Lolz @ MindSay 
This is #1, starring my cat Bill.
Dixie currently feels:
Depressed
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I don't know how I manage to - but today, I managed to avert my self harming urges once more.
Perhaps it is Emily lingering on my mind.
...No, Emily does not linger.
Emily weighs heavily upon my mind - even though she's so light.
After thinking about her - thinking about her in the wrong way; remembering her tear-stricken face and her sorrow-smeared words, I felt very sad inside.
So I went to my stationery drawer, opened it, and stared in.
SR was there - resting on the top of my gel pens and felt tips.
I stared at him for a long time.
The last thing he was used for, was actually, to remove a staple.
I felt I'd use him for his true cause, and take out some staples.
So I destroyed my old RE book from year 9.
I drew pentagrams and anarchy signs in the name box.
Not very religious, I know - but I'm not.
I'm sick of not being able to write anything.
I'm so angry at staring at the same shitty divider, watching the cursor flashing underneath it.
The cursor is taunting me.
The flashing means that... Well, it's thinking "Har, I'm gonna stay here and flash at you because you can't think of anything to write."
Fucking cursor.
Adam was round today.
We spent some of the day playing co-op Guitar Hero III.
As usual, he was the one to get bored first, so he got his DS out and started playing Ace Attourney.
We did quite a few songs though - but the 5 star rating for Helicopter will be damn near impossible if he keeps shoving me on rhythm guitar and not lead.
The lead is EASIER, damn it!
I played some wi-fi co-op with Emily later.
At around 9, till about quarter past 10.
We did 7 songs with her on lead, then 5 with me on lead.
To take the piss dramatically, I chose One as my last song.
I barely scraped through it with a 4-star on Hard, nevermind sodding Expert.
So we failed, and I laughed - a lot.
When Adam and I were laid on my bed, being bored - I was scrolling through the setlist of GH3.
Being bored, we started making up parody names for the songs - replacing one word with "shit".
Slow Shit
Hit Me With Your Best Shit
Bulls On Shit
Miss Shit
When You Were Shit
Take This Shit
Hier Kommt Shit
Generation Shit
Radio Shit
Through The Fire And Shit
Holiday In Shit
Raining Shit
In Shit
Shit It Black
Same Old Song & Shit
Talk Shitty To Me
Story Of My Shit
School's Shit
Sunshine Of Your Shit
Shit In The UK
Even Shit
Kool Shit
Black Magic Shit
Cherub Shit
Shit Of Personality
Before I Shit
And my personal favourite:
She Bangs The Shit
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Today's song lyrics:
Vermillion Part 2 - Slipknot
She is everything to me...
The unrequited dream...
A song that no one sings...
The unattainable ...
She's a myth that I have to believe in...
All I need to make it real is one more reason...
And I don't know what to do...
I don't know what to do...
When she makes me sad...
But I won't let this build up inside of me...
I won't let this build up inside of me...
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I QUIT!
Goodbye MindSay, I'm going back to LiveJournal!!! :p Sorry Adam! (...and John Mayer).....................................Happy April Fools to you, too! :D :D :D
Update (10:48pm CST): Yes, Happy April Fools Day! Why are you getting an error when viewing this entry from your Recent Updates and the Top Blogs page? When you put 404 in the subject field of your entry, MindSay creates a URL for your entry (in blog view) that goes "http://yourusernamehere.mindsay.com/404.mws which causes MindSay to load the "Error 404: Page Not Found" page! The unaware would REALLY think I deleted my blog. But....
I can't leave MindSay, I work here!
Last Year on MindSay: http://callmeroger.mindsay.com/?date=2007-04-01
I pretended that I was a totally new user, which involved changing my layout into the default theme, and default everything.
:: Current Music: Lords of Acid - I Like It
:: Current Mood: Hyper
Dixie currently feels:
Rebellious 
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BLOG 22.
This is in Emily's honour!
Tee hee, how ironic, eh Em'?
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...Presenting...
...As created by Dixie Stonehall, upon loving response to a request by Emily Fieldus...
The greatest MindSay quiz EVER!
(...Or maybe not.... 
)
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WARNING: The quiz is destined to waste precious minutes of your life.
If you put it on your profile, put a link back to stonehalledall and ask the other stealers to do so, too. - I doubt anybody will want to steal this tripe, like.
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Section 1: Knowing you.
Your name? --- You know me, you probably hate me, you can live without me - Dixie!
Your age? --- Sixteen years, five months, eighteen days, one hour, two minutes. [As of NOW.]
Your star sign? --- Libra, set of dodgy scales!
Favoured hand? --- Right!
Colour of one's eyes? --- Green!
Your hair? --- Blonde, just past my shoulders, with a fringe!
Your nose? --- Round and squishy!
Favourite colour? --- Red!
Favourite animal? --- Tiger!
Favourite band? --- Rammstein!
Current favourite phrase? --- CHILDREN OF THE SEA!!!
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Section 2: Heads or Tails?
Hot or Cold? --- Cold!
Guys or Girls? --- Girls!
Coke or Pepsi? --- Both!
Tea or Coffee? --- Tea!
Sugar or Salt? --- Sugar!
Cake or Pie? --- Cake!
Converse or Vans? --- Converse!
Cars or Bikes? --- Bikes!
Rock or Paper? --- Rock!
Glasses or Contacts? --- Glasses!
MSN or IM? --- MSN!
Mario or Sonic? --- Tails! :P
Hero or Villain? --- Villian!
Scotland or England? --- Both!
USA or Canada? --- Canada!
Germany or France? --- Germany!
Love or Money? --- Love!
Goth or Emo? --- Goth!
Early bird or Night owl? --- Night owl!
Guitar or Guitar Hero? --- Guitar Hero!
PS3 or XBox360? --- XBox360!
Science or Maths? --- Science!
Reading or Writing? --- Writing!
Love Dixie, or Kill Dixie? --- Kill Dixie! :)
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Section 3: Pointless favourites!
Your favourite...
Songs: --- Wait and Bleed - Slipknot... Rosenrot - Rammstein
Words: --- Catawampus! Machiavellian! Tambourine! Kangaroo!
Letters: --- A, D, Z, M, S, T
Drinks: --- Cherry Coke, Orange Lucozade & Pepsi Max!
Foods: --- Burgers, Pizza, Pasta, Fried chicken, Oreos & Fridge Raiders!
Sounds: --- Unaccomapanied guitar, head scratching & my scanner scanning. :)
Books: --- Jacqueline Wilson collection, Diary of a Chav (volumes 1-3), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time & To Kill a Mockingbird.
Cheese: --- Edam!
Bread: --- Warbutron's!
Soup: --- Cream of Chicken!
Bathroom: --- Nana's!
Fridge: --- Nana's!
Pencil: --- Steadtler!
Chemical: --- Phenolphthalein!
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Section 4: Would you rather eat...?
Vomit pie or blood milkshake?
- Blood milkshake, blood is nice, and so is milk.
Snot ice-pop or roasted belly-button fluff?
- Has to be frozen snot. I eat my snot anyway... Umm... Yeah.
Stir-fried intestines, or spit-roasted arseholes?
- ...Eh, both of them are in contact with shit. Spit-roasted arseholes, why not.
1000 year-old cheese sandwich, or a fresh, steaming dog turd?
- Got to be the sandwich, mould is a penicillin after all.
Live jellyfish or dead snake?
- Dead snake, I like my food to keep still.
Earwax sorbet or toenail stew?
- Toenail stew, I like cheese. :D
A freshly coughed-up hairball or a full bottle of Corvonia cough medicine?
- HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL! Keep the Corvonia AWAY...
A used tampon or a freshly-lain pile of elephant droppings?
- Tampon... Though cotton is hard to swallow.
Dandruff rice-balls or toe hair spaghetti?
- ...Hrrrrrm... Rice balls.
Dixie's brain or Dixie's heart?
- *Finishes eating her own liver* ...Wha...?
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Section 5
- The random questions!
What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
- I really can't remember.
What did you have for breakfast?
- I didn't eat any today.
What is your middle name?
- Emily!
What size shoe do you wear?
- Six.
Ever been toilet papering?
- Aye! :D
From whom did you get your last e-mail?
- Emily!
When is your bedtime?
- When I choose to sleep.
Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?
- Many a time.
Have you fallen down an entire flight of stairs?
- Yep, and it really hurt.
Have you ever licked a frozen pole and got stuck there?
- Stupidly, yes. I got free after a few seconds, but it scared me at the time.
Have you been cut on barbed wire?
- Yeah, that really bloody stings.
What colour are your socks right now?
- White.
When was the last time you wet the bed?
- ......Ummm...
How many times have you ripped your trousers?
- ...Once.
Have you ever broken an arm, leg or any other bone?
- Not yet, touch wood.
Describe your most disgusting instance of vomiting - consistency, amount, aim, etc. :)
- Tee hee! Well, I'd ate 4 bananas and 3 bags of roast chicken crisps - threw up all over inside the sink, inside the bath, on the floor, and the windowsill. It looked like chicken & mushroom Pot Noodle, and it smelt like a strong combo of stomach acid, bananas and the crisps. Mam had to scoop it out of the sink, ROFL.
What does your snot taste like right now?
- Nice. :)
Have you ever crapped your pants?
- Unfortunatley, yes.
If you had to resort to cannibalism to survive, and you had the choice of eating a leg, an arm, a brain or a torso, what would you eat?
- I EAT YOUR ARMZ.
Doesn't Dixie just think up the best questions ever?
- Indeed she does. :)
Have you rode a horse or a donkey before?
- Donkey riding in Lindos! w00t!
Are you currently bored or tired?
- Neither really.
What does your sneeze sound like?
- A cat's sneeze!
Who would you most like to hug right now?
- Emily!
Who would you most like to beat with a phonebook right now?
- Brett!
Who would you like to hit with a strawberry flan right now?
- Emily!
How much would you like to kill Dixie right now?
- ...Tee hee hee.
Tee hee hee - now post it on your blogs! :)
Dixie currently feels:
Despairing 
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Good things about today:
- We had a fire drill at break, and got 10 minutes extra because of it, hence, missing 10 minutes of Science.
- Science was a piss easy lesson.
- I got my results for my Science resit exam; an A, so I'm quite pleased.
- I got another bit of #1263 artwork finished in the library.
- I came home and played iSketch with Miraan, Adam, Ayshea and Stephen. It was fun, we had laughs.
- I talked to Adam for ages over MSN, sending each other really hilarious sound files.
- I laughed so much at a screenshot from our iSketch game, I almost crapped my pants. - Really, I was totally touching cloth. :)
[Though you may ask what's good about that one, I like to laugh, regardless of the consequences.]
Bad things about today:
- Results of my ICT exam, totally not happy. Two grades lower than I wanted.
- Thus, I have now given up on ICT.
- Thus, making only 3 out of 9 subjects that I still give a shit about.
- Coursework deadlines are indeed, stressing me out.
- I was tired throughout the whole day.
- I cried down my aisle after school, but Sammie comforted me.
- Claire is ignoring me. She seems really angry at me, and I don't know what I've done. I think she doesn't like me anymore.
- Emily isn't back... I haven't heard from her at all. No Mindsay comments, no emails, no anything...
...Where is my darling Emilpops......?
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