Parasailing @ MindSay

So again, its been way too long since my las blog, and i really ment to write one about Hawaii a while back. But since i havent, i have even more to go over...

So Hawaii. Kainoa and his parents and i all went to Maui the week after homecoming. (Homecoming was way fun btw) I had never been there so i had no idea what was in store. The weeks before- i didnt even belive i was going. It was weird. But as promised, we took off. I love flying so i was thrilled to fly over an ocean which is said to be 'nothing special'? Well it was fun. We landed after about an 4 and a half hours. It was super humid and warm. After we got into our hotel - which was beautiful and had a ocean view - we decided it was time to eat and we went to the Hula Grill. Very yummy. Then we went for a long walk on the beach. cliche? yes - but we really did. It was rediculously beautiful and there was a really cool sunset. The next day was devoted to mostly shopping in Whaler's Village. We also watched a hula show in the shopping center put on by mostly keiki's (children). They were so cute and damn could they shake! After that, the rest of the week was kind of one big blur of amazing fun.

My favorite thing was deffinetley snorkeling in Molokini and Turtle Town. We took this hella cool tour out there and i couldnt wait to get in. I was THE FIRST to find the turtles at Turtle Town. they said we should let the crew know if we saw any so they could tell the people who were looking for them. Fuck that I saw those turtles FIRST and i wasnt going to let those damn white people take my turtles. So i took my pictures, played with them, touched them, swam with them etc... Once i was done i left just as the white people swarmed to them. (suggested tag: "fuck white people") Haha. Molokini was amazing. The water was SO clear - you could see sooo far and deep! There were so many pretty fish and i enjoyed taking pictures of them. I then caught wind that there was an eel somewhere. So naturally i felt the necessity to dive down as far as i could go to see it. DAMN was it awesome! more people came to look but apparantly couldnt dive that deep? so i dove several times to point out where it was to the surface going tourists. We then had to get back on the boat for lunch and the long trip back. Upon my arrival to the boat, several people told me things like "How do you dive so low?" and "You got deep girl!". I of course thanked them and decided to forgive them for being lame white tourists.

I also went parasailing. It was waaay cool. I had wanted to parasail for as long as i could remember. I got on this boat along with Kainoa, his mom and michael, and a couple from tennese. We all talked and then we got out to where we could go. kainoa's parents went first. it looked like so much fun i couldnt wait to go! so finally, kai and i got to go. we got up to 800 feet! the water was so amazing and beautiful. We saw large fish eventhough the very misinformed and confused Kainoa is convinced they were 'dolphins!' So as we were brought in, the guys driving the boat do this simulated free fall thing. that was cool, but right as you are about to hit the water they go really fast and you are supposed to skim your feet on the water. well the told us before hand that there would be no 'skimming' for us. we would get DUNKED. and as promised - we got dunked. but it turned out to be to my advantage. the straps that hold you in are designed to sit on and not go up your butt. but as we were dunked and dragged through the water, kainoa's straps got pulled up his ass SO BAD! as we came up from the water, i looked to my right and saw that kainoa was considerablly lower then i was and upon further ivestigation, i realized that the straps gave him THE HUGESTS camel toe ever. He yelled something along the lines of "AAAH! IT'S CUTTING OFF MY BALLS!" ahahahahahah i couldnt stop laughing. i just pointed at him and laughed all the way until we got back onto the boat.

We also went to a Luau. It was so awesome! we get there and they put these cool lei's on us and they seat us on the tables right in front of the stage on the grass. It was so cool - the tables were super low and we got to sit on cool pillows and everything. The food was SUPERB. probably the best food ive ever eaten in my life. And i am starting to get bored with how long this is so i am going to go through the rest super fast.

We had this hella hot waiter. Kai's mom said he was too big and that i "could only date him." hmmm breakfasts were all good. coconut syrup was the most amazing thing ever. their condo was beautiful. more shopping. lots of local boys at Makena Beach - much to my delight. Ulalena was the most amazing show i had ever seen. Maui aquarium was way cool. We ate a lot and had sooo much wonderful food. tWe were sad when we had to go. I came back and went to school the next day very tired and very brown. I had SOOOO MUCH fun in Hawaii!!!

Maui nō ka 'oi!!!