Pist @ MindSay

Well even though I knew the kids didn't have school till 10 am due to the weather, I still got up at 6 am so I could make sure there was school.  School got cxled and hour and half later due to the wind and snow.  Randy said the roads were terrible and the kids are upset as hell about not going to tkd tonight.  Oh well they will get over it.

 

The kids have kept themselves busy.  The TV has been on more than usual but in truth they haven't really been watch.  DeLaney played restaurant and Coltin proceeded to jump front kick into my couches the majority of the day.  They also went outside for a good hour, snow boarding, sledding, and building a odd looking short snowman in the powdered snow.  I called it a troll snowman cause it looked so odd.

 

I cleaned up my kitchen and have not done much else today.  I am waiting for Randy to get home so I can unwind by picking up my room before dinner.  After everyone is in bed, I will do my work outs and then take a long hot bath.

 

I noticed my upstairs furnace was struggling to kick in so I went out and checked the propane level.  Randy was very glad when I called that he was NOT home.  I grew up in an old school house so my parents kept the temp at 68 or 69 degrees because it was a bitch to try and heat all the time.  My sister and I keep our houses which are booth old but better insulated at the same temp.  Her hubby has issues with the temp but Randy likes to jack up my thermastate to 70 if he is "too cold".  Well after seeing my propane level between 5-10 % after I just filled last month I am LIVID!  

 

SO I called over to the company we get propane from and first I can't get any till tomorrow.  And second those mofoers expect me to pay my entire balance tomorrow before they fill.  I have been a customer with them before we moved to TX and OK, paid that bill off and then when we got back I just reopened my cleared out account with them!  They patched me over to one of the owners.  Donna.  Donna can kiss my fat cold pink ass!  She agreed to get me a half of a tank tomorrow morning if I either pay my previous balance of $500 bucks compeletly off or give $250-$300 dollars tomorrow and pay the rest off by the end of the month including tomorrows fill up!  This boggled me massively.  I have ALWAYS paid my propane bill off for winter no later then April and I have had over $1000 worth of propane two different years and Donna has NEVER made me do that!

 

Well she got a tad bit pist when I said soooooooo, since companies in Pender are suing the Omaha Tribe over the added liquour tax, you are now taking it out on anyone living close to Macy?  And if that isn't the case you can't get your snotty stuck up friends who live in Pender and the other all white communities to pay their bills you are NOW taking it out on paying customers?  She didn't say a word to either.  I said fine.  I need at least a half of a tank, you can get $250 bucks tomorrow and the dayum bill will be paid off by the end of the month.  Say your welcome to your hubby tonight when you see him Donna, cause you jsut drove away YET another paying customer with your bullshit!

 

I then called my Aunty and asked her for the other companies phone number that they and the farm use.  I thought it was odd when we moved back that my Aunty and Uncle weren't using Donna's company anymore but I never gave it a thought.  My Aunt gave me the number and said well I'm not suprised.  You will like Stat Brothers.  I called and handed Randy is scrawny pink cold ass to him again and informed him he will be investing and updating the themerostates to electronic ones and he will NOT touch them if he values his life.  I should NOT have had to fill up this propane tank till the end of Febuary middle of March!  I am pist!

 

And on that note, I am listening to the kids scrap the snow off the side walk again and I have a load of laundry going.  I really should go down stairs and dust my living room and dinning room and vaccum but I am soooooo upset at this time that I am going to go calm down first. 

 

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First let me get this out of the way real fast:  You don't like what I have to say or blog about, don't fucking bother coming to my blog cause this one is going to be harsh hitting on anyone who torked me off in the last 24 hours till this morning.

 

Second, if your an idiot, greedy, selfish, dumbass, and dont' like what I have to say too fucking bad!  The truth hurts!  Just ask my hubby!

 

Third, if you talk smack about my sister (clan sister), remember, I may not live in her area of the US and she may not be bitching about anything, BUT I always find out and you best be running scared because once I get my bills settled up I will come for a visit and YOU won't like me!

 

Okay, can ANYONE explain why everyone thinks stay home mom's don't have shit to do?  Seriously?  I took a couple of days away from the house and folks tried bitchign to me about it.   I wasn't HOME!  GET OVER IT! I baby sat my girl Tab's baby to give her old man a break.  Men can't handle staying home like women.  Women usually snap after at least a year maybe two, every man i know that stays home with their kids or single dad snap with in the first 3-6 months and needs a break.  Wusses! 

 

Anyway, my hosue is slowly but surely getting back to the way it was before my surgery.  I still have to paint the ceiling in my kitchen, finish priming my hallway, move the coffee table and one end table up to my bedroom to make room in my house for thanksgiving and do you think I get any help?  NO!  This is on top of running the kids here and there.  They have been pills lately because their dad has been gone so they got themselves grounded from taekowndo this week.  No skin off MY back.  I have gotten a lovely week home in the evenings minus last night because they had CCD class.

 

I am trying to get ready for winter and dealign with issues with the propane company.  Fucking new ppl in the office best get informed how their accounts are run otherwise I'll take my 600-1000 dollar a year business to your competetor!  Threatening lil girls fresh out of highschool or in college doens't float my boat but fuck with my heat for this winter I'll tear ya a knew one!  I am getting my tank filled either today or tomorrow. 

 

Then Randy.  Don't get me started ON RANDY.  Why are men such idiots!  The dipshit hasn't been home in two weeks, knows I am in a bad need of a break, the kids and I both miss him, and we have to finish up wintirizing the house before it actually gets cold enough where I have to turn the furnace on!  And what does that DIPSHIT with no common sense do to set me off last night and this morning?  LET ME TELL YOU!

 

The actual foreman on the job is also a farmer.  And his wife does the majority of the work and they hire in some help for planting and harvesting.  Randy is tech in charge of the project because the "farmer" doens't want to be a foreman just an electricition and Randy is doing all his work plus the farmers!  Is it MY problem or Randy's problem that Farmer Brown is a sucky ass electriction or a sucky ass farmer?  NO!  So what does my shitty ass hubby agree to do for Farmer Brown who can't run a farm and can't control workers for the project and pawns it off on Randy?  Randy agrees to forgo one of his days off so dumb ass Farmer Brown can get back to the home area and help with harvesting!  WITHOUT TALKING TO ME!  WITH OUT ASKING ME IF IT WAS OKAY!  And wonders why I WENT THE FARK OFF ON HIS SCRAWNY WHITE ASS!  Randy realized after I said dont' bother coming home for one fucking day, thinking I am going to cook for you, clean for you, do your laundry and have you say your too fucking tired to do anythign around this house or with your kids and your wife and then ahve you turn around and run to the job office and shop for your work!  STAY THE FUCK AT THE DAYUM HOTEL IF YOU CAN'T LEARN TO PUT YOUR FAMILY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE OR YOUR JOB!  IT IS NOT MY FAULT FARMER BROWN IS A PART TIME FARMER AND A PART TIME ELECTRION AND IF HIS FARM GOES UNDER NOT MY PROBLEM!  HIS WIFE CAN CALL IN HIS GROWN ASS KIDS TO HELP OUT THEY ALL LIVE INT HE AREA!  YOU MY DUMB ASS HUBBY HAVE SMALL CHILDREN AT HOME AND A WIFE THAT WON'T PUT UP WITH STUPID ASS BULLCRAP!

 

Then dipshit thought he would get away with negoiating tomorrow off and coming home tonight, going to IA for a night and taking Sunday off.  HOw the hell is he suppose to take time for his kids when they are in school the full fucking day tomorrow?  That is a man's reasoning right htere!  He finally got wise to the fact if I even heard his voice this morning he was going to get an earful and I told him he best figure something out to take a full two days off with OUT going up to the shop on one of them to get equipment or he can stay the fuck away from me, file divorce, and have me up at his job office raising some massive hell about how if Farmer Brown takes away from my family one more time that I will file a labor board complant over the hours Randy puts in!  And if he didn't want to be home with us just tell us because I don't need him.  I will have the majority of his check for child support and at least 9 years of alimony plus NE has a lil by law in divorce that non custiodal spouse has to pay 1/3 of the day care while custiodal parent is at work if one should push for it and you all know I would; all on top of alimony and child support! 

 

So we went from the phone to im's so I could yell at him in CAPS .  The man wisely told Farmer Brown that if he didn't take a full two days off that he would be a 2 timed divorced broken and beaten man and that if they couldn't get the owner to come down Monday to cover for Farmer Brown that Farmer Brown couldn't go home to harvest.   I got a call from the owner of Randy's company in charge of this project informing me he would be down at the job site on Monday to cover for Farmer Brown and that Randy will have TWO FULL DAYS off.  I informed owner he best get his shit together because I am getting down right onery and if I have to I will sue the company for emotional, mental, and physical strain on my children and myself for having their dad gone for over 7 months when he was orginally hired for "occasional travel".  Owner went SHIT and said we will get him home soon I promise!  I told him don't make me any promises you can't keep son cause I'll take the food right out of your babies mouth to prove mypoint to you and yours about taking time and money from me and mine!

 

While Randy and I were negoiating okay me telling him what days he will be home the rest of the month minus his normal days off, I got a pm checking on me from serveral of my clan members and some really good friends.............for ms dipshit talk crap about my sister and any of her body parts again when you can't even take care of your own biz concernign your family, you will find out why I am rarely called in to handle anything with the tuatha!  I am fucking mean, don't put up with bullshit, and tell you the fucking truth about how you are acting and I dont' give a RATS FUCKING ASS WHO YOU ARE IN THE TUATHA!  And I hold grudges for a LONG TIME and even if I ease up on maybe letting the offense go, I DON'T FORGET AND YOU GET PUT UNDER MY MICROSCOPE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN THE TUATHA!  You all think my brother is a bad ass, but remember my brother is my baby brother and if you piss him or my sister off, hurt them with words or actions, or are an idiot to even think of going after my baby girl in any form with your jelousy, greed, and your lack of self esteem YOU GET TO DEAL WITH ME! 

 

The only folks that have been on my good side last night and this morning so far are; my kids, my folks, and my girl tab and her man joe.  They don't have a phone to get a hold of me and I promised them to borrow my vaccum today and give them a tub of burger to get by till next pay day because Tab had to get her gas turned back on due to the weather turning colder!  I have no way of getting a hold of them to tellt hem I will be in later instead of first thing in the morning and they aren't calling and bitching nor are they worried about me not doing what I said I would do. 

 

I am feeling pissy, depressed, frustrated, hurt, and down right mean today.  Mind your manners or leave me the fuck alone!

Well I have been biting my tongue out of respect to my dad over a lot of things even though we do "dicuss" things.  But remember when I said some folks are going to come down off their pedestals a while back?  Well the first casuality is my sister.

 

I told her how my therapy appointment went and she totally agreed and said what featherdawn said!  And then we went on about how her weekend went and how her work is going.  Little back ground from here.  My moms is an RN and my sister is an RN with a BS in Biology and Minor in Chemestry.  I worked as a CNA for 5 years.  My sister and I both have worked nursing homes and my mom has only ever worked Hospital settings.  Now my sister is a floor nurse at one of the major county hospitals for her area after getting out of ER after 10 years.

 

Okay we got to talkign about how eventually in my dottering old age I will be like our father and end up in constant pain and in a wheel chair.  My dad isn't to the wheelchair part yet but it is only a matter of time now.  My sister procedded to tell me that there was no excuse for my bitching when I put myself through pain and blah blah blha.  I can live with her spouting she knows NOTHING about orthopedics nor what it is like to have bad knees or any bad joint for that matter.  I even got her ass on her trying to spout off on my Diabetes.  She has Thyroid deises and if she doesn't get her weight down she will end up with Diabetes.  That didn't piss her off this is on of our normal arguements.  What did piss her off was my defending the old Geratrics at my therapy session!

 

She goes I would have told those people off!  I said oh T they don't know any better!  That is how they were raised and in a way they have earned the right to spout.  As long as I didn't take offense what is the big deal.  And then she procedded to say that is why I would never make a good nursing home nurse is because I worked to long as a CNA if I ever wanted to be a nurse that is.  I said bullshit.  You as a Nurse that worked in a Nursing home have NO CLUE how to react or interact wtih the residents!  All nurses do is paperwork because you all don't know how to put the residents before paperwork.  And if you don't like what I have to say to dayum bad.  I have taken on more LPN/LPVs, RNs, DONs, and Adminstrators then you have ever thought of.  You are too afraid to open your dayum mouth.  Nurses handle paperwork and pass pills and pass on the information that CNA's gather to the docs and family.  Then you all have the NERVE to get PIST when CNA's are short handed (which is all the time) and need some help.  Goddess forbide you all stay past quiting time to finish the paperwork!  No instead you blow the CNA's off and do your paperwork unless it is an "emergency".  When a CNA HAS no choice but to take care of the resident right then or there.  A because that is what we are paid to do B because if we don't the nurses get pist off and try to fire us and C the entire nursing staff from nurses to Administrators (most of them in nursing homes use to be DON's which they all use to be nurses or in some other medical feild) are more concerned over paperwork!  If CNA's are required to do something for a nurse it doesn't matter to them if we are in the middle of something, we are to finish up as fast as possible and screw what needs to be done right or if the resident's feelings are taken into account and do what the nurse says because the nurse is to lazy to mop up Mr. such and such's spilled snack drink themselves!  Let alone get Mrs. so and so's cig and wheel her to the smoking room or outside for that smoke that the NURSE promised but the CNA has to take care of!  And if we don't have our shit done when quiting time comes around to dayum bad!  We have to stay finish it and do rounds with the next shift!  HOW FARKED up is that!  All the while the nurse is on her way home!  And don't get me started on LPNs/LVNS!  They are the worst in nursing homes even compared to RNS.  Your lucky sister that you got your RN cause if you didn't I would call you one lazy ass slacker!  What is the whole point of going through nursing school to get an LPN/LVN when your only a few classes short of getting an RN?!?  That one my sister happened to agree with me on:D

 

After that lil bout of arguing and my sister pouting but agreeing with me we then went off about our children!  I know my children aren't perfect but I love them.  And I know I wench and bitch about getting some me time but I don't pawn my kids off every farking chance I get!  And I may not like it when the schedule changes due to a kid activity and I do my share of moaning but I go with the flow.  My sister is famous as so many other parents are about bitching and moaning that somethign is not working out because of the kids or hubby and not like how I and others do it......bitch about it, be done with it and go with the flow.  She harps on it.  And it is her own dayum fault for signing her kids up for things and not putting her foot up her hubby's ass or even her own ass about her busy schedule!  I asked her why did you bother having kids if they are going to be constantly either at a baby sitters house, doing something, and your constantly sleeping because your working?!?    I will give it to my sister though she doesn't bitch about not going out.  She knows that would just get her ass handed to her not only by me but by all her mom friends even the divorced ones that share custody!  You gave up the right to have a life that consist of being kid free when you spread your legs, popped out a mini me, and consented to take care of the child!  What right does ANY parent have to bitch about their free time being taken away because their kid is always around!  Sorry folks that is apart of life and exactly what I pointed out to my sister.  Take a day to be kid free or hell lets do a sister weekend down in Omaha or Lincoln.  Hell I am even up for KC or Shy Town myself.  The parental units or I should say the female parental unit would consent in taking 4 of her 5 grandkids for a long weekend to give her own girls a break from the kids! 

 

Needless to say my older sister is PIST the FARK OFF at me!  But she will get over it.  She is starting to already because when I called Doc Mommy up to take a look at a finger of mine she already called whinning to her about what I DARED say to her!  And my mom as an RN nurse completely agreed with me about nursing home nurses both LPN/LVN and RNS and reminded my sister about how she is actually taking care of paitents now on top of the paperwork and NOT just hte paper work and relying on CNAs to get her hte info!  My mom also told her the same thing I did about the kids.  Be lucky you actually watn to spend time with yoru kids and realize that you do sign them up for too much shit.  So many people out htere think having kids should be a walk in a park and want to pawn them off on the non custiodal parent and still get that child support or pawn them off on their partner and still expect their partner to do for them after taking care of the kids for hte most part!

 

I expect a few weeks of not being inturrupt while she is cooling her ass off with me   I might actually get the costumes done for Halloween now!

 

 

Today is my last day of work for the work week and I had one of those days yesterday........you know one of those days that everything was going on swimingly even though you had issues to deal with the night before?  Then *boom* something happens that crawls up your ass and just sits there and picks at ya?  Then you think your half way in controlling the emotions of rage and wrath burning in you and you get a call from someone telling you part of the issue you delt with the night before surfaced again and reared it's ugly lil head?  And all of a sudden you are in a pure rage and have to get it undercontrol or you might take it out on the wrong ppl?

 

Yay I had one of those days yesterday.  We are having issues w/ the afterschool program and my son.  He is being a right lil butt and I will NOT condone his behavor and I don't expect the teachers at program to either, but I also know where his behavor is coming from and understand his lil butt headed behavor.  He is getting picked on and harrased in the afterschool program and the teachers and staff are conviently not seeing the harassment of my son.  I already crawled up the Principal's ass over this a week ago.   And then two days ago, my dad, crawled up my son's actual school teacher's ass because my son was refused to be allowed to go to the restroom and had an accident after he had to defend himself from the same kids who harrass him at project during actual school hours.  (See this school doesn't like seeing my dad or mom walk in:D  I was one of my parent's hell raisers when I went to this school and even though their is a new high school principal and a new sup from when I went-a few elementry, jr high, and highschool teachers still remain:D-and they know the family backs up each other very well!)  My dad took my boy home and kept him home and told the school NOT to contact me that he would let me know due to me being at work.  They didn't listen to him!  So thus my issue last night-thankfully my boy wasn't too embarassed by what happened and his classmates haven't teased him.  I went to the school before work yesterday and had a talk w/ his teacher.  She apologized and about dropped her mouth into her coffee when I said you don't apologize to me you apologize to my son and if this shit ever happens again I will have your job!  You don't tell a child that they can't go to the bathroom!

 

Work went great, I have been wondering why Randy's highschool friend hasn't been real chatty w/ me anymore until Randy and I found out that he owns a bar in the town that Randy's dad lives in.......thus he is up Randy's dad's ass and fuck-in law and I HATE each other.  Him because I expect him to be a father to his son and a grandfather to my kids and stop catering to Randy's ex wife and I won't let him any where near my kids or my house now.  Me because of hte same reasons and the fact his 6'5"  ass needs an adjustment on priorites concerning family and I am more than happy to give it to him.  Anyway it seems T has been talking to Fuck-in law about me and of course yet again I am the bad guy.  Blew it off fuck T and fuck the Fuck-in!  Well I get my ass chewed at work yesterday before coming home.  Started out hostile and then when I defended myself to my manger she backed down and listened to me!  Company policy states you can't wear t-shirts with ribbed rounded collars.  Many women including myself wear the v-neck non ribbed tshirts and we all know that we can dress those babies up and look professional!  Someone bitched about my purple shirt w/ my black and neon purple/pink skirt and black heels!  My manager only talked to the managers, did some training (taught it), and to us at the bay yesterday.  Interesteningly enough T was one of the managers constantly over at our bay and constantly eyeballing me.  I have no proof but I think T is the one that bitched.

 

THE GAMES HAVE BEGUN!  And this time I told Randy we are playing cause we no longer have any responsiblity towards the girls (his from the ex)  And his daddy has no clue what he is up against playing the game with me   Randy's dad tried getting Randy to see his girls this weekend behind my back and his ex wife's back, Randy's daddy keeps forgetting Randy tells me pretty much everything because he learned I usually find out EVERYTHING anyway:D  So Randy's ex got an email last night to her work concerning Randy's father and how he was trying to go behind her's and her husband's back on trying to get Randy to see the girls.  And Randy and I thought she should be aware of Randy's dad's behavor on breaking the agreement and the legal documentation on not seeing the girls unless it happens to be by "chance" due to no longer having parental rights! 

 

Then I popped Randy's work email and told him what to write to T.  Being nice nice and askign if any new bars/restaurants are in the area to take me out for my Dirty Thirty bday.  And when is their 20th reunion and such.  If T wants to be an ass to me I have no qualms on using his ass outside of work.  I won't have contact with him at work unless it is work related now and if he tries to talk to me concerning Randy or outside of work things I will tell him sorry can't talk to you about that.  If he gets to be nicey nice w/ Randy then we will play along and get as much info and dirt as we can so I can provide it to Randy's ex wife to fuck over Randy's dad.  You don't fuck with my family and think your going to get away with it:D  Randy's dad is never going to learn and I am going to have fun stressing the big man out and letting him rot like he did my hubby and my kids:D

 

So that should have completed my day right!  Wrong!  We had another incident w/ my son at Project (afterschool program).  He has been acting up with the teachers and staff w/ project and that WILL NOT BE ALLOWED!  But he is acting up because he is being harassed so I got to deal with this yet again when I got home.  He is grounded from project Monday and Tuesday of this next week and going to go straight home to grandma where she is going to put his lil ass to work.  I called and left a 3 phone call message on the directors answering machine letting her know we will not condone his behavior but she best get the harrasment of my son undercontrol and just becuase he is a white kid in an all indian school better not be the reason why she is not taking care of this and to talk to my daughter and have her point out another child who has been trying to help her to control the harassment of my son by older boys.  Because if she doesn't control the teasing and harrasment this is one white mamma that will and I can very easily call down the road to another child's parents who also gets harrassed right along w/ his siblings because *gasp* they are 3/4 black and only a 1/4 indian!  And their mamma went to school w/ my brother.  J is half black and half indian and got her ass teased in school because of her race.  My brother constantly laid guys flat for calling her names.  She lived across the pasture from us.  Well J married herself a nice looking big black guy, L.  They have 5 children and they have had to deal w/ race harassment right along.  I call L & J up or even walk down the road to their house and have a chit chat w/ them concerning the harassment of our children because of their skin color, this school district isn't going to know what to do because we can and will have a lawsuite on their asses:D

 

We will see what response my hubby gets because they call during the time I am on the phones:D  Randy is livid even though Coltin did get his ass in trouble over what he did, like I said we won't condone disrespect toward adults and elders by our children! 

 

So yay I had one of those days yesterday and I am feeling it today w/ the tension in my neck and shoulders.  A headache, and not giving a rat's ass who pisses me off today at work:D  Everyone is going to be free game!

Okay not one of the update blogs.......I am having problems with my camera.  But I thought you would all like to know I am married to an Idiot Out Wondering Around.........aka an Iowan!!!!

 

I am lucky though.  My Iowan moved out of state when he graduated highschool and has lived on the East Cost and on board a Navy Ship for 10 years.  And when I married him after 3 years of my Nebraskan ass dealing with Idiots Out Wondering Around I conviniced my Iowan to get the fuck out of that State.  Iowa is only good for shopping and such in if you live near the boarders.

 

The incident that promoted this blog happened yesterday....late in the afternoon.  My hubby has a fucked over rebuilt dodge f250 power disel truck.  It is actually a pretty nice truck but it has some shitty ass tires on it right now until I can get them replaced.  Now we are living in Northeast NE where we have a lot of snow at the moement.  Not near as much as New York and other Eastern states but a lot.  Actually this is normal for us but we have been spoiled by nice warm winters in the past years. 

 

Okay now that I told you about his truck let me tell you what he has been doing since we have moved back.....my ol man has a chainsaw fetish.  He loves them!  He finds old ones and refurbishes them and gets them running again.  He is what I call an amature lumberjack.  Well since we have been back and near trees and woods that need to be thinned out and taken down due to dieses and dead growth, Randy has been in lumberjack heaven taken down trees and cutting up wood.

 

Randy decieded to get it into his head to drive the truck down by the various barns on the road and then power it up into our yard near the old orchard that he is cleaning up now.  Our yard is not flat but is basically a hill on all sides but one!  He has bad tires on his truck.  All I hear about when I want to use the truck for long drives is how bad the tires are.  The Idiot Out Wondering Around then does this stuipid shit and what does he do?  There is a dead tree near the garden area of the yard and he goes slidding in his truck and hits the tree on the driver's side and has the truck wedged against the tree. 

 

We get it unstuck after a good hour using a wench, my clothes line poles (the wench was run off of that-they are sunk in with concrete), and me driving back and forth.  Oh and a bit of kitty litter!  Once we got it off the side of the tree, I backed the dayum truck off of the snow covered hill (about 8-10 inches of snow) and got it back up to the house.

 

Needless to say I was livid!  The man got called everyname  in the book including Idiot Out Wondering Around and a dumb ass from Iowa!  I also made a point and pointing out how he constantly bitches about his tires and then what does he do!  Tries to take his truck up a snow covered hill and hits a tree!

 

The truck isn't that bad of condition.  He is lucky cause if I would have had to pay to fix his dayum driver side door it would have came out of his ass!  It has a slight dent in the driver's door and some lovely bark color scratches but can easily be fixed. 

 

My yard is tore up though and I am not to happy about that.  And Randy can't take the tree down yet cause he is going to have to use a tractor and some of help to make sure the top doesn't hit the house! 

 

Okay now you all know that I am married to an Idiot Out Wondering Around.......aka Iowan!