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White rabbits!
Yeah... That's supposed to bring good luck if it's the first thing you say on the first day of a month.
I don't know if it applies to specific months, or one specific month...
March is the month with my favourite month name.
I mean, how cool does it sound?
MARCH.
Although, white rabbits was not the first thing I said today.
The first thing I said today was:
"...And we'll get your ears through."
You're probably thinking: "...WTF MATE."
Well, that's what I said to Gina as I was putting her collar on.
She doesn't wear a collar in the house - she only wears it when she's outside or on a lead.
She has big floppy ears, and they'd gotten trapped underneath her collar.
I said that to her gently as I tried to free them.
This is Gina - laid on my parents' bed.
She was laid on my bed earlier, when I was cleaning my room. Cheeky cow. 
Gina isn't our pet - she belongs to a friend of my parents.
They're away in India, so we're looking after her - as we often do when they go away.
When we do look after her though, she doesn't eat anything for the first day or two - but once she's accustomed herself to the surroundings, she'll eat something we put down for her.
If we let her eat anything from our hand, or from a plate on the floor - she'll be sick.
My parents took her to my nan's earlier - and apparently she was sick on her rug.
We were looking after Gina in Christmas of 2006 - and we'd put down a plate of turkey for her.
She ate it as fast as is actually possible - walked about four metres, then chucked it straight back up infront of the front door.
It didn't look much different to what it looked like before she'd eaten it.
When both of my parents are at work, I take Gina for a whizz on the field behind our house.
I've been asked by two of my friends why she squats to pee.
Quite simply - because she's a girl.
If you didn't know that - female dogs, or bitches - don't cock their leg to pee.
It's just like us female humans, we don't have a penis to direct our urine spray, so we have to sit or squat.
Whizzing in a forest is the worst for a girl - if you ever have to pee behind a tree or a bush in an emergency resort - you have to keep your balance, make sure you don't dall down with your arse in a pile of leaves and dirt - and you have to hold your trousers and pants back, to make sure you don't pee on them.
It's also a common accident to pee on one's shoes.
So boys - spare a thought for the females, who cannot aim their yellow expulsion.
I liked looking at the snow once Gina had whizzed on it when I took her for a walk on the snow-covered field last year - with a former friend of mine.
It was difficult for us both to stand up on the icy pathways, and I was suprised that Gina actually wanted to stay out in such weather - she doesn't like rain, wind, or fireworks.
I sat with her one night on bonfire night when we were all around my mam's friend's house for a party.
I was a little afraid myself - mainly because Gina kept looking like she wanted to bite me, although I just wanted to help.
Here's an extreme close-up.
- Taken by Adam, this afternoon.
Unless you really dislike dogs, I bet you can't stare into her eyes and not say "Awww!"
Go on. Try it.
Dixie dares you. :P
ALLRIGHT MUTT!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! NEVER CALL MY SISTER A GOTHIC BITCH! YOU DON'T KNOW HER!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I SAID YOUR OLDEST BROTHER WAS A FREAKEN DUMPED BASTARD! HUH? HE GOT DUMPED BY HIS FINCEE JUST LIKE YOU WILL WHEN YOUR OLDER! Wait...Whats that? You have no Chance of getting married? Oh yea! I'm sorry! I forgot!!! Mutt Be lucky That your not the time for me to come over to your house and beat the shit at of you!!! Be Thankful that the school dosen't allow people to get killed! Beware, My sister dosen't care about the rules. If she sees you, Your going to be on the ground crying! Have a nice day, ^_^