You know, given the failure of our military to accomplish so far what we hoped for in the Middle East, yes, I do think the solution is to quit and come home. In fact, I think we should bring every single soldier we have in other countries home for a long three-day weekend just to see what will happen. We have our spies, armies, guns, bombs, planes, submarines, missiles, tanks, and nuclear devices stationed in 129 different countries all over the world. Yes, let's bring them all home for just three days and see how the world responds. Yes, I am serious. Yes, I do think it's worth a try. Bombing and threats of bombing really aren't working all that well. Yes, let's go back to square one—for just three days. Then, if it becomes obvious to the American people that one place in the world outside our country needs our army and the American people vote to send it there, fine. Let's announce to the world, hey, world, we're bringing all the American armies and weapons—every single one—back home for three days, and for three days you are all on your own and, hey, good luck!
