Oscar Mayer @ MindSay 
saikotikgunman brings us news from his neck of the woods in Pennsylvania about the crash of one of Oscar Mayer’s 12 “weinermobiles” – a 7,000 pound hot dog on wheels that promotes goodwill for the company across the country. A few of the funnier quotes from the Gannett News Service story:
“Let's be frank: motor vehicle accidents aren't much fun for anyone.”
“Although they didn't relish the experience…”
“Johnson, the trooper, grilled the women briefly and concluded that a routine and sober spinout was all he had on his plate.”
“… that's the first wiener I've ever pulled out."
"Usually we try to keep from scratching our buns …"
This story just begs for more sexual innuendo in the comments
I lied. For this Post is NOT about Jujuy, sino about something I didn't mention in the last blog, but have done since going to Cordoba.
Last Sunday I went to a concert. The act that got top billing at this event was Molotov… a Mexican rap/rock band that you’ll have heard if you’ve ever seen the movie Amores Perros. They’re fucking good, and it was totally worth waiting through four hours of lesser (Argentine) bands on a cold day to hear them. And Tito, one of the members, was wearing a black leather jacket over a blue hoodie with the hood up. When I get a leather jacket, I'm gonna do that so I can be like Tito.
Their lyrics are always great, too. Pure poetry. Here, look:
Vamos a hacerte el paro haciendo un disco no muy caro
Venimos decididos a quedarnos con tu varo
Vender miles de albums a los fresas we just wanna
Rayarles sus ropitas y quedarnos con su lana
Encarreraderazos de bajada y sin frenos
Somos los feos y malos somos amigos del bueno
Somos los que en la playa chingan los planes chingones.
Somos los superchilangos entre tú y tus vacaciones, GÜEY!!!!
They rap in English too!!:
Now if you´re hungry for some bologna
and you got some buns that you wanna show me
Open up wide you can eat
this Oscar Mayer that’s really bony
I want to get down into your juju bees
and I think I’m gonna flick ’em
Your titties are smellin’ like chocolate chip ice cream
An’ I think I wanna lick ’em.
I got some hot beef wit that rump roast
but you gotta say please
I'll dig into that thigh everytime
but hold the cottage cheese
And for dessert we can do the works
I’ll put my whip cream in your pie hole
and don’t flinch when you feel a pinch on that
pretty litlle taco.
Cuz I’ve tried to pry
a bearded clam that would not budge
so I went around the corner to keep on trying
…
and I got a little fudge.
Changüich* a, changüich a
Changüich a la chichona
Changüich a, changüich a
Changüich a la chichona!!
Don’t call me gringo you fuckin’ beaner
Stay on your side of that goddamn river
Don’t call me a grinnngo, you beaner.
No me llames beaner, Mr. Puñetero
Te sacaré un susto por racista y culero
No me llames frijolero, pinche gringo puñetero.
I bought two of their CD’s at the concert: ¿Dónde jugarán las niñas? and Dance & Dense Denso. Haven’t stopped listening to them since. Everybody should listen to Molotov.
* “Changüich” is how Mexicans say “sandwich,” you see. “Chichona” means “stacked young woman”, in this case.
Much to my HORROR, when i went to say my good mornings to Oscar and friends (my fish)... i noticed someone was missing. MUCH TO MY HORROR, all that was left of my POOR Tiger Gourami... was... well... not much.
Simply put, my Gourami was missing it's HEAD... and most of its body. Only it's tail... and a small section of its body remained. I was speechless... and immediatly ran to the parents for emotional support. Dad fished the remains out of the tank and sent them off to fishy heaven (down the toilet).
I am... shocked to say the least. They were getting along really well (or so i thought). The gourami are a friendly community fish... where as my other two are part of the cichlid family (aggressive... carnivirous). SOOOO I expected as much, in like... maybe a couple of months... but not like LAST NIGHT. *cries*
It's not like they were hungry... coz i did feed em last night... Oscar always gets almost all the food too. It's quite sad... Ahh well, life goes on.
On a happier note, i saw episode 3 finally on Saturday night... It's quite good actually. I can't remember whether i wrote about this already... hmmm. Well anyway, after watching episode 3... i really felt like watching episodes 4,5,6... just to recap.. and see how the story picks up again.
I did that today -_-. Yes all 3 episodes... The thing is, i went over to my friends place to eat lunch... and he was already watching episode 4... after that... well i just had to watch episode 5... and well... i couldn't just watch them all but one... =\
Good fun but :P. I think i finally fully understand the story of Star Wars. Maybe i'll put it on my CV.