Pirates Of The Carribean @ MindSay

I'm going to see Pirates on the ULTRASCREEN (again) OOOooooo, AAAAAhhhhhhh...yes, on a school night.

Drink up me hardies, Yo Ho!

Jack: That's the one! Parlay! Parlay!
Pintel: Parlay?! Damn to the depths what ever mutton head thought of parlay!
Jack: French. Latin based of course. Inventors of mayonnaise!
Pintel: I like mayonnaise!
Jack: Shame about the French, really. Obsessed with raisins. Humiliated grapes, really.... think about it.
Pintel: Don't know...
Jack: Terrific singers, the French. *snip snip!* Eunuchs, all of 'em.
Pirate: That's not right...
Pintel: I used to date a eunuch.
Jack: ...I'll get me coat.

Ahh, improv. And I did have a fangirl moment on hearing Johnny mention the raisins...

(Yes, I know that's not really how the French spell parlay... but they're clearly all eunuchs, so what does it matter? =P)

All characters, basic plotline © Disney
Text © Sammeh & me

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Elizabeth: Jack, come back! I wanted to mol- I mean, uh... *sees the commodore*... hang you!

Elizabeth: Fine! Well.... I'd better get taken aboard the Pearl so Orlando can rescue me. Maybe Jack'll be there too…
Jack: Maybe I'll be more interested in that new monkey Barbossa has...
Elizabeth: *runs around looking for Pirates*

‘It's cos I'm so hot, mate.'

Norrington "accidentally" pushes Elizabeth over the battlements...

Crew: *are consumed in Jack's awesomeness* Oooooooooh!

Will: Aw, please!
Anamaria: Back of bitch, he's mine!
Jack: Now, now! There’s plenty of Jack to go around!
Will: Daddy, I want a Jack Sparrow! And I don't want to share him with ANYBODY! *Proudly* my daddy's a merchant sailor.
Jack: *coughWILL'SAPIRATEcough*
Will: I am NOT a pirate! And neither is my daddy. Daddy, tell him.
Jack: Your Dad would've bloody agreed with me, whiny bitch. *Hair flips in anger*
Will: No! Daddy! Tell him! I - oh! Hair flippy! ^^
Jack: Gets ‘em every time...

Anamaria: Two - timer! You never loved me! *Slaps round the face and storms off. Stops in front of Cotton* Come on, Mr Cotton, you're my true love now! And you can get me a new boat, yeah? And flip your hair? ...

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I can't even post all the eunuch jokes we made today. What I will say is Eunuch-O's, Eunuch Pops! The Eunch Man Can, and Captain Rum and his sidekick, Eunuch Boy!

And I leave you with this Johnneh quote:
"Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all."

88 on my math quarterly.  I can't tell you how happy I am right now!!  My average for that class is 87 like it was before, I didn't change it much by getting one point higher on a test.

I'm really happy though, because this was a long test, which I usually do badly on.  It had 2 parts the first day, and 2 parts the second day.  4-5 pages long.  I did the worst on the review stuff which sort of makes sense.  I never did well on those anyway!  But I've really improved on the stuff that I've been getting marked off on lately.

My most recent Lab was 46/53.  I punched that into my calculator and it turns out to be about 88 I think, once again.  I was so excited about that too!  The one before that was terrible.

Orchestra's fun lately...Pirates of the Carribean, woohoo! :-D  I think we have a concert in early December.

Spanish is also fun.  Yesterday we actually had a sub who didn't even know spanish, she took German in high school.  To quote her: "I can say 'hola' and that's about it!"  So she turned on the TV and we watched Over The Hedge in Spanish.  Best class ever, haha.

Not much to say about Global.  I'm doing a long-term project that's due on the 27th with a couple other kids, which we actually haven't started on yet. >.<  We'll get to it.