Ladies, ever wish there were videos out there made where the guys are the backup dancers? Especially guys with big "tents" in their pants? PEACHES is one of those gender bending artists out there drawing lots of sex appeal from both teams (if you know what I mean). Check out the song "Tent in Your Pants" and watch the following videos for a taste.
The tent so big the tent so big the tent so big the tent so big i see something in your pants that can't be real don't hold back, baby, tell me what's the deal i gotta move in closer and cop a feel oh my, you got something with mass appeal the tent so big in your pants, baby the tent so big in your pants if there's a housing crisis in the n anymore need a place to go, you gotta open the door wanna save the night, pull up a floor wanna feel alright, party galore you got a tents gig going in france, baby an immense gig up in your pants, baby the kids need something romance, baby come on, let's take a chance (ooh) the tent's so big in your pants, baby i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby gonna sell those tickets advance, baby an immense gig up in your pants, baby the tent's so big in your pants, baby i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby gonna sell those tickets advance, baby an immense gig up in your pants, baby i'm invite assuring you, connie and dean girls and boys everywhere wanna make the scene there's a pole in the middle and it's made out of wood we should all dance around it, we would if we could stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down get to romancing, down, down to the ground stop the pole dancing, sliding up and down get to romancing, down, down to the ground the tent's so big in your pants, baby i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby gonna sell those tickets advance, baby an immense gig up in your pants, baby the tent's so big in your pants, baby i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby gonna sell those tickets advance, baby an immense gig up in your pants, baby you lick the pole when it's cold and your tongue'll stick so keep the party pumpin' and thumpin' and shit rubbin' the club, legs in between lovin' the scrub, keepin' it clean we're gonna wash that pole we're gonna wash that pole we're gonna wash that pole scrub that pole, wash that pole the tent's so big in your pants, baby i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby gonna sell those tickets advance, baby an immense gig up in your pants, baby the tent's so big in your pants, baby i'm gonna bring my friends for a dance, baby gonna sell those tickets advance, baby an immense gig up in your pants, baby hurts so good i got a soregasm hurts so good i got a soregasm hurts so good i got a soregasm hurts so good i got a soregasm hurts so good i got a soregasm hurts so good i got a soregasm hurts so good i got a soregasm
Seen any funny sexy videos out there? Suggest a few our way in a reply. ENJOY THE HOTNESS!
1) wasted the day away and woke up at the lovely hour of 10:01am. 2) got online and spent the rest of my morning and a large portion of my afternoon chatting, blogging, listening to music, and commenting. 3) realized I should get off my ass and start getting ready to attend the wake of my dad's former C.D.'s manager who passed away Thursday. 4) hurried hurried hurried to find something that a) was appropriate (i.e. nothing low cut/too revealing which in and of its self is nearly impossible in my wardrobe) and b) didn't make me look like some kind of frumpy crap bag. 5) flew out of the house, made arrangements to meet my brother for lunch after the wake. 6) left wake and decided to go to Ryan's (in our defense, the choices in Gville are depressingly slim) where I dished out $60+ for a party of 5 (which wouldn't bug me if it hadn't been Ryan's. I mean, come on, the majority of the stuff on the bar is non-vegetarian which is sucky when the majority of the party is vegetarian. Plus, their cooked veggies sucked. Good salad bar and soft serve fro-yo though). 7) attempted to lay the ground work for a better relationship with my dad. Keep your fingers crossed--I want to be happier and I want him to be happier....so maybe things will go well. I don't know. 8) came home and changed out of the fuschia stilettos that I had been been glared at as a result of having worn (a woman in Ryan's looked at me, then my shoes, then gave me the look of death. I didn't realize fuschia stilettos = She devil/flaming whore/skank/slut of the century/etc). 9) decided to go see 27 Dresses with my mom and sis. Enjoyed myself as well as the movie thoroughly. I want some sexy writer to carry on sarcastic banter with me and make me swoon for him, too. In case the previous sentence didn't make it clear, the movie was good and if you like a lovely romantic comedy then you should go see it. 10) came home and gave you a recap of my day. 11) I'm beginning to think that I should have grown up in the 1970s. Just a thought...
Also, I'm seriously loving The Kooks. Some of their videos are as follows (the videos are so-so but I'm posting them for the music):
The Schoenberg Center and the Schoenberg family, pursuing their open-door policy toward the legacy of the extraordinary Arnold, has deposited forty videos on YouTube, containing some really rare and fascinating material.
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