Making A Baby @ MindSay

baby, I want you so bad
I never knew just what I had
until your ocean wave crashed over me
and washed all my insanity out to sea

I love the way your hair always gets into my mouth
your a prison babe and I'll never wanna get out
we can't finish a movie before we start making out
I say things to you I thought I'd never say out loud

baby, I want you so much
the way you look at me is such
an endless dream of numbing bliss
licking Stoli vodka off your lips

I love the way your face glows in the sparkling moonlight
I am Jack's urge to always lose the fight
if I fall asleep, I'm done for, your gonna have to keep me up all night
'cuz when the glitter wears off, babe, you'll still be bathed in light

baby, I want you true blue
all I ever think about is you
I know you'll exhaust me and wear me down
but at least I'll be next to you when I'm buried in the ground

I love the way your smell permeates everything I wear
you spend too much time sleeping in the devil's lair
and as the sugary waft of burning flesh thickens in the air
there's only one way to show you how much I really care

It has been almost a year since I miscarried our baby.    I was 8 weeks and 6 days along and had 2 perfect ultrasounds.  We thought we were on our way to a healthy baby when something went wrong.  My husband went with me to another ultrasound that day...we were just assuming another picture of the heart beating.  What we found out was that sometime in the week previous the heart had stopped beating and there is no one to explain to us why.  There are still a gazillion unanswered questions.  My niece was born the day after I miscarried...it was a bitter sweet moment for us...We were grieving and they were rejoicing.  Now she is almost 1 and almost walking...it is her first Christmas and we have no new baby to share our Christmas with.  *sigh*  I have 3 children from my first marriage but this was to be the first for my husband...I hurt so much for him too...The older I get the less chance I have of ever having another baby....and the less chance he has of ever being a father.  It saddens me greatly.  Dont get me wrong....we try almost daily....*soft smile*  but my eggs must be too old for his quick sperm....something isnt clicking and its making us crazy.  Well I am off to bed...its been a long damn day....hard to be in the Christmas mood right now...

Top 30 Euphemisms for masturbation

 

1 Beating the purple headed yogurt slinger

2 Flying to Mars in a Helium Balloon 

3 Better than Chocolate 

4 Killing Kittens 

5 Listening to loud music on a long car ride to LA

6 mr. happie's fun time

7 entertaining the emu

8 Shootin' Puddy at the moon

9 Shaking hands with yourself

10 stroking the salami

11 riding the donkey cart to texas while high on acid

12 licking your girlfriend's clit

13 Making God Irate

14 Spanking the Monkey

15 jerkin the gerkin

16 fucking the mattress 

17 Making Baby Batter

18 Riffing on the bendy Fender

19 Charming the snake

20 Wrestling with cyclops

21 choking the chicken

22 stuffing the ballot box

23 Whittling the Hickory Stick

24 Burping the Boa

25 Stroking the Bishop

26 Milk the Lizard

27 monkey

28 Murdering Mr. Jesus

29 Winning the jackpot on the one-eyed bandit

30 walking the dog