Michaella @ MindSay

It seems once again I've wasted my time going in to college.
This time it was literal though - I'd gone in early on the college bus, sat around for nearly 2 hours, only to find my only lesson of the day was cancelled.

My fucking cunt of a mother didn't even give me any bus fare - so I had to use the money my grandad gave me - which, might I fucking add, I was SAVING.
And the worst part is, I daren't even tell the bitch - she'll probably bite my head off like she normally does.

I sat with Michaella on the bus - then sat with her until her lesson.
She gave me more ham sandwiches. I'm glad she did - I was really hungry. Sometimes I want breakfast, other times I'm not arsed.

I looked through some of my printed guides that I use for my drawings - pictures I've found on DeviantArt and printed off to use as references for my own work.
I gave a few to Michaella - some I'd already used and some that I didn't think I could do anything with.

While I was waiting for my lesson that turned out to be cancelled, I drew my 2nd picture for DATWBSVOH.
This is a picture of Ashleigh Sparrow and her biggest rival Andrew Eagle - just before a big wheelchair basketball match against each other.



[DeviantArt link...]

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I came home early because of the lesson cancelling.
I listened to Enter Sandman on loop all the way back.
I'm addicted to that song. I'd like to film a Guitar Hero band video to it.
I need to buy a microphone stand though - I want to do drums and vocals together. :)

When I got back, I cleaned my room, did some washing - and whilst mam was out - I GOT WHAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE.
Ha, I got my fucking coursework bitch. Damn right I did.

And I even put the camera back where it was, inconspicous. She'll never know I had it. Ha ha ha ha.

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I finished off the scenario of Crash Bash.
According to the save screen - I have 101%, but I've not gathered everything yet...
I don't understand how I can have 101%, not even collecting everything from the REGULAR levels. I haven't even went into the secret levels yet!

I got annoyed with it after a while and reverted to Guitar Hero: World Tour.
I played it for a good 4 hours, mainly concentrating on getting scores on Medium guitar.
I've got about 600 groupies too - I'm nearly at 19,000.

I didn't actually realise until this morning - how often I make Ashleigh laugh.
It's so easy as well. If I say anything minorly witty, with a strange voice or anything semi-amusing - she'll laugh. She pisses herself if I repeat something she's said back to her with 'The Ashleigh Voice'.
I tend to make anything she said a lot more dramatic though. I add in lots of words.

I was sat on a round table with Lewis, Michaella and Ashleigh.
We had random conversations - ocassionally mentioning our oncoming Media Studies exam, which occured today at 9:15.

I proved to Lewis how terrible of a speller Ash actaually is.
We were mocking the idea of her having a reader for the exam - mainly by using 'The Ashleigh Voice' to say things like: "UHHH... CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION LOL..."

I asked her to spell "reinforcements" out loud.
It's hilarious watching her - her eyes dart in all directions and she opens her mouth really wide.
And of course, she spelt it wrong.
"R-E-E-N-F-O-R-S-M-E-N-T-S".

Oh Ashleigh. :)

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Our exam was in a seminar room on the 4th floor.
Lewis and I walked up the stairs together. We started off from the ground floor at a reasonable pace - but were slightly less enthusiastic when we reached 4th.
Those bloody stairs. :)

And that bloody seminar room!
Asides from the fact a ton of people couldn't see the screen at the front properly - so the moderators had to call up some random woman, who made everyone stand up and move their desks around (we started the exam 20 minutes late because of this...) - there had to be something in the air. Everyone was CONSTANTLY sneezing, and I find sneezes piss. I was also proper itchy - I was scratching my wrist to the point where I made it bleed a little bit.

I got agitated reading over the questions at the start - so I was chewing my thumb.
I made that bleed too, and I ended up wiping a smear of blood across a page in my answer booklet.

The unseen text was fucked.
It was a trailer for Channel 4 +1 - and it was a RAPID MONTAGE.
If you started writing something about one clip, by the time you'd finished - you'd have missed about 5 others.

The moderators were fucking dozy as well - WE were telling THEM the exam times!
Oh, and one of them said 'AQA' as "AQUA!" - I seriously pissed. :)

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I'd say the only question I really bodged was the Instituions question in section A.
I really don't think I wrote enough for it.

I'd say my section B answer was pretty mint.
I used up all the space in my answer booklet with my essay.
I also got to write lots about Gok's Fashion Fix. Tee hee.

Even if I really bodge the exam - I can re-sit it.
But even so - my coursework sounds to be awesome - so that'll bring the grade up.

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I met up with Ashleigh and Shelly afterwards.
Ash had obviously not had the faff of the late start - being in a room all by herself, alone with her READER, lmao.

Ash didn't even need her 'extra-bonus-I'm-a-dippy-dyslexic-cow-extra-twenty-minutes' - she found the exam a pile of piss too. :)

I had a massive craving for crisps - so I got a bag of Smokey Bacon and a bag of BBQ Rib Walkers.
Ashleigh had a pannini - but ended up giving me half of her chips. I dunno why she bothers with chips - she always ends up giving them to me.
Not that I complain like. :)

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Today felt strange.
It didn't feel like the last day in college with Ash and Shelly together - that's what the Friday felt like.
Today just felt like a little bonus day.

Ashleigh went home at 1 - and Shelly didn't end up going to her A block lesson, surprise surprise.
The two of us went and sat on the 4th floor stairs.
I ate more crisps. :)
I also cuddled up to Shelly, kissing her a lot.

I can be content just to kiss her.
She has really soft lips, and they feel so nice against mine.

It's so much nicer to kiss a woman than it is to kiss a man.
Their lips and skin are so much softer, and you can feel your breasts press slightly against theirs when you're close. :)

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When I got home, I ate 6 rashers of bacon and a packet of bacon noodles.
LOLBACON.

I finished off Tron Bonne - updated my Backloggery. :)
I don't think I TOTALLY completed it though - I had a few Servbots whose skills weren't totally maxed...
Mehhhhh... Maybe I'll play through it again soon.

I started up a new save of Gex: Deep Cover Gecko.
This time, I'm determined to get EVERYTHING.
All the paw coins, all the bonus coins, all the remotes.
I WILL THRASH THOSE DODGY LEVELS.

Tonight, I've managed to get about a little further than halfway through the game.
I've finished off a lot of the earlier levels - I'm approaching the dodgier ones - but I'll save those for tomorrow.

My Backloggery is going to be so happy. :)

I went into college early today.
I did originally plan to do some work on finishing off my sketchbooks before my D block lesson - but it didn't happen.
I met up with Michaella and sat with her on the round tables for a while.

She told me she was excited about spending a sexy Wednesday with her boyfriend. We had a dirrrty sex talk. Apparently I make it hilarious because sometimes I seem so serious about something you just can't be serious about.
The best topic for me to discuss with a straight face is lubricant.
I plan to buy some wild cherry flavour later in the week. They sell pina colada flavour too, along with the usual feel, tingle and heat varieties. I like the feel one, the one in the blue bottle - but why not try a flavour?
Besides, I don't like pineapples, so I wouldn't like the pina colada one.

Michaella has started giving me random ham sandwiches.
She makes them on brown bread with margerine. It tastes like some random supermarket own brand ham. It's nice though.
I was hungry, so I ate the sandwich she palmed off on me. I put a handful of cheese and onion Pom-Bears inside it. Crisps are the best addition to a bland meat sarnie. :)

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Shelly came into college about 20 minutes before my D block lesson.
I was playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon on my DS.
I've managed to get a decent medal on all the levels of Cooking Mama 2 - but there's around 5 that I just can't get the gold for. It's doing my tits in. I have the three prize trophies - so I class that as a bare completion.

I cuddled up to her for a while, kissing her gently every few minutes.
I'm feeling a little more confident with being affectionate with her in college.
Everyone knows about our relationship anyway. I shouldn't be arsed.
Therefore, I'm not.

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In Media Studies only about 8 of the class were there.
Sarah gave us practice exam papers.

I need to stop swearing infront of my tutors.
I looked at the questions and exclaimed: "Are these the questions from the January exam Sarah? They're A PILE OF PISS!"

I dunno if she was surprised at the "piss", or the fact I'd proclaimed that the questions seemed easy.
They were, I suppose.

We had to watch the opening sequence to Harry Potter 5 three times.
I wasn't amused by this. Harry Potter makes me want to tear out my eyeballs and jump on them till they pop.

The questions seemed easy enough though.
I hope all goes well.

The last assignments I got back marked from Sarah - my representations question about Hot Fuzz and the institutions question about Hovis bread - they both got an A grade. :)

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I came back down and found Ash and Shelly sat on the tables.
Ash gave me 1/4 of a cheese and ham bomb sandwich.

TWO PEOPLE TODAY GAVE ME SANDWICHES. WHAT.

I ate it. It was alright, but it made me thirsty - so I went with Shelly when she bought a sausage sandwich and I got myself some Coke.
I wanted a banana milkshake, but neither the Refectory or the Bistro had any.

Shelly actually gave me a bite of her sandwich today too.
They are pretty tasty. I am now considering buying one... Hmmm...

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The three of us went upstairs to the art rooms.
Shelly was looking for contextual examples for her sketchbook - Ash was doing the same, only for her art project.

Bless her - the college have cocked up all the art exam timing, so she's having to stay back every night until about half 6 to get it all finished.
She'll be so stressed.
She looked really restless in the art rooms. I think the contexual research was boring her. I cuddled her and tried to cheer her up a bit.

I continued playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.
I've gotten to a part I'd neve gotten to on any previous saves. This time, I've saved Latios and Latias. :)

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In the 15 minute break before A block, the three of us sat on the stairs to the roof near the 4th floor lift.
Michaella burst through the art room doors screaming randomosity, followed by her mate, who yells down the stairwell at her: "COME BACK HERE OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MORE RED ROOSTER!"

The three of us absolutley pissed.
Michaella is hilarious at the best of times, but when she's been allowed to drink energy drinks... Fucking whar. :)

Shelly didn't seem willing to go to her A block lesson, so the two of us stayed sat on the stairs.
Ash went to Art and I stayed in college. I could have left at 12:15, but I want to spend as much time with those two in the last week of college that I can.

We played Cooking Mama 2 together.
I managed to do a few more of the poxy silver medals - upgrading them to gold. There's still around 3 that are silver though.
Shelly thinks its amusing that I really struggle with the "wash the rice" levels.
GAH! It's a pain in the arse though!

We spent the entire hour and a half cuddled up to each other. We shared lots of kisses.
I've discovered something about myself today: if I suddenly get aroused, I can feel myself blush and I feel my eyes widen.
I wonder what that looks like... I'd often like to see what my expressions are like sometimes.

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I felt depressed when I came home.
I laid on the sofa downstairs and ate cheesy hotdogs. I was that bored, I watched an hour of Maury on LIVING TV.
As if I watched Living TV...

I'm feeling really shitty at the moment.
I've had this idea for a comedic story for a few weeks now.
I'm getting more and more ideas for it every day - but for once, I'm having difficulties organising them.
I'm usually good at organising them, but I have problems with really basic linking details.

I can't let this idea go to waste. The title is epic.
Dixie And The Wheelchair-Bound Super-Villain Of Hemlington!

Shortened to DATWBSVOH.
(Which is really difficult to say as a word, compared to my usual stories with titles like BSOTF and TFATH.)

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Shelly sent me a link to a flash parody of Cooking Mama - made by PETA.
It's called Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals.

IT'S FUCKING HIALARIOUS.
You prepare a Thanksgiving turkey - and it's really gory, attempting to get the vegan/vegetarian message across.
Cooking Mama and blood is a pissylol combination.
The psychotic face they've given Mama is priceless too.


For the rest of the night, I organised some folders.
I transferred some stuff onto my external harddrive: Mr. Maxtor.

Stuff I didn't want to lose, like some photos of Ash, Shelly and I.
I organised all of my Photography folders and English coursework too.