Momma @ MindSay

Such a simple question, yes?  If only there were an equally simple answer.

 

At any rate, I've been busy lately, re-evaluating my life, as it were.  I know I keep saying I'll start posting regularly again and I never do, and it's aggravating me as much as it's aggravating to you.  I won't make any promises this time, but I really don't want to abandon this blog, regardless of who reads it or not.

 

That being said, many thanks to all my Mindsay friends who have not deleted me from their network.  I wouldn't have really blamed you if you had, but it makes me happy that you didn't.  =)

 

For those of you that knew about my trip:  It was awesome!!!!!

For those of you that didn't know about my trip:  It was still awesome!!!!!!  lmao

 

*ahem*  So, now that I have shit to say, I'll be around more.  Keep an eye out.  =P

 

Anyway, here's random quotes!!!  :D

 

"There, I blew it!" -- Little Josh

 

"How dare I wear pants!" -- Sam

 

"Top o' the falls to ya!" -- Mark

 

Sam:  *reading a sign*  " 'Do not enter.' "

Mark:  "Oh, that's what that means!"

 

"That's the worst tasting dollar bill ever!.....Not that I'm a connoisseur of money or anything." -- Aaron

 

"Get out of my mouth!!" -- Little Josh

 

"Why are you singing 'Jesus Loves the Little Children' ?"  *pause*  "How do you even know that song?" -- Sam

 

Me:  *on the phone*  "Sorry dear, can't help you.  Zombies aren't really my thing."

Daddy:  *walking by*  "I dated a few, back in the 60s!!"

 

"No idea dum ding." -- Aaron

 

"It says here you're wanted on three counts of grand theft coconut!!" -- random dialogue from Animal Crossing DS

 

"Aw yeah, you put the 'pimp' in milk!!" -- Little Josh

 

Momma:  "Is it raining?"

Daddy:  "Yep."  *puts on shoes*

Momma:  "Where are you going?"

Daddy:  "Outside."

Momma:  "But it's raining!"

Daddy:  "Doesn't matter, I'll be inside!"

Me:  "........You just said you'd be outside!"

Daddy:  "Only for a second before I'm inside!"

 

*chuckles*  Ah, the sweet sound of nonsense.  Music to my ears.  :p

 

Well, I'm headed to bed.  See ya!!  ^_^

 

Until next time,

 

TheFallenAngel

 

P.S. -- Do not call me while drunk.  I may be with family.  ;)  (Long story, don't ask.  lol)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There will never will be enough words to express how much I love you two.

One made me strong and caring, while the other made sacrifices to get me where I am.

One gave when you had nothing to give, while the other held back.

One helped me shed tears, while the other told me to buckle up and be strong.

The tables have turned as grammy has aged and my mother has had to soften.

I have had a great life and thank you both for loving me with a loving heart, a wet switch as well as soft bossom.

thank you mommy...thank you grammy.

 

 

 

Three generations still strong.

Before I explain myself, let's start things off with a few random quotes:

 

"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own!" -- Mythbusters

 

"Trust the smoke." -- Me 

 

"Inexplicably, I am wearing chain mail." -- also from Mythbusters

 

"That's no flying saucer, that's my ass!!" -- Bender from Futurama

 

"It reaches out in all directions, like a confused octopus." -- Narrator on Discovery Atlas: Brazil

 

Momma:  "Why are you checking it again?"

Daddy:  "Well now I'll check it a third time, just so you have something to say about it."

Momma:  "All right, smartass."

 

"Pants!!" -- Alex, one of my roommates

 

"That's the table from Mariner's; get that out of here!" -- Mr. Richardson

 

Me:  "Ok, so here's me, and here's Ian..."

Ian:  "Why am I the pepper?"

Me:  "Because I want to be the salt."

 

*later in same conversation*

Jenny:  "I bet he was coming to pepper your chicken."

 

*in a discussion about building a huge pond in our backyard*

Momma:  "Why does it have to be that close to the back of the house?"

Daddy:  "What else am I going to do with the yard?"

Momma:  "Well, I was thinking that one day we might have grandchildren who want to come over and play in the backyard, and I don't want to worry about them falling in that pond if they want to play baseball or football."

Daddy:  "They can play boat-ball!"

*pause*

Momma:  "You're so full of shit, Joe."

 

*giggles*  :p

 

Now to explain the title:  I came back to my apartment after class to find that my bathroom floor is covered in water.  It's pouring down rain outside, there's no visible leak in my ceiling (plus I live on the first floor), so I am left to assume that either some pipe is leaking, or the water is seeping up from underground.  Cuz nowhere else in the apartment is flooded, that I know of.  And my bedroom is fine, as far as I can tell. 

 

Well, at least it's in the bathroom.  That way I can just wring stuff out over the tub or the toilet.  But still.  Now I know better than to lazily leave a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor.  =P

 

In other news, let's end this post on a humerous note.  Here is the latest band email from Mr. Richardson, sent out yesterday in regards to today's rehearsal:

 

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Subject:  Monday Musings

1) In the event of rain during the afternoon, we will rehearse inside the CAPA building. Stay tuned for further updates.

2) Please do not call asking if we are having rehearsal.

3) We will rehearse even if it is raining.

4) Tomorrow's rehearsal will be indoors should precipitation occur.

5) There is no Monday Musing number five.

6) A good music rehearsal is just what the doctor ordered to cure a case of rain.

7) In the unlikely event of sunshine, rehearsal will be at the practice field.

8) By the way, please do not call, e-mail, write, shout, telegraph, inquire by way of carrier pigeon, or in any other manner ask if we are indeed holding rehearsal on the morrrow (that being Monday) -- the answer is a resounding YES.

Cheers! KR

 

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*snickers*  :p

 

Well, that's all I have to say at the moment.  I will be here until 2:30ish, then I'm going to send a carrier pigeon to find out if we have rehearsal today.  ;)

 

Until next time,

 

TheFallenAngel

Let me go ahead and make this clear:  My mother is not as mean as some of you might think she sounds from this conversation.  She was just giving me a hard time.  I guess you had to have been there, but I thought it was pretty funny.  :p

 

Setting:  The family and I were shopping in the mall today.

 

Me:  "Momma, is there anyplace around here where I can go to get my bra size measured?"

 

Momma:  "Yes, but we don't have time for that."

 

*later on, as we walked past Victoria's Secret*

 

Me:  "Momma, can we just go in real quick and have them measure me?"

 

Momma:  "No, I told you, we don't have time for that!  Why are you so anxious to get measured for that, anyway?"

 

Me:  "Cuz some of my bras are getting a little tight, and I want to see if I'm wearing the right size or not."

 

Momma:  "Well, it's called 'you gained weight'."

 

Me:  *grumbles*

 

Momma:  "I'm sorry, but that's not what we came here for.  We're only here to buy the necessities.  We don't have time for the luxuries."

 

Me:  ".....So wearing a bra is a luxury?"

 

Momma:  ".....Right now, yes."

 

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Pfffffft......  =P

 

In other news, I hate my new cell phone.  -_-

 

It's all shiny and colorful and it's got a bunch of buttons, but for all the flashy exterior, it doesn't have shit for options.  My old phone had more ringtones and was a lot less complicated.

 

I miss my old phone.  =(

 

*sniffle*

 

TheFallenAngel

Hopefully I can stop laughing long enough to type all this.  :p

 

Ok, we came home from karate (all four of us) and let Millie outside to do her business.  When she came back in, she wanted to get up on my bed.  (It's too high for her to jump.)  So I picked her up, put her on the bed, and she laid down on top of my pillows.

 

A few minutes later, I heard Momma fussing in the living room.  Turns out Millie had peed behind the couch.  Usually when she does something like that, she goes and hides under something first chance she gets.  But I suppose this time she felt she was safe.  lol

 

Well, Momma came in my room and said, "Is she hiding?"  I was like, "No, she's right there."  So Momma went up to her, and Millie was looking up at Momma like, "Oh shit."  Momma came up and fussed at her, then popped her on the behind a couple times.  (Millie almost got herself into more trouble because she tried to bite Momma.) 

 

Once the fussing was done, Momma lifted Millie up off my bed and put her down on the floor.  She told her, "Go!  Go hide!  I know that's what you're gonna do!  Go on!"  And Millie trotted off to the utility room (translation "the room with the washer and dryer" ) with her tail between her legs.

 

I was already laughing, just because of the look on Millie's face.  Josh was standing in my doorway, also laughing.  Momma was trying to keep the "mad" look on her face, but I could tell she wanted to laugh too. 

 

Oh, but you haven't heard the best part yet.

 

Josh went to the utility room to see where Millie had gone.  A moment later, he came out and informed us:

 

"She's hiding behind the toilet!!"

 

Of course I had to get up and go see this for myself.  And sure enough:

 

  

 

I thought I was going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard. 

 

She's still there!!!  lmao

 

TheFallenAngel

 

Edit:  Right as I was about to post this, I saw her sneak into my little brother's room.  She has dissappeared into all his mess, and I have no idea when she'll be coming out.  =P

 

More edit:  We found her under Josh's bed.  She stayed there for about an hour.  lol