Pharmacy @ MindSay

Literally.....?

t has been estimated that up to 30 million American men suffer from sexual dysfunction. 40,000 Viagra prescriptions are filled per day. And how many men do you know that want anyone to know about their need for Viagra? What a convenient way to have their prescription filled without the embarrassing trip to the drug store. Now they can come directly to your very own Pharmacy/Drug Store site!!!

According to research by Cyber Dialogue, 36.7 million US adults already use the web to find healthcare content, and health-related e-commerce has attracted 11 million consumers. By 2005, Cyber Dialogue predicts that these numbers will increase to 88.5 million content seekers and 55 million shoppers.

eMarketer estimates that the online health, beauty aids and drugs (HBAD) market will reach $2.2 billion in 2001, double the total for 2000, and rise rapidly to $7.1 billion in 2004.

Here is your chance to own your own online pharmacy and sell prescription drugs online!

Now is your chance!

So.. How does this site make money?

We will setup a professionally-built online pharmacy business for you. This website business is very easy to operate. When a customer places an order on your site, the secure PayPal shopping cart handles the rest. The checkout process, credit card transaction, the shipping address from your customer are e-mailed to you, and the funds are directly deposited into your PayPal account. You will then receive an email "order receipt" from PayPal with the transaction details.

You have no inventory to carry, and no shipping hassles.

Your profit margin will be around 40-50% per product, with that kind of a return on each product you will be earning huge monthly profits deposited directly to your PayPal account!

Does the supplier information come with this auction?
Yes, you get complete access to our supplier which supplies and ships the medications for you to your customer's door.

What will I need to do to get my website business to function fully?
We setup the business and get it up and running, your job will be marketing and promoting your business. Your site will be fully enabled and ready to receive orders. Key features such as its Secure shopping cart technology and online credit card acceptance are easily configurable and go directly to your paypal account. Full credit card processing available with a free Paypal premiere/business account. No merchant account needed.

Do I need to be a physician to fill the orders, or how is it legal?
No, our supplier has on site physicians that fill every order to make it legal.

Is A Business Like This Right For Me?
This business is designed for people who are looking to add additional revenue to their existing business or start a brand new, high-profit business. You can work full-time or part-time.

hm..I tend to refer to lube alot huh?  eh back to rant

 

 

MOTHER FUCKERS...the hell can they charge me $115 dollars for medication. I know I know I shouldn't bitch cause it was for 3 meds but I still have another one that will run out..I thinkit might be out now. And that is another $35 bucks. If my parents weren't so nice to share needles and other items I would have to pay an extra $20. Not to mention I have to do this all over again in 30 days...crap crap crap.  Who needs to take all this stuff EVERY day and for what.

 

Uh  so you wont DIE of a diabetic coma, Missy.

 

 

I might not DIE...I might just get some quality sleep?  Hmph

1. People are idiots.

2. There can be no customers for an hour, but if one car pulls into the drive-thru, there will be at least one or two behind it.

3. You're always busiest when you have the least amount of help.

4. The less people are accustomed to paying, the more accustomed they are to complaining.

5. If someone tells you a story about why they need a narcotic (or pain killer or muscle relaxant) , they're full of shit.

6. The customers that annoy you most will be the ones you end up having to do favors for.

7. If you're young or a woman, you don't know anything, especially if you're both (in customer's eyes).

8. If someone's car window doesn't work, they will come through the drive-thru.

9. If you're a pharmacy technician, you don't know what you're talking about, even if the pharamacist tells a customer the exact same thing you just told them.

10. If you do something for a customer once, they'll expect you to do it every time.

11. Handwriting courses need to be a mandatory part of medical school.

 

Eh... I'll think of more later.

Work sucked today.  We had an almost completely worthless substitute pharmacist, we were busy the whole time, and it seemed like every-other customer had an insurance problem or something.  Here's an excerpt of some actual conversation between me and the other pharmacy tech:

Her: "You're going to be 'f'ed' in the 'a' after I leave."

Me: "Yeah, I might as well bend over and lube up right now."