Orgasms @ MindSay

Ok so there are MANY thing that destroy and back up this idea and there are still a lot of wholes in this thought and it is just a OVER ALL statment and not suppose to be taken in a to deeply thought but yeah... here is the blog.

 

I think that Females were made to deal with Pain and Males were made to deal with pleasure. I know this may sound wierd and I will probably cancle out this idea throughout this blog but that is waht I believe. I mean I do not think a male could handle the pain of child birth at all. I mean yes we are good with some pains and all. I think when it comes to mass amounts of pain for a short time we are better. Like when it comes to getting your thumb almost cut off with a saw and we have to get to the hospital and they get it all numbed up in the first hour or so and what not that we may deal with better then a female, but when it comes to having a child it is a whole nother story. I mean that is a MASSIVE amount of pain that could be going on for from hours to days and drugs or no drugs I dont think us males could deal with that at all. Thought after it is all done they have another pleasure that us men will never have which is the emotional connection with that child. True we will love that child and protect it tell death but we still dont have the connection a mother has with her children. Though we have another pleasure that I dont think a woman gets. Well she gets one jsut not as powerfulla s us. I am talking about the orgasm. I think the males one HUGE one that takes away the rest of our engergy for the most part must be better then the female one in some way. Yes females can and do have strong orgasms and what not but if you notice females can go for multiples at times when males jsut get one. I think there is areason for this. The one big one gets broken down for the females. I have seen it many times where a female partener will hit a point where they just cant take anymore pleasure. Where if you touch ANY part of there body is makes them shudder and quiver in pleasure. True I love to make a girl hit this point because it is fun though I think it goes to prove my point. I have never heard of a male getting too much pleasure. (on a side note I wrote all this once already and my computer goofed and I am trying to rewrite it but this is not gettign the same flow at all as the original had so sorry about that) I think that if a female got to feel the male orgasm they would faint from it and if the males got to feel the female one it just would not reach to a high enough point for us to really care. I mean god had to think of an idea to make us work so hard to have sex. This can go into other speices to prove this but I feel wierd using bugs to show how us humans are since we are suppose to not be "animals" anymore. Anyeways this is just some thoughts I have had and even though this is not the best written blog and the flow is really bad compared to my orginal jsut think about it. It is an interesting though. Anyways ttyal.

~Bob

So I was at the St. Petersburg zoo w/ Titus on my birthday and a lioness started roaring. Only the sounds she was making weren’t so much roars as deeply frustrated, grunting bellows straight from her colossal diaphragm, like she was despairing of life and begging whoever had the courage, the mercy, and the means to end her miserable existence now… It was unpleasant to hear, so it didn’t surprise me to see the people around her cage getting a little uncomfortable at the sounds… they were grinning and giggling nervously and casting sidelong glances at each other.

 

So whatever…  I looked over at Titus, somewhere nearby, and caught him laughing so hard at something that he couldn’t stop to explain the joke.

 

“Eugggghhhh!” bawled the lioness.  “Ghhhrrrooouuuughhhh!!!”

 

Her roars gradually subsided into quieter -- but still clearly audible -- throaty sighs of resignation. I felt my heart breaking. But Titus still couldn’t control his laughter.

 

I was about to ask him what was so funny, when he rolled his eyes heavenward and groaned, as if in the throes of passion, “Oh God! Oh yeeeaaaaahh!!”, accompanying the lioness’s last heaving moans… and it hit me that every teenager and adult at the damn zoo (the kids, like me, hadn’t been laughing) had been in on a joke that had gone right by me:

 

That lioness’s solo had been a perfect imitation of a man’s climax, only it would have to have been a particularly large, deep-voiced, and especially lucky man to have made sounds like she was making. 

 

Funny, I thought, that almost everyone except me in that zoo old enough to make the comparison, whether Russian or *other*, had instantly registered the likeness of the frustrated, caged lioness’s solo to the equally passionate roars of a man having an orgasm.  And that everyone had found it equally hilarious: I saw a girl laughing as hard as Titus, (but more self-consciously) and smacking her friend on the arm for saying something lewd during one of the lioness’s several operatic performances that afternoon.

 

And I thanked the lioness for reaffirming my faith in the underlying connection of all of mankind’s consciousness. Bryan and Ljudmila Petrovna had both told me sex was still more of a taboo subject for most Russians than it was for most Americans, Russia being a more traditional society and all that.  I thought male orgasms would have been a little more, y’know, <out of Russian sight (or discourse), out of Russian mind…>

 

And I wondered: was there any zoo in the world where people (or at least, most gay men and straight women) wouldn’t have immediately noticed and permitted themselves to laugh publicly at the resemblance between a lioness’s roars and a man’s moans of pleasure?? In Bolivia, that Catholic backwater (ya don’t get much more “traditional” than Bolivia, lemme tell ya) where everyone is still probably as shy about publicly acknowledging the existence of sex as our Bolivian Araceli… Would such a pious young Catholic maiden as Araceli, upon hearing an analogously angry lioness in her own hometown zoo, have thought to herself, “I say, that frustrated lioness sounds just like a man whose partner really knows what she’s doing!”? (Most Bolivians’ thoughts still run, I believe, in traditionally heteronormative grooves.) And had she thus reflected, would she have then permitted herself a sheepish chuckle in full view of the zoo’s other patrons, or stifled it in shame for having allowed such a sinful notion to occur to her?? I hope she reads this some day, and will oblige me by letting me know.

A FINAL NOTE: The reason this blog entry is about St. Petersburg and not Buenos Aires is 'cuz I ain't in Argentina yet keep your shirt on. Jesus.  I think Annie is the only one reading this blog anyway, so she and I will have to fix that by letting other people know it exists.  Like Araceli, Valentin, and other worthies.  The problem is finding people who'd CARE enough to read it... Any ideas Annie?  I don't have to mention... never mind you know who I'm talking about.  And he's planning to read this, too.

By way of clarification and because I'm pathetically obsessed with other peoples' opinions of me... My life isn't SO boring that fuck-all has happened since my trip to the St. Petersburg zoo almost a month ago.  But I am saving the shit that happened in the Baltics, shit that is happening to me here in Mpls, and ongoing, kinda random but (in my opinion) interesting thoughts for subsequent entries.  I'll write two more entries before heading off to BA, does that suit you Annie? And they won't be quite so self-indulgent, either.  Later

Having nothing else to post, I figured that now would be the perfect time to ask this question. Let me give it some background, first. (Get's pretty explicit.)

 

The first time I saw J in February (the day after my birthday :P), he cummed a couple times after having sex, I started giving him "chills," and then went down on him again. As usual I couldn't get him off with just my mouth, so I started kissing his neck as he jerked off. Then he did something that no other guy has ever done with me before. Instead of telling me that he was going to cum so he could jizz in my mouth, he put his hand over his dick so he could cum in his hand. Needless to say, I pushed his hand out of the way and put my lips over his head right at the last second. As he put it, it was a very "pleasant surprise."

 

I found this to be interesting because as I said, he's the first guy that I've gone down on that did that and I've gone down on 10. Not all of them climaxed, (thank god), and one of them did later through vaginal sex, so I've swallowed the semen of seven different guys. (The only one I spat with was my ex, but that didn't happen after we were together for a long time and I had "permission". Originally I did it because the stuff tasted god-damned-fucking awful, no other nut I've tasted has been as bad, but after the first time I also discovered that it was a big blow to his pride when I did, and anything to get back at him was awesome. :D) Of those seven, J is the first and only one that didn't say anything and was just going to cum in his hand, and he was shocked that I went down on him at the last minute and swallowed. It was the way I'd always done it, so naturally I was an idiot and thought that was the way that everybody did it.

 

So now my question:

 

Ladies, when a guy jerks off, does he cum in your mouth or does he just have to cum somewhere else?

Or

Guys, when you jerk off, do you cum in the girl's mouth or do you just have to cum somewhere else?

 

I'm really curious about this, so please share if you'd like! Now I have to go take a shower and run some errands. I'm excited because I might be getting a new kitty tomorrow, too. I don't know if the house is ready...

 

*CORRECTION*: I said somewhere on here or in a reply that only two of those seven guys didn't expect me to swallow. I was wrong, it's actually three. Doug pulled out when he was about to cum and asked if it was ok first. The other two that didn't expect me to swallow were Nam and J. I think Neal knew I didn't care because he read my blog and therefore knew a bit about me sexually, like how I have extremely sensitive nipples. But yeah, I wanted to clear that up after something someone else brought up just incase anyone cares.

Cal and I basically had makeup sex yesterday, and I did something special for him, so he finished waaay before me, but he kept going until I orgasmed, and the orgasm felt so good I think I actually yelled, I still feel a bit bashful, I didn't know I could get that loud during sex *blush*

Take the quiz: "What kind of sex should you have?"

Kinky
You like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.

Take the quiz: "What Is Your Kink?"

SadoMasochism
Pain is your thing. You probably are tattooed or pierced, or enjoy giving tattoos or piercings. You use unusual objects as sex toys. In the bedroom, you're wild and untamed! Your motto is Hurts so good!

Take the quiz: "How Good Are Your Orgasms?"

OH YES!
your orgasms are so hot they could melt a fucking iceberg

so apparently my orgasms are the source of global warming...it's J and Nam's fault for making me cum all those times!