Pikachu @ MindSay

Pikachu is soo cute!

 Heilei

Dixie currently feels:

 Excited

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I really have destroyed my sleep patterns.

I'm suffering from severe insomnia - the only time I can actually sleep is between noon and 4PM.

I stay up all night now, either playing on my DS, playing Brawl - or hanging about on the forums.

Forums!

Which brings me to the reason why I'm so excited. :D

Raven The Ravenous, a user on my forums has suggested that a lot of us get together in threads and work on a collaboration fan fiction.

I've wrote with four other FFN users before, but that was only duos.

This is going to be with 11+ users, with about 3-4 at once.

I don't like to seem like I'm taking charge, because I'm not.

I may be the admin, and I organise the threads and stuff - but I seriously do love organising things.

Due to this, I want to be the fic cleaner. :)

I cleaned all four of the other fics I wrote with others, and I really enjoy doing it.

But yeah, I reckon Raven should be the fic producer, seeing as how it was his idea. :)

A great idea, might I add.

I've asked if I can take part - and be a rival character.

My character's going to be realistic in effect, be exactly like I am, because I'll find it easier to write that way.

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Today I felt like taking lots of photos. :)

So, I've taken some which sort of relate to the way I want to come across in the forum's collaboration fic. :D

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Rival Dixie

1. - Dixie is thinking.

2 - Dixie is still thinking. This is a closer shot, and I can't remember how I ended up taking it, but I like it. :)

3 - Dixie is contemplating.

4 - I found a way to set a countdown on the camera, so I can do a full shot of myself now. :D

5 - I took this one by accident. This is the black punk jacket I mentioned in the "things in common" thread. :)

6 - Dixie, in top form. This is how I'm going to appear firstly in the collaboration fic - sketching gory images in my little black book.

7 - Dixie is glaring at you. I'm actually glaring at the camera, but you can't see my eyes because of my fringe. :)

8 - Dixie is the displeased rival. I'm one not to be crossed. :)

9 - With Pokéball in hand, Dixie searches through this shrubbery in the hopes of finding a Chikorita. :D

10 - ...Pokéball, go!

11 - Don't make me have to use this...

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Rough Dixie

1 - ...Ow... Did that leave a mark?

2 - ...Eww, I can feel blood.

3 - ...Does it look infected?

4 - Beaten and bruised. (I apologise for the camera lens cap being in the shot! :D)

5 - Urrrrrgh... Pain...

6 - *Groans* ...Musn't cry... Musn't cry...

(I want this one to be my new avatar!)

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Pikachu Abuse!

1 - ...Mwah... You're gonna get it, yellow bastard.

2 - ...Oh Pikachuuuu...! :D

3 - Pikachu... Turn around darling... :)

4 - Guillotine!

5 - Pikachu is hanged. :)

6 - Gagged and interrogated at gunpoint. :)

7 - Spider torture!

8 - Skull wound!

Since my roommate, Drew Nieman, has become a Pokemon whore, I thought that I would play one of the games. In the last forty eight seconds I have collected all 98 million pokemon in Pokemon Platinum.

Let me tell you how.

First I use the fast forward button... alot. Then I tactically choose my initial party and use the same six pokemon throught the game...

These are my pokemon:

First I start with Pikachu...

and sacrifice him to the dark god Baal in Ruby City. The dark god Baal gives me Chuck Norris in return. Then Chuck and I go hunting for the next member, Porygon.

Ok so nobody likes porygon, well they don't know the trick to make him awesome. First you teach him mimic, then take him onto Joto Highway and when a Semi passes by you use mimic. He will become Semitruck (a very ingenious name, I might say). After you have Semitruck, you must make him happy via haircuts (only god knows why a truck needs a hair cut), and letting him win battles. Once he is happy enough he will transform into Optimus Prime.

Pokemon three is more of a challenge. It requires a successful breeding. You must breed blastoise with machop and then breed that hellish freak with a coffing. Once that happens an exeggute will be born and that exeggute will hatch if you lay the rare item Pizza infront of it transforming it into the Ninja Turtles!

The next one is much harder. You must take an evee and make either a vaporeon or a flareon. Then you must breed and until you get another evee of the opposite sex and make it whichever of the two you haven't already made. Then you must breed them together and make that one an umbreon. Now you must go to snow top hill and find a Wonderful Evee. Now breed the Wonderful Evee with the umbreon and you will get the GOLD EVEE which can traverse lakes, mountains, and oceans.

Thank god the next Pokemon I need is much easier (as in it doesn't take half a lifetime and an assload of luck to do). I head off to the woods to pray to the ancient sandshrew god. We all know that the ancient sandshrew god mated with the goddess of sand and thus the sandshrew line continues today. If I pray with a pure heart (which really sucks because I have to buy the cheasy extension cable that allows the game to cut through my sternum and inspect my heart that is only good for two games, this one and Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. I'm glad that this one doesn't rip you're heart out if you don't press A then B fast enough), I will get the god's avatar Sonic the Hedgehog.

My final pokemon is a psychic/ghost/dark pokemon. Making him virtually indestructable by normal means. He is very hard to get. First you must talk to the mayor of Emerald city, which happens to be a Wizard. WARNING: do not bring Chuck Norris with you during this part (it will be explained later). You have to sit through a meaningless conversation about how powerful he is until one of your pokemon figures out that he is not a giant green gaseous head, but really a man pretending to be a giant green gaseous head. Now if you had brought Chuck Norris he would have killed the wizard already for trying to decieve chuck norris and then you can't find this legendary pokemon. Eventually you're like "Fuck it, this guy doesn't know shit." at which point if you tap A really fast you'll tap your shoes together and be transported to a graveyard. In the graveyard you will randomly find a computer and I'll suggest you put Chuck Norris back in your party. Then go and find the Gravedigger who will look at you and then just point. You will go to the grave that he's pointing to and use your fishing rod to dig (which is either a glitch or a cruel joke). After awhile, the ghost of Bayard Rustin will come to you and tell you his dirty little secret. It turns out that he had a one night stand with a man in Badass Ville. Bayard noticed that his butt cycle had stopped so he waited nine months in a cave and then ran to Cerulean City and took a monster duke. He walked away from that duke and never looked back until the day he died for Jesus' sins. That day he hoped that someone would come and be good to his lost child. After that story Bayard Rustin blows on you and you're mystically transported to Saffron City which is annoying because he should have just poofed you to Cerulean City, but whatever you'll walk. So you finally arrive in Cerulean City to find out that their Sewers lead to Saffron city as a mayor to mayor prank. Opon returning to Saffron City you learn that as a mayor to mayor joke they run the main part of their septic system under Cerulean Cities Mayor's House. So you have to bust into his house, and then you find out that he's collaborating with Team Rocket. So you must slowly defeat them all before digging into his backyard with your bycicle (why? Either I don't know, or those Japs sure like to get stoned). You then fall into a secret underground shit labyrinth and if you take the wrong paths you end up on Phobos IV wandering why you are surrounded by flying mechs. But if you take the correct path, you walk into the layer of Sephirustin! Prepare yourself for one hard ass fight, but if you survive forty seconds (because there is no way you can beat him) he hands you a card to take the S.S.Millionaire to Badass Ville. On the ship you find out that you can't enter Badass Ville or your heart will explode, so you're like "Suck." While you're on the ship though, you will see a box that keeps moving around. If you lift the box up, inside is Solid Snake and he'll inform you that he's playing tag with Dante. Dante will then drive a motorcycle through the roof and tag you. If you can tag either of them within two minutes they will hand you a pokeball and inside will be a baby Sephirustin.

Good god...

With that party I pretty much became the supreme comander of Pokemon... The nations bowed before me and all other pokemon flocked to my side.