Little Josh @ MindSay

"Is this the one where we take off our feet?" -- Little Josh

"Training?  I don't need training!  I trained your mom!" -- Aaron

"I'm gonna buy songs."  "I'm gonna die!" -- Me and Little Josh

"When the hell did I do that, and what was I smoking?" -- Aaron

"Silly rabbi, tits are for kids!!" -- Little Josh

Little Josh:  "Look at this parking lot.  It's in the middle of two streets.  It's a street and a parking lot.  It's a strarking lot."

Me:  "It's a streaking lot!"

Little Josh:  *smacks me on the head* 

Daddy:  "Is lunch ready?"

Momma:  "Tell Daddy we ate it all, there's none left for him!"

Me:  *repeats this*

Daddy:  "Well hell."

Me:  "Where are you at?"

Daddy:  "I just passed by the homeless shelter.  Do I need to go in and eat lunch?"

*in a bad Norwegian accent*  "You're a dirty, dirty chicken.  I slap you, dirty girl."  *spanks me with the guitar controller* -- Little Josh

*chuckles*  Ah, good stuff, good stuff.  Yes, Little Josh and Aaron are topping the charts this week.  Who's winning?  Tune in next time to find out.  lol

.....Hm?  Why was my brother spanking me with the guitar, you ask?  Well....er........uh..............

................Yeah, I got nothin'.  =P

Good night!  :p

TheFallenAngel

P.S. -- Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Biiiiiiirrdd!!!!! 

"This is sad.  We're getting our asses kicked by the Jewish Princess and the Blind Man." -- Ian

Me:  "I feel like one of those sponge thingies you stick your pencils in."

Little Josh:  *pulls a pencil out of my hair*

Me:  "I wonder why."

"Ok...I'm gonna put the head back in the box, and walk away..." -- Little Josh (detailed explanation later)

Me:  "So are we going camping or not?"

Momma:  "We don't know yet."

Daddy:  "That's something that needs to be settled between Nanny, Danny, and..."

Me:  "....Fanny?"

"iGo, iTrip, iFall..." -- Me

"You destroyed Uranus!" -- Little Josh

"God dangit, I can't frickin' read!!" -- Me

"Why is my sock in the trash?" -- Little Josh

"Ow, my smiddleysmooch!" -- Invader Zim (And no, I have no idea if that's spelled right.)

"What the *%&@ is a smiddleysmooch?!?!" -- Little Josh

"Shut up!!  What are you, some kind of blind shit?!" -- Daddy

Momma:  "Good night."

Little Josh:  "Good night."

Momma:  "Sleep tight."

Little Josh:  "You too."

Momma:  "Don't let the bedbugs bight."

Little Josh:  "You too."

Daddy:  "What about me?  Just let the roaches crawl up my ass?"

Have I mentioned lately how very much I love my family?  :p

TheFallenAngel

Random quote of the day, courtesy of my little brother.

The only explanation I can offer is this:

I am the blesser of sandwiches.

.......................

You're better off not asking.  =P

TheFallenAngel