, very fun.

 

 

Dixie's ten favourite Blackmore's Night songs:

 

1) Fires At Midnight

2) Morning Star

3) Under A Violet Moon

4) Shadow Of The Moon

5) Ghost Of A Rose

6) Greensleeves

7) Wind Dance Of The Fairies

8) Castles And Dreams

9) Avalon

10) Wind In The Willows

 

 

Dixie's five biggest fears:

 

1) Dentists

2) Needles

3) Heights

4) Spiders

5) Death

 

 

Dixie's twelve favourite random quotes, made by herself:

 

1) "Children of the sea!"

2) "Brunette is just another word for shit."

3) "Emily can wear a shoe, wash yer bowl!"

4) "Hmmm... MARZIPAN."

5) "Brita filters are funny."

6) "Too many cabbages, not enough Hilda."

7) "Yes you ARE going to ASDA!"

8) "I pressed BROWN."

9) "My mam's a balsamic vinegar."

10) "Who the fuck is Roxanne!?"

11) "Where did I put that chicken leg?"

12) "You and your shorts!"

 

Dixie's eight favourite voices on her keyboards:

 

1) Overdrive

2) Pan flute

3) Ocarina

4) Comet

5) Synth guitar

6) Clarinet

7) Banjo

8) Machine gun

 

Dixie's ten favourite songs on Guitar Hero III:

 

1) Holiday In Cambodia - Dead Kennedys

2) Prayer Of The Refugee - Rise Against

3) Heir Kommt Alex - Die Toten Hosen

4) Raining Blood - Slayer

5) Avalancha - Heroes Del Silencio

6) Sabotage - Beastie Boys

7) Bulls On Parade - Rage Against The Machine

8) Cherub Rock - Smashing Pumpkins

9) Radio Song - Superbus

10) Cult Of Personality - Living Colour

 

 

Random habits Dixie has when she plays video games:

 

- Dixie holds down the Whammy bar constantly when playing Guitar Hero, and tries to whammy every single sustain.

 

- Dixie cannot play Mario Kart sat up straight, she has to lie down.

 

- Dixie only uses her left thumb for one button when she plays Dancing Stage: Mario Mix on the controller - the B button.

 

- Dixie taps the sides of the bongos in Donkey Konga instead of clapping.

 

- Dixie cannot play Guitar Hero unless she is sat upright with her feet crossed.

 

- Dixie cannot play Final Fantasy VII without a drink next to her.

 

- Dixie cannot play Sonic Adventure 2: Battle without singing along to the BGM.

 

- Dixie cannot use the analog stick to play Bust-A-Move 4; she has to use the D-pad.

 

- Dixie can only do one level on Wario Ware: Smooth Moves whilst she is sat down; Mona's level.

 

- Dixie cannot play Tekken 2 without speaking the announcer's lines out loud when he says them.

 

- Dixie cannot play Mario Kart: DS without shouting "BLUE SHELL!!!" every time one is present.

 

 

- Dixie cannot play chapter 3 of Paper Mario: TTYD without laughing at everything.

• Geez us! I've been a hormonal maniac the last few days.  I got into another cussin' and cleaning rage. Why is there always fucking pennies and clothes hangers on the floor??? I swear I must've collected at least 5 dollars worth of pennies on the damn floor!  I have change recepticles all over the damn house, but they aren't as accessible as the floor I suppose!  As I got ready to drop of the kiddo to school, I noticed that I had my hair in this gawd-awful 50's hairstyle!  I looked like Joan Crawford.  I guess I was channeling her this weekend.  "I'm not mad at YOU kiddo, I'm mad at the pennies!" Guess who's seen Mommy Dearest way too many times?

 

 

• I'm not as freaked out over this test as I was over the last test we took in my Bio-Psych / Neurology class. This test should be much easier -- even the professor said so.  That doesn't mean that I should slack off the way I am. Lucky for me, there may be some evidence according to my professor that a woman's cognitive abilities slightly increase when her estrogen levels are their highest. They reach their highest level during ovulation and remain raised until menstruation. So thanks to my current state of PMS, I may be bitchier, but my cognitive abilities are slightly higher right now and should still be relatively high on Thursday when I take my test.  Then again, based on some of the racist "research" I've read lately, since I'm genetically predispositioned to be intellectually inferior and more violent, my estrogen levels won't do me any good.  I may just get frustrated trying to fill out my scantron sheet and bust a cap in my professor's ass.

 

• I decided to give up refined sugars until Christmas due to the fact that I ate enough sugar over the Thanksgiving break to put Imperial out of business.  I am going to the store after I pick up the kiddo to buy some honey for my coffee. I'm actually considering sweetening my sweet potato pies with honey instead of sugar. I'll just sweeten one with honey, and the other with sugar.  It should be interesting.

Ah yes. It's that lovely time of constant chocolate craving, acne, Back-ne and angry house cleaning. You know, the cleaning that is accompanied by muttering and cursing under your breath. 

"Were you people raised by fucking wolves? Why the hell would someone come home, take off their pants in the doorway and walk off? How many cotton-picking pairs of big assed tennis shoes do you need?  Hello????  Can you rinse out a dish instead of leaving milk in it to curdle? That's it! I'm throwing every shittin' assed toy away! I swear to the Almighty I will..."

 

Anyway, you get the picture. The Überbitch is in full affect. Just leave the chocolate covered almonds and the chocolate covered pretzels by the door and step away post-haste!