Moron @ MindSay

When I get a chance, or have the supplies, I will make my own coffee at home and take it on the road with me on the way to work.  It's cheaper, quicker, and there is less of a chance that it won’t be made to my liking.  However, I ran out of coffee a few days ago and haven’t gone to the store to get more, so its Tim Horton’s on the way to work.  I pull up to go through the drive-through, in Johnston near the highway onramp, but there is a guy blocking the line, talking on his phone.  He clearly just picked this spot to BS to whomever, with no desire to get in line. 

 

So I give the guy a little toot.  Using the horn in the car is all about the pressure and frequency, otherwise you can really piss someone off.  I give him the light toot, and he proceeds to move out of the way in quick fashion.  Total time elapsed, 15 seconds.  Not bad, so I give him the thank you wave as I drive by.  This is when I notice him yelling “Fuckin…” at me.  Another stupid Johnston Italian Mafioso wannabe.  I hate these idiots.  They puff out their chests and talk like retard meatheads.  You know that guy. 

 

Anyways, as he see’s my hand raised, he backs off 100% immediately and starts on the “oh, yeah, no problem.”  Too late, you’ve exposed yourself as a prick, moron, and degenerate in the span of 45 seconds, not to mention ignorant for blocking the lane in the first place.  First impressions count my friend; you get no second chances, way to be an asshole. 

Which explains why Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton gave such a measured and well thought out answer at the Miss Teen USA pageant to the question, "A Recent Poll Showed That Some Americans Can't Find The USA On A World Map, Why Do You Think This Is?".

Here's the brilliant answer:

"The Iraq"??? This broad is a national treasure.
And here's the video just because this moment is so very, very awesome:



How A.C. Slater kept himself from laughing in this chick's face is a mystery to me.

Okay, I am reading my daily update from International Christian Embassy Jerusalem (ICEJ) and I am astounded to read that Prime Minister Olmert has offered a secret deal to Syria: an exchange of peace for the Golan Heights. If this is true, either Olmert is in a mental state of delusion or he is just plain moronically stupid.

 

Syria’s history of deception, making deals, breaking deals and aiding factions of terrorists and their enemies by constantly switching sides is the essence of Syria’s political nature. Assad will only keep a deal with Israel if there is a perceived huge benefit that will not hinder Syrian National Interests. Incidentally Syrian National Interests is more about money to be made for the Assad dynasty than any official political ideology or Islamist politico-theology publicly endorsed (or repudiated depending on the money).

 

Olmert is insane to deal unless he has a plan to offset Syrian duplicity. Olmert’s history does not suggest he is smart enough to have such a plan of action.

 

Israeli daily: Olmert willing to withdraw from Golan Heights

Olmert to Assad: Israel willing to pay "price of peace"

 

Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert recently relayed a secret message to Syrian President Bashar Assad saying Israel knows the price of peace and will be willing to pay it, the Israeli daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported today.

 

According to the report, Olmert told the Syrian leader that Israel would return the disputed Golan Heights in exchange for a comprehensive peace agreement and the severing of Damascus’ alliance with Iran and terror groups in the region.

 

 

The newspaper quoted a senior Israeli as saying that Assad has yet to respond to Israel’s offer.

The report alleged that US President George Bush gave Olmert the green light for negotiations with Syria in an hour-long phone conversation last month, and that the two leaders will further discuss the possibility of talks during their scheduled meeting at the White House on June 19.

 

A Syrian diplomat in London denied the report, saying that Damascus had not received any invitation from Israel to open negotiations, Israel Radio reported. (ICEJ email – 6/8/07)

This is a deal that the Israeli government has to know is insane! Olmert’s premiership absolutely needs to be terminated. Ironically the Assad government has publicly allowed plausible deniability for Olmert. Does “Land for Peace” sound like Olmert or not? Hello, Olmert’s Convergence plan: we pro-Israel people must be aware.

 

Mean while both Israel and Syria are overtly preparing for war.

 

This just in, my father just went and go, and came home with, a set of yamaha drums! The cost 1250 bucks! They are used, he found the ad is the newspaper. What the fuck is the moron thinking?! I can think of several things around here that need to be fixed. No, why fix any of those things, just blow the money on shit that he doesnt need, wont use, and will just collect dust.

 

I just cant believe tha he'd do something so stupid after he bitches about the little shit that we buy. WTF! I seriously dont understand what the fuck goes on between his ears.

 

~ seriously this amout of stupidity blows my mind

I am an asshole and I am the first to admit  it.
And I don’t try to hide it any way .
However you know what pisses me ?

You don’t ?…..ok well I will tell ya.
These so called  Christians  in the world who are always the first to pass judgment on others.
And then hide behind god  as if that makes it all ok.

Yeah these people are bigger assholes than me.
Because at least I am not using god as my excuse to be an asshole.
No I am just an asshole.

However these fuckers think they are all high and mighty because they  quote a few lines from the bible.
And if you  disagree with them then they  try to  use god as a shield  or as an excuse.
And say shit like  you a re going to hell.

Well if I am going to hell …then by god I am going .
However  I am going there knowing  that I  stand by what I say and do.
I am man  enough to face the consequences for my actions.

And I don’t use anyone or anything as an excuse.
So in closing  I just want to say .
You damn right I am an asshole but so are you …you bible thumping moron .