Opposite Sex @ MindSay 
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Swiped from xRainbows4eveRx.
Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list.
Smoked: 99%
Drank alcohol: 98%
Cried when someone died: 97%
Been drunk: 96%
Had sex: 95%
Been to a concert: 94%
Given a hand-job/gotten a hand-job: 93%
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob: 92%
Been verbally sexually harassed: 92% [Not in the unfriendly sense I think this means.]
Verbally sexually harassed somebody: 92% [See above.]
Felt someone up and/or been felt up: 91%
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose: 90%
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before: 90% [Note: the infamous three-way was a joint venture, not cheating.]
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend: 89%
Been to prom: 89%
Cried at school: 88% [I don't really remember, but I find it likely.]
Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store: 87% [I can get lost almost anywhere.]
Went streaking: 87%
Given a lap dance: 87% [I could probably extort money by threatening to, though.]
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room: 86%
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over: 85%
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house: 84%
Kissed a stranger: 83% [She kissed me, but I'm counting it.]
Hugged a stranger: 82%
Went scuba diving: 82%
Driven a car: 81%
Gotten an x-ray: 80%
Hit by a car: 79% [While in my own car.]
Had a party: 78%
Done drugs: 77%
Played strip poker: 77% [For most of my life I played poker with my grandfather...I just don't think he would have been into this.]
Got paid to strip for someone: 77% [Now there would be somebody with way too much money.]
Ran away from home: 77%
Broken a bone: 77%
Eaten sushi: 77%
Bought porn: 76%
Watched porn: 75%
Made porn: 74% [Ex-Wife#1 with a Polaroid and too much time on her hands...and I really hope those pics got thrown out.]
Had a crush on someone of the same sex: 74% [But I do like Cher, so there are those who think it's just a matter of time...hey cardigan, how ya doin'? 
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Been in love: 73% [Yeah, I do futile things sometimes.]
French-kissed: 72%
Laughed so hard you cried: 71%
Cried yourself to sleep: 70%
Laughed yourself to sleep: 69%
Stabbed yourself: 68% [I'm diabetic...I stab myself every damn day.]
Shot a gun: 67% [Lots of them, beginning at the age of five.]
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day: 67%
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours: 66% [I must have at some point.]
Been online for 9 consecutive hours: 65% [I must have at some point.]
Watched an animal die: 64%
Watched a person die: 63%
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present: 62% [I wasn't kidding about that public beach on Lake Michigan.]
Pranked somebody: 61%
Put somebody in the hospital: 61% [Not that I don't consider it occasionally.]
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out: 60%
Kissed somebody of the same sex: 59% [I just kissed my nephew goodbye not that long ago.]
Dressed "punk": 59%
Dressed "goth": 59%
Dressed "preppy": 59% [Probably all three to some extent depending on how you count...but in no case as some sort of style statement.]
Been to a motocross race: 59%
Avoided somebody: 58%
Been stalked: 58%
Stalked someone: 58%
Met a celebrity: 57%
Played an instrument: 57% [Not and produced anything resembling music.]
Ridden a horse: 56%
Cut yourself: 55%
Bungee jumped: 55%
Ding-dong-ditched somebody: 55%
Been to a wild party: 54% [I'm having to count wild bars for this one...actual parties probably not.]
Got caught stealing something: 54%
Kicked a guy in the balls: 54% [Though I keep it in mind as an option.]
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend: 54%
Went out with your friend's crush: 54% [Only one possibility for this, a long time ago, and it never occurred.]
Got arrested: 54%
Been pregnant: 54% [Tell me, would you think of me differently if I had been?]
Babysat: 53%
Been to another country: 52%
Started your house on fire: 52% [Not that I never came fairly close.]
Had an encounter with a ghost: 51% [This is one of those that neither "yes" nor "no" completely works for...it's sort of a long story.]
Donated your hair to cancer patients: 51%
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd to be asked out by: 50% [I never think anybody will ask me out, so I guess this has to be yes.]
Cried over a member of the opposite sex: 49%
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months: 48%
Sat on your ass all day: 47%
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself: 47%
Had a job: 46%
Gotten cut from a sports team: 46% [I avoided this fate by not joining any.]
Been called a whore: 46%
Danced like a whore: 46% [I can barely dance at all.]
Been mistaken for a celebrity: 46%
Been in a car accident: 45%
Been told you have beautiful eyes: 44% [Ex-Wife#1 could bullshit when she felt like it.]
Been told you have beautiful hair: 44%
Raped somebody: 44%
Danced in the rain: 44% [Not that I recall]
Been rejected: 43% [Only when I'm dumb enough to give someone the chance to.]
Walked out of a restaurant without paying: 43% [I've complained loudly enough to get a discount, however.]
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face: 43% [Not that I recall...not that I'm not tempted sometimes.]
Ok i don't know how to work a calculator, i admit it, but after seeing everyone's score i thought mine was low so i went back, i even missed a couple of questions the first time, duh.
The ones that i haven't done (and revealing this is more interesting than the total score i think) are 13,21 & 25.
I thinkif i get some time i might create one of these, but more slanted in my direction, it might get real interesting how many would even reveal their total score much less tell which ones didn't apply ... just thinking about it ;)
Here's the deal. You look it over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin.
PS: the smaller the better!
1. Had sex: $10.00
2. Smoked: $7.00
3. drank: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $10.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $1.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $5.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $5.00
9. Been expelled: $10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $8.00
11. Given oral: $9.00
12. Got oral: $6.00
13. Prank called the cops: $8.00
14. Stole something: $7.00
15. Done drugs: $10.00
16.Dyed your hair: $3.00
17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $10.00.
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $10.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
21. Said you love someone but didn’t mean it: $1.00
22. Been in love: $5.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $5.00
24. Went streaking: $1.00
25. Got arrested: $10.00
26. Cuddled: $1.00
27. Peed in the pool: $5.00
28. Played spin the bottle: $7.00
29. Done something you regret: $5.00
1:08:54 PM wanderingelm: why?
1:09:04 PM jackasspat: that was my plan last night
1:09:05 PM jackasspat: nothing happened
1:09:09 PM jackasspat: dispite all the alcohol
1:09:17 PM wanderingelm: oh
1:09:28 PM wanderingelm: well you don't want your first time to be when you're drunk
1:09:36 PM jackasspat: im a guy
1:09:40 PM jackasspat: orgasms are orgasms
1:09:43 PM jackasspat: just more pride
By Terri Lewis
reprinted by Destiny with permission
Imagine being able to suddenly be more appealing to the opposite sex. The very thought of discovering a magic way of turning heads and getting attention is exciting and intriguing. Is it possible to actually affect the way the opposite gender responds to you? Yes, it is and human pheromones are nature's way of sending a subtle, but powerful message to the opposite sex. Pheromones are hormonal substances released by all human beings, and there are ways of harnessing this powerful scent for your own benefit.
In the animal kingdom, pheromones are chemicals popularly known for their ability to attract members of the same species, and most often of the opposite sex. These pheromones are actually scents that animals recognize and use to communicate with one another. This aromatic signal causes sexual stimulation and will lead an animal to seek out another of its kind for mating purposes. Not unlike animals, human beings are also attuned to sex pheromones, which accounts for the reason why individuals are attracted to one another. It has been proven in scientific studies that scent is a powerful sexual stimulant. Moreover, scent has the unique ability to trigger memory and motivate behaviour and mood. If you have ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to another person, sex pheromones may be just the reason.
How can our unique human pheromones be used to appeal to the opposite sex? We are always releasing these powerful and mysterious chemicals into the air, but sometimes with little or no effect. Luckily, human pheromones can be recreated and captured in a bottle. If you would like to increase your pheromone scent, you can use a scientifically engineered pheromone concentrate. The most effective manufactured pheromones come in 99.99% pure oils with both Androstenone and Androstenol pheromones. These products may come as a perfume or cologne, and are also available as wipes. Many men and women have used pheromone oils and reported a significant increase in attention from members of the opposite sex. Think of bottled pheromones as sex appeal in a bottle, and they can work for you!
Appealing to the opposite sex does not have to be a mystery any longer. Human pheromones are nature's way of sending out signals to the opposite sex. No need to practice pick-up lines or clever tactics for getting a date. Strengthen your pheromone scent with chemicals that can be bought and worn for increased sex appeal. The next time you go out on the town looking for some attention, trust your pheromones to increase your chances of success!
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^ Those were the suggested tags. Where the hell they got that from is anyone's guess. Hope they're not refering to me.
Now this is not something I'd normally do, but the urge is SO DAMN GREAT.
Filling this form will enrich no-one.
1) smoked (cigs)
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) made out with someone of the same sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10) done drugs
TOTAL: 10
11) taken pain killers
12) taken someone elses prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die
TOTAL: 9
21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eaten a carton of icecream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) recieved a ticket
28) been in a wreck
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar
TOTAL: 6
31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own a 50 cent cd
TOTAL: 4
41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been to drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 7
51) snuck into some else's room
52) had a crush on someone of the same sex
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush
TOTAL: 6
61) consider ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a resteraunt without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age
TOTAL: 7
71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed
TOTAL: 3
81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test
TOTAL: 6
91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 10 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) wear eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100) laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
TOTAL: 6
OVERALL TOTAL - 90
10-20= goodie goodie
21-30= a little rebelious
31-40= getting hot baby
41-50= rebel
51-60= bad girl/boy
61-70= bitch
71-80= we cant believe u made it this far!!!!!
81-90= damn
91-100= fucking bad ass
There we go, I am now officially a BITCH. At least that's what this stupid questoniarre thinks. Why did I spend 10 precious minutes of sweet life doing it...beats me.
plus I have new photos. Actually old ones, but i could bothered uploading them now.
Good luck with your lives, all of you...
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