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Dirty mad libs.
It's a very dangerous things to leave me to my own devices.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the penis
To get her sexy ovary a bone.
When she got there, the Canada was Canadian
And so her sensual dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the tommy's left testicle
to fetch a/an barrel of water.
Jack fell down and broke his snake,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her lemon.
And when she was sexfully, she was very, very blue,
And when she was bad, she was purple.
There was a rotund woman
who moaned in a shoe.
She had so many dogs
She didn't know what to do.
Yeah, when I grow up I'll let you know.
Mad Libs Experiment - Final Results
Here they are. The final three results from the Mad Libs Experiment. May I just tell you how much fun I had doing this? I hope some of you enjoyed doing this as much as I did. Keep your eyes peeled for another installment in the coming weeks. I think I see this becoming a regular feature here in AAP-land.
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Hell yeah!
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the blackguard to buy some jackalope. When he got there, he realized that all of the frugal custards were higgledy-piggledy. He wondered, "How can I get my bodacious piffle now?"
So he left and rocked to a rose instead. "I'll just order me some wardrobe and have them stymied and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a boondoggle pummeled into the room and started fencing on the analgesic. "Well, that's just haggard", thought AAP, as he slept out of the shoe.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a sonic screwdriver. He verily sat on the poppycock and pushed his ensorcelled library out of his mind. "I'll just start discombobulating about a tawdry vocabulary instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the cat to buy some lung. When he got there, he realized that all of the smelly screwdrivers were nauseant. He wondered, "How can I get my beautiful smell now?"
So he left and threw to a coffin instead. "I'll just order me some vomit and have them digested and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a hammer farted into the room and started kissing on the computer. "Well, that's just amazing", thought AAP, as he tickled out of the gym.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a masculine belly. He quickly sat on the toothpaste and pushed his revolting brick out of his mind. "I'll just start ringing about an abnormal blender instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the market to buy some marker. When he got there, he realized that all of the pretty hats were petite. He wondered, "How can I get my delicate car now?"
So he left and scooted to a water bottle instead. "I'll just order me some desk and have them walked and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an eyebrow punched into the room and started galloping on the surfboard. "Well, that's just sweet", thought AAP, as he frolicked out of the candy bar.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a delicious camera. He slowly sat on the girl and pushed his green tyke out of his mind. "I'll just start thinking about a big speakers instead."
Suggested Tags: mad libs experiment, mad libs
Hell yeah!
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the blackguard to buy some jackalope. When he got there, he realized that all of the frugal custards were higgledy-piggledy. He wondered, "How can I get my bodacious piffle now?" So he left and rocked to a rose instead. "I'll just order me some wardrobe and have them stymied and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a boondoggle pummeled into the room and started fencing on the analgesic. "Well, that's just haggard", thought AAP, as he slept out of the shoe.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a sonic screwdriver. He verily sat on the poppycock and pushed his ensorcelled library out of his mind. "I'll just start discombobulating about a tawdry vocabulary instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the cat to buy some lung. When he got there, he realized that all of the smelly screwdrivers were nauseant. He wondered, "How can I get my beautiful smell now?" So he left and threw to a coffin instead. "I'll just order me some vomit and have them digested and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a hammer farted into the room and started kissing on the computer. "Well, that's just amazing", thought AAP, as he tickled out of the gym.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a masculine belly. He quickly sat on the toothpaste and pushed his revolting brick out of his mind. "I'll just start ringing about an abnormal blender instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the market to buy some marker. When he got there, he realized that all of the pretty hats were petite. He wondered, "How can I get my delicate car now?" So he left and scooted to a water bottle instead. "I'll just order me some desk and have them walked and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an eyebrow punched into the room and started galloping on the surfboard. "Well, that's just sweet", thought AAP, as he frolicked out of the candy bar.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a delicious camera. He slowly sat on the girl and pushed his green tyke out of his mind. "I'll just start thinking about a big speakers instead."
Mad Mind Melding, Yeah
The Mad Libs Experiment continues to hum along just smashingly. Check yesterday's Part III of the results to see for yourself. The fourth (and final) installment of the results will be up later this week. They are actually done and ready to roll, but I'm trying to pace this thing out. You know... milking it for all it's worth. On that note, expect an all new story for you to plug words into sometime in the very near future. I've had fun doing this and it looks like most of you have, too.
While I always promote my own creative wares (Mad Libs and WTF), I might as well promote another awesomely creative thing going on here at the Mindsay. Check out mindmeldproject . It looks like it is going to be hella-cool. Not only is it another way for the creative minds of Mindsay to come together, but when it's all done you'll be able to get a hard copy, professionally printed paperback version of the compilation.
How awesome is that? I dare to you to find words to describe how awesome that is. If you do manage to find the words, then you are a creative one, aren't you? You should probably submit something to mindmeldproject .
While I always promote my own creative wares (Mad Libs and WTF), I might as well promote another awesomely creative thing going on here at the Mindsay. Check out mindmeldproject . It looks like it is going to be hella-cool. Not only is it another way for the creative minds of Mindsay to come together, but when it's all done you'll be able to get a hard copy, professionally printed paperback version of the compilation.
How awesome is that? I dare to you to find words to describe how awesome that is. If you do manage to find the words, then you are a creative one, aren't you? You should probably submit something to mindmeldproject .
Mad Libs Experiment - Results III
Another 4 entries from the Mad Libs Experiment are now up for your reading pleasure. What an interesting batch. I feel bad about the gorilla, TheRacket.
And MsDania... look what you made me do to John Mayer!
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the fruit to buy some him. When he got there, he realized that all of the sweet hers were beautiful. He wondered, "How can I get my skinny couch now?"
So he left and ran to a New York instead. "I'll just order me some Toronto and have them passed out and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a work jogged into the room and started helping on the movie theater. "Well, that's just sweet", thought AAP, as he sucked out of the John Mayer.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a handsom bungalo. He religiously sat on the plane and pushed his awesome car out of his mind. "I'll just start watching about an ugly apple juice instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the woobs to buy some puce. When he got there, he realized that all of the salacious fromage were lugubrious. He wondered, "How can I get my hasselofian palendrome now?"
So he left and eschewed to a plethora instead. "I'll just order me some seredipity and have them rocked and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an umbrage spooned into the room and started mooching on the spork. "Well, that's just electric", thought AAP, as he wept out of the dork.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a quixotic air guitar. He capriciously sat on the flan and pushed his moot solilioquy out of his mind. "I'll just start throbbing about a bloody milksop instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the boy to buy some girl. When he got there, he realized that all of the eclectic orchids were sultry. He wondered, "How can I get my aquatic teahouse now?"
So he left and chased to a zebra instead. "I'll just order me some code and have them swam and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an Empire State Building crushed into the room and started skating on the diamond. "Well, that's just shiny", thought AAP, as he wrote out of the tale.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for an unbelievable forest. He blankly sat on the primate and pushed his disdainfully letter out of his mind. "I'll just start eating about a smooth chow mein instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the werewolf to buy some donkey. When he got there, he realized that all of the eccentric clubs were flimsy. He wondered, "How can I get my green pirate now?"
So he left and clashed to a wagon instead. "I'll just order me some rocket and have them accelerated and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a library slumped into the room and started torturing on the gorilla. "Well, that's just obtuse", thought AAP, as he slept out of the pizza.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a whimsical aardvark. He lovingly sat on the supermarket and pushed his sticky cake out of his mind. "I'll just start clinging about a putrid ostrich instead."
And MsDania... look what you made me do to John Mayer!
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the fruit to buy some him. When he got there, he realized that all of the sweet hers were beautiful. He wondered, "How can I get my skinny couch now?" So he left and ran to a New York instead. "I'll just order me some Toronto and have them passed out and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a work jogged into the room and started helping on the movie theater. "Well, that's just sweet", thought AAP, as he sucked out of the John Mayer.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a handsom bungalo. He religiously sat on the plane and pushed his awesome car out of his mind. "I'll just start watching about an ugly apple juice instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the woobs to buy some puce. When he got there, he realized that all of the salacious fromage were lugubrious. He wondered, "How can I get my hasselofian palendrome now?" So he left and eschewed to a plethora instead. "I'll just order me some seredipity and have them rocked and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an umbrage spooned into the room and started mooching on the spork. "Well, that's just electric", thought AAP, as he wept out of the dork.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a quixotic air guitar. He capriciously sat on the flan and pushed his moot solilioquy out of his mind. "I'll just start throbbing about a bloody milksop instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the boy to buy some girl. When he got there, he realized that all of the eclectic orchids were sultry. He wondered, "How can I get my aquatic teahouse now?" So he left and chased to a zebra instead. "I'll just order me some code and have them swam and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an Empire State Building crushed into the room and started skating on the diamond. "Well, that's just shiny", thought AAP, as he wrote out of the tale.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for an unbelievable forest. He blankly sat on the primate and pushed his disdainfully letter out of his mind. "I'll just start eating about a smooth chow mein instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the werewolf to buy some donkey. When he got there, he realized that all of the eccentric clubs were flimsy. He wondered, "How can I get my green pirate now?" So he left and clashed to a wagon instead. "I'll just order me some rocket and have them accelerated and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a library slumped into the room and started torturing on the gorilla. "Well, that's just obtuse", thought AAP, as he slept out of the pizza.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a whimsical aardvark. He lovingly sat on the supermarket and pushed his sticky cake out of his mind. "I'll just start clinging about a putrid ostrich instead."
Mad Libs Experiments Results - Part II
Oh, you lucky kids. First, it's a Saturday morning, but then second, you get another batch of Mad Libs Experiment Results. Enjoy!
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the film to buy some fountains. When he got there, he realized that all of the adjacent blogs were blindly. He wondered, "How can I get my busy consideration now?"
So he left and walked to a horse instead. "I'll just order me some pools and have them wished and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an automobile ogled into the room and started dreaming on the park. "Well, that's just nice", thought AAP, as he objected out of the rode.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a tasty wind. He hurriedly sat on the ice and pushed his tea out of his mind. "I'll just start traveling about a fan instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the N-Gage to buy some Viet Cong. When he got there, he realized that all of the beefy yogurt were lumpy. He wondered, "How can I get my awkward critic now?"
So he left and plowed to a queen instead. "I'll just order me some peaches and have them ignored and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a cyborg jammed into the room and started licking on the ogre. "Well, that's just shiny", thought AAP, as he dented out of the gelatin.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a mini tortilla. He uncomfortably sat on the Snapple and pushed his exciting ball out of his mind. "I'll just start breaking about a dirty cheese instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the puppet to buy some napkins. When he got there, he realized that all of the delicious zombies were melancholy. He wondered, "How can I get my gaunt spider now?"
So he left and rummaged to a spork instead. "I'll just order me some unicorns and have them plundered and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a udon noodle puked into the room and started fleeing on the shrimp. "Well, that's just creamy", thought AAP, as he farted out of the lich.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a dusty chainsaw. He brazenly sat on the waffle and pushed his lovely turtle out of his mind. "I'll just start digesting about a sallow plunger instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the chowder to buy some kleptomaniacs. When he got there, he realized that all of the furry marbles were rough. He wondered, "How can I get my stringy five-pointed star now?"
So he left and pillaged to a treasure chest instead. "I'll just order me some Cadburry eggs and have them surprised and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a wigwam opened into the room and started folding on the toenail. "Well, that's just scaley", thought AAP, as he drank out of the button.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a tickly dirt. He jauntily sat on the skull and pushed his smooth gum wrapper out of his mind. "I'll just start telescoping about a paler blue than even perriwinkle microbe instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the film to buy some fountains. When he got there, he realized that all of the adjacent blogs were blindly. He wondered, "How can I get my busy consideration now?" So he left and walked to a horse instead. "I'll just order me some pools and have them wished and brought to me", he thought. And that's when an automobile ogled into the room and started dreaming on the park. "Well, that's just nice", thought AAP, as he objected out of the rode.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a tasty wind. He hurriedly sat on the ice and pushed his tea out of his mind. "I'll just start traveling about a fan instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the N-Gage to buy some Viet Cong. When he got there, he realized that all of the beefy yogurt were lumpy. He wondered, "How can I get my awkward critic now?" So he left and plowed to a queen instead. "I'll just order me some peaches and have them ignored and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a cyborg jammed into the room and started licking on the ogre. "Well, that's just shiny", thought AAP, as he dented out of the gelatin.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a mini tortilla. He uncomfortably sat on the Snapple and pushed his exciting ball out of his mind. "I'll just start breaking about a dirty cheese instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the puppet to buy some napkins. When he got there, he realized that all of the delicious zombies were melancholy. He wondered, "How can I get my gaunt spider now?" So he left and rummaged to a spork instead. "I'll just order me some unicorns and have them plundered and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a udon noodle puked into the room and started fleeing on the shrimp. "Well, that's just creamy", thought AAP, as he farted out of the lich.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a dusty chainsaw. He brazenly sat on the waffle and pushed his lovely turtle out of his mind. "I'll just start digesting about a sallow plunger instead."
The other morning, AllAroundPsycho went to the chowder to buy some kleptomaniacs. When he got there, he realized that all of the furry marbles were rough. He wondered, "How can I get my stringy five-pointed star now?" So he left and pillaged to a treasure chest instead. "I'll just order me some Cadburry eggs and have them surprised and brought to me", he thought. And that's when a wigwam opened into the room and started folding on the toenail. "Well, that's just scaley", thought AAP, as he drank out of the button.
Returning home, AAP didn't know what he was going to do for a tickly dirt. He jauntily sat on the skull and pushed his smooth gum wrapper out of his mind. "I'll just start telescoping about a paler blue than even perriwinkle microbe instead."
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