Eric and I just bought our first home, which is super exciting. I've been offline for a week or two with the insanity of last-minute packing and the move. For reasons that don't merit description, I did a Mapquest search on a nearby road and was delighted to discover that our new town contains the following thoroughfares and districts:
- Peppermint Corner - Featherbed Lane - Muzzy Lane - Blackberry AND Blueberry Rds - Tiger Tail Circle
I am convinced that we live in the land of elves, or at the very least, dedicated users of psychedelic drugs.
I have an unfortunate tendency for misreading perfectly legitimate words and names as less-appropriate alternatives. In this case, my brain transformed "Bedard Avenue" into "Bastard Avenue" as my eyes roamed over the map.
The oven has finished self-cleaning, so I can safely enter the kitchen without threat of having my eyebrows singed off from the heat. Back to unpacking!