Love Vs Sex @ MindSay 
sex type thing
1: Is there anyone on your mindsay friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yes .... several :)
2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep on?
my side or his whichever i want .... usually the right side
3. Have you ever had sex with someone that you hated?
no
4. Pork, beef, or chicken???
beef
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
yes, i get motion sickness
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yes .... you'll have to ask
7. Shower or bath?
both
8. Do you pee in the shower?
ewww .... yes among other things ...lol
9. Mexican or Chinese?
both
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive but passive is fun too :)
11. Do you love someone on your mindsay friends?
no but i do lust after quite a few
12. Have you ever slept with anyone on your mindsay friends?
nope
13. Love or money?
love
14. Credit cards or cash?
cash
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yes ... ok i am heartless
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
camping
17. Vagina????
yes please :D
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope
20. Ever been to a bar?
yes
21. Ever danced on a table at a bar/club?
yes
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
nope
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
yes
24. Thrown up from drinking too much?
yes
25. Had sex in a car?
yes :)
26. Had sex in a movie theater?
no
27. Had sex in a bathroom?
yes
28. Had sex at work?
i'm a stay at home mom, so yea
29. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yes
31. Have you been caught having sex?
yes
32. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
yes
33. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
yes
1) How old are you?
20
2) Do you label yourself as gay, straight, bi-sexual, or trans-gender?
Straight
3) Are you happy with yourself as you are?
Sure
4) What would you change about yourself if you could snap your fingers and it was done?
Lighter body hair, I've always hated having darker hair on my arms and legs, it's embarrassing!
5) Do you like sex?
Yes, a lot
6) Are you monogamous?
Yes
7) Have you ever thought of participating in swinging, group sex, or same-sex situations?
I have had group sex, ...to be nice, I'll say it was a huge learning experience. One suggestion to everybody, do NOT drink if you are going t undertake something like that to make yourself loosen up, if you have to loosen up that way, you're just preparing yourself for a kick in the ass.
8) Are you ready to come out of the closet?
I have no need to come out of the closet :D
9) Do you dislike, like, or love oral sex? Giving and receiving? One or the other?
Receiving, I only like it sometimes, I have to be quite revved up to love it. Giving, I love to tease a guy, but I don't like either as the main course :D
10) Swallow or spit? Hetero Guys, if she squirts, this question still applies to you.
Swallow, it usually tastes alright :)
11) Afraid of the rim or give it some loving attention?
As long as it's clean, and I have something to put over my tongue/hand/whatever, I'm up for it :)
12) Where is the most riskiest place you've had sex?
Public bathroom...:O
13) Have you ever gotten caught having sex in public? Details would be fun.
Oh yes, behind where he used to work, we had the itch, and it had to be satisfied NOW, so we went behind, not knowing that there were two cameras pointed at the car, and went about our buisiness, and he found out the next day that we were recorded in the act! I bet somebody is wanking to that video to today...lol
14) Have you ever worn something in public that revealed a little too much or made you uncomfortable?
Oh yes, I wore a VERY short skirt on the back of Cal's motorcycle, I think everybody around us knows what my ass looks like now, lol
15) Was that piece of clothing your choice or a partners?
His. :P
16) Have you ever experienced voyeuristic urges?
Sometimes
17) Have you ever streaked? Where?
Sadly, I haven't yet :(:(
18) What fetishes interest you?
I just love to dress up, not always to roleplay, but the outfits that I dress in make me feel sexy and powerful :):) It's a treat to be waiting for him to come home and watch his jaw drop :)
19) What fetishes have you experimented with? Alone or with a partner.
A little bondage, dominance, sub, bloodplay, knifeplay, choking, uhhh...I'll add some more when I think of them :):)
20) Have you ever woken up somewhere, naked, not knowing how you got there?
Fortunately, this has never happened to me, :)
21) You know that one stray and unusual hair that grows in an unwanted place. Where does yours grow?
There's a few under my chin, and one that grows somewhere on my upper chest :O
22) While having sex, you observed something in a partner that completely turned you off once. What was it?
He said something about one of my exes...ugh
23) Have you experimented at all with same sex partners? FYI - most gay people have done it with the opposite sex. It's the same as a hetero having sex with the same sex.
I've only showered -touching- with another girl, I haven't gone all the way :O
24) Have you ever had a member of the same sex hit on you? Were you repulsed, flattered, or both?
Yesyes, I was verey flattered
25) How often do you have sex?
A....lot :O
26) How often do you think about sex?
Quite a bit...probably once an hour ;)
27) How often do you want to have sex?
At least once a day
28) What is the most important asset for your partner? i.e. penis size, breasts, ass, chest, back, etc.
No wimpy guys, I like all my men with some muscle :)
29) What is your favorite position?
Any position where I am free to touch myself so I can orgasm...mm :)
30) You have the chance to save someone's sex life. They need to fire things up in the bedroom. What suggestion do you have that would bring great adventure, thrill, pleasure, etc. for a couple?
Roleplaying, you feel a bit silly at first, but you learn to play and have a lot of fun with it. Communication is key in every relationship aswell :):)
Certain truths i have learned:
We are only as trapped as we allow ourselves to be.
Happiness is ultimately up to us.
Life is made of choice of action, and often it is our unwillingness to accept the consequences of our actions is why we don't act.
You can have sex with someone and not love them nor they you and it is likely that neither will be hurt.
You can love someone and not have sex with them and still neither may be hurt because the love remains pure.
If one loves and the other does not, then ultimately, someone gets hurt.
If two people love each other, and have sex, it can be one of the greatest moments of freedom that god grants us. as is love without sex.
Neither having sex nor being in love or the two combined stops attraction or desire for others...see above. Life is built on choice of actions, hence, feel the feeling, choose the behavior.
What is all this dribble about sex and love? I am talking like i know something about the two, but really, maybe I don't....
what say you, what are your observations regarding sex and love?
Dropped acid-- $5
Sex at church-- $25
Woke up in the morning & didn't know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on myspace-- $25
Had sex for money-- $100
Had sex with a Puerto Rican-- $20
Vandalized something-- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed-- $10
Beat someone up-- $20
Been jumped-- $10
Cross dressed-- $10
Given money to stripper-- $25
Been in love with a stripper-- $20
Kissed some one whose name you didn't know-- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Drove drunk-- $20
Got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-- $50
Used toys while having sex-- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex-- $20
Cheated on your significant other-- $10
Masturbated-- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend-- $20
Given oral-- $5
Received oral-- $5
Given/received oral in a moving car-- $25
Stole something-- $10
Had sex with someone in jail-- $25
Made a nasty home video-- $15
Had a threesome-- $50
Had sex in the wild-- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex-- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older than you-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 [if you're over 27]-- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone when you didn't-- $25
Went streaking-- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight-- $15
Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail-- $15
Peed in the pool-- $0.50
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Done something you regret-- $20
Had sex with your best friend-- $20
Had sex at work with a co-worker-- $25
Had anal sex-- $80
Lied to your significant other-- $5
Lied to your significant other about the sex being good-- $25
Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..."
LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) --
Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.
If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69
This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. Tehy like for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too.They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)--
If we could put our pussy cat naked and jeweled in rubies on a dias in a museum...this would be their idea of heaven. Everyone admiring them: Hell, yeah! "WORSHIP ME." is their motto. If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes to be on top...that's a given. They need control. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. They usually end up in vocations where they can be served like a king or queen (EX: 24/7 Domina...Mistresses...Gigalos...Bar owners...Promoters...Runway Models...) may have a fetish about decorating their genitalia...not piercings, per se...but other jeweled adornments definately. Rubies usually are their love. I knew one LEO with a solid silver Cockring embedded with rubies. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)--
This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo, but not often. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.
Yes you read that right.
The sign of the virgin believes in prostitution.
Missionary is their big thing. I wish I could give Virgos more kink...but, that's about it. Except maybe try spanking them sometime and see what will happen. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream. Also all Virgos like to see Camel Toes...what's up with that? Sherlock Holmes was probably a Virgo...or a repressed Gemini.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) --
HOLEE SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCK!
Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Hey Lions, you are the kings and queens of everything ELSE...let it go...OMMMMMMMM)
Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.
They KNOW what is kinky.
They are highly manipulative.
They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.
They KNOW how to fuck.
And they are making room for modifications.
All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position.
One Scorpio I knew used to shackle her lover to her dining room table and serve food around his naked . body for dinner parties. She would put the Dip right between his legs and tell everyone to try some.This is just an idea of Scorpio kink. She would punish him later if things went...er...awry.
Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst...but the emotions are staggering. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They LOVE pony girls and have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya.
Favorite Song: Master and Servant.
Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....One Scorpio girl I knew got so toasty at a party once...she kissed EVERYONE in the entire house...there were at least sixty people there! All their clothes are easy access. And they can definately get their foot over their head. One Scorpio man I knew could blow himself.
A definate good time...but beware their sting!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) --
Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.
True love is being shaved.
Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.
And they LOVE to travel.
They are constantly moving.
They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.
They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to :
Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!
Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...cross dressing...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.
Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a Sag!
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) --
Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie!
They love to bite.
They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.
But when they warm up?
There is no stopping them.
They like to have the back of their knees licked.
They live for tongue massages.
They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything.
Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in.
They like to play games...as long as they are in charge.
This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love.
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --
MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them.
Go figure.
They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.
Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20) --
Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies!
They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet.
Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens!
Fucking in the water and see them squirm.
Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere.
Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop.
I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pisces. These babes are perfectionists. You will have a perfect orgasm with them...so will they..in fact, they strive for perfection in everything they do...it's all in th details for them. There will not be ONE hair out of place with a Pisces. All of their fetish jewlery will match a specific whip or dress or shoes. EVERYTHING MUST MATCH! I have one Pisces friend that has nipple tassles that match for every pair of underware and whip that she owns! NO SHIT! You might think they are shy! HA! They are just planning something. I had a Pisces Friend (Same Pisces friend with the matching tassles by the way) who was at a nudist beach in Brazil (You will always find a Pisces at a beach...its inbred in them) A middle aged man in his early 50's or so came up to her and immediately saw her body and BABING! got a hard on!
Not feeling shocked in any way, shape or form, she walked right up to him and put her hand on his cock for a moment , then with her same hand took her sunglasses off , looked him RIGHT in the eye and said "DAHLING, your erection is SUPERB!" and she walked off never to see him again.
You never can tell what the hell a Pisces will do, but I guarantee that it will be SUPERB!
SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel and garter. And look good
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