Manly @ MindSay

A few weeks ago I saw some movie from the 80's that had Courtney Thorne-smith in it. In case you don't know who she is, she's a woman (using the term ginerly) with a really manly jaw that somehow manages to keep getting leading roles on TV shows.  I suspect that she is in fact TV's most successful transvestite.

Anyways, the movie wasn't interesting, but I kept watching to see if wearing any of the 80's jackets with the huge shoulder pads would make her look even more "young-buck-ish"

Answer:  Nope.

cramps = suckage

 

I want to be a man, so I don't have to deal with this.  Anybody willing to lend me a penis? Actually give me their penis, I don't think i'll be giving it back.  EVER.

 

Please and Thank you.

I am a manly man...a manly man in the mold of other manly men like Robert Mitchum and Steve McQueen.
Except for my girly side. Yes, my girly side. I have a distinctively feminine side that fluctuates from 13 year old girly to a Sex and the City characters age girly.
Examples of my girliness are:
I like mindless, testosterone free pop music. I am currently hooked on that song by the Pussycat Dolls, "Dontcha".
I shave my body hair, not like an Olympic swimmer mind you, but I buzz things down so that I don't look like a Wookie.
I have a lot of footwear.
I like musicals...I have seen GREASE a billion times and THE MUSIC MAN only a few times less than a billion; I actually enjoyed the RENT soundtrack and I plan on seeing the upcoming movie.

I'm a manly man.

I chop down trees and mow the lawn.

Yea.


And then I don't bathe for 4 days.

I like the dirt under my fingernails!



(This is one big joke)



Although

I am actually going to do all that I mentioned (except the bathing part) tomorrow with my dad.


And then I think I'm washing Bob


And cleaning my room.




::Crosses fingers for an Apple PowerBook for a graduation present::





I hope you all have as much of a manly day as I'm having tomorrow.



Now, go listen to some hard rock, let your beer gut out, heat up some frozen chicken wings, lay back in your favorite recliner, balance a beer on your stomach, and go watch sports.



Much love and God bless,
-Alex