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The Big Money Writing Little Books site with Mike McMillan

The Big Money Writing Little Books site with Mike McMillan


My site is for intelligent, thinking individuals who know the difference between the hype the phony gurus dole out and the reality of building an honest ebook writing & selling business.


Learn How To Write

And Sell Books & eBooks


Would you like to learn how I sold over $10,000 of my books in a 24 hour period before I had a list and without any affiliates!


Would you like to know how I developed an online course related to one of my ebooks which is now offered through over 1,400 colleges across the U.S.--and how a number of my students have done the same? (Registrants line up to pay $99 each to take my course.)


Would you like to know how I've got some of the largest radio and television stations across the country to promote my books and ebooks on their stations--at no cost to me whatsoever?


Here Is The Question You Are Going To Ask: Mike, Why Are You Giving Me So Much Stuff? I will answer that question in a moment!










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To begin with, I'm not a guru! The only people that use that term are people who use it to describe themselves.


In a nutshell, I used to be an inner-city teacher. I wrote a couple very small booklets, and--for some reason they started selling. In fact, they sold so well that I quit teaching so I could do this full time.


Oh, my name is Mike McMillan. And here is an email address where you can reach me. mike.extreme.sp@gmail.com

If you have questions about my product , or--you need help with your book project, you have no reason now not to get help.


That's about me and that's not important. What is important is you! I'm assuming you have either written an ebook and are trying to figure out how to sell it, or--you want to write an ebook and make some money with it. Whichever the case...


STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!

You are going to run into roadblocks, frustrations, and costly mistakes--and then you will simply give up before you make a dime. But if you think I'm wrong, go ahead, bull your way forward, and then come back in a few months tired, frustrated and broke! Flattened wallet in hand, and hopes of success dashed--maybe you will listen to me then.


BIG MONEY WRITING LITTLE BOOKS

I work with intelligent individuals who are serious about creating and selling books and ebooks online. I say I work with such people, because joining with me goes way beyond just buying my product. Once people get in, we exchange emails. I offer continuing consultation to help solve problems and get my people on the fast track to making money with their publications. I have a forum where we exchange ideas and I allow my students to promote their ebooks for free.


LET ME HELP YOU GET TESTIMONIALS FOR YOUR BOOK OR eBOOK

I have students who have volunteered to review products of other students and provide genuine testimonials that my students can use to promote their books and ebooks. (They are under no obligation to write good testimonials--only honest ones.) But still, this is a tremendous service that can help new authors.


There Is A Blueprint For Success

You must understand the blueprint of success that virtually every million-dollar ebook seller uses. And when you understand that blueprint you will say, "Oh my gosh, it makes so much sense to me now!" But unfortunately, you will never figure that out on your own!


You must have a reasonable good ebook, but it doesn't even have to be great. A lot of the guys making $20,000 a month in this business are absolutely horrible writers and their books are pure junk! Now, I'd like you to write a great ebook, but how good your book is, isn't what determines whether you'll make the big time--it's understanding the blueprint!


Your Product Launch Is Everything!

You have to learn the secret to making a big splash when your ebook comes out. Ebooks never start out slow and work their way up to making their authors a fortune. The big guys in this business start out at the top of the charts when their ebook comes out. They make tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars the first week their book comes out. Then it fades away into oblivion. That's why they keep writing more ebooks. If you don't sell massive--and I mean MASSIVE quantities of your ebook the first week it comes out, you never will. I'm being honest with you, that is a fact. My Affiliate Deluge Module shows you how to do this.


You Must Get Massive Traffic, & It Must Be Free

You must know how to get MASSIVE amounts of free traffic to your site or blog. I'm talking about getting tens-of-thousands of visitors to your site the first week your ebook comes out. And you know what--as impossible as that may sound, it really isn't all that hard. My Dancing With Google and Affiliate Marketing Daily Planner modules show you how to do this!


You Must Create An Army Of Affiliates!

And one final thing. You need to know that the millionaires in the ebook business only sell about 10-30% of their ebooks themselves. The rest are sold by people called affiliates who sell their ebooks for a commission. And oh yeah, maybe you've been to Clickbank and read that they have over 100,000 affiliate marketers signed up there all eager to sell ebooks like yours. My Affiliate Deluge Module shows you how to recruit people like this as well as the big super-affiliates.


And the big super-affiliates--the guys who do sell tens of thousands of dollars in ebooks for people like yourself... they wouldn't touch your ebook with a ten foot pole. Well, at least not unless you know exactly how to find them, how to contact them (gads don't spam them with a proposal whatever you do), and how to convince them to promote your ebook.


KNOW THIS: The guys knocking down $20,000 a month selling their simple ebooks on-line are no smarter than you; They are not better writers than you; Their books are not as good as the one I can show you to write, I know this because I trained many of them myself.


How can you learn to write an ebook, get massive free traffic to your site, create powerful sales pages that actually convert, enlist a army of affiliates to promote your ebook, and get the big super-affiliates to promote your product launch?










My main module, "Big Money Writing Little Books" along with the modules shown below, will teach you how to do these things--and more--much more!


Know this: I wrote every word in every one of these books myself. Neither my main book, nor any of the other modules, are any cheap PLR junk books like others may try to pawn off on you. These books represent a significant portion of my life's work and I take great pride in offering them to you.


Module I

Big Money Writing Little Books


This is the main module for the program. It is 430 pages (whew) because I didn't want to leave anything out. Learn exactly how to write your publication so that IT WILL SELL. I've written over 40 books and ebooks myself, and you will learn from my experience how to do this yourself.


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Module II

Dancing With Google


Learn how to exploit Google's algorithm for FREE front page listings. To sell ebooks you MUST get traffic to your site! You can run a wallet-flattening AdWords campaign, and pay for everyone who clicks on your ad--but why? I get front page Google listings on every single ebook I promote--and I get them not in months, or weeks, but usually in days. I'll show you exactly how I do this and you can too. Without traffic, you are doomed--with my techniques you can get front page listings NOW!


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Module III

Affiliate Deluge

Create A Flood Of Super-Affiliates

To Promote Your eBook


Learn how to create an army of affiliates to promote your ebook for you. The gurus don't generate a seven figure income by selling their books themselves--they do it by having hundreds of affiliates all helping them sell their books. This is one of the huge keys to success.


Learn how to find the big super-affiliates and convince them to sell your ebook for you. And, in a special added section, I show you how to leverage the resources of big super-affiliates to grow a huge mailing list yourself--AND DO IT FAST! This section of this ebook is worth more than what I charge for my entire program!




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Module IV

Cleaning Out The Vault

Power Seller's Guide To Selling eBooks On-Line.


How do the big guys sell their ebooks? That is the question, isn't it? Not any more! Find out the cash crunching techniques used by the big guys to create five or six figure incomes a month. Oh yeah, it's all here. (98 pages)


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Module V

The Click To Order Secret Code


So you've got an ebook, you've got some traffic to your site--if you can't convert visitors to your site into buyers--you will make no sales. Learn the secrets of converting visitors into buyers.



Module VI

The Concise Guide To Writing For Internet Marketers


You are perceived by the words you write. Most web sites have dozens of grammar, syntax, usage, punctuation, and grammar errors. You must come across as an authority to sell your book. This little 30 page manual will remove 95% of the errors from your writing. Look like the expert you are!


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Module VII

The Affiliate Marketing Daily Planner


I developed this 30-page guide to organize my own ebook selling and affiliate marketing activities on line. Once you read my Dancing With Google module above, you will see the utter importance of keeping accurate records of how you manage your online activities. Without this guide you will never maximize your ebook sales. With it--you are unstoppable! It's not just for affiliates, it's for ebook publishers as well.


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I am giving too much away and I know that. I may withdraw this offer at any time, so get in on it right now before I come to my senses! --Mike













"Mike, I was speechless when I first saw how much information you poured into this Extreme Self Publishing Pack. This is the kind of course that is history making. With all due respect to Dan Poynter, Mike, you are the New King of Self-Publishing!


From the motivation piece on page 27, to the multi-million dollar idea you gave me on page 397, you have covered everything I could imagine and much more.


I've taken your ideas presented in this package, written several small books and turned a small book into $50,000 in less than 2 months with only a fraction of the ideas you presented here. I now have several publishers calling me and I'm launching a new coaching program. Mike, what an awesome offering. Words can't express just how powerfully impactful this will be for those people that are wise enough to invest in it.


Pssst!...Hey Mike, I think you're crazy for charging less than $500 for this, but man, I'm happy you are."

Jim Chianese, Las Vegas, NV

www.TheProfitCoach.com





There is a flood of cash out there on the Internet. And while most beginners play the losing game of chasing that cash around--I show you how to position yourself in front of it so that it hits you dead on! It really is as simple as that.


You see, people want good information. Good information on any topic you choose will sell if it is properly written and my blueprint for selling it is executed fully. Whatever your topic, there are millions of people scouring the Internet every day--charge card in hand--searching to find someone to deliver the information they want.


You have some great ideas; you know you do. Why not share them with the world and generate a huge income along the way? Get started writing your own ebook today!









I've done this for others--and they are raiding the Internet for tons of cash every day. Oh, you'd better believe it. Here's one of my students below: Shane Dailey. He just got my Big Money Writing Little Books program back in July and stuff is going crazy for him right now.












Dear Mike, "Your book, Big Money Writing Little books, is to say the least, SIMPLY AMAZING! When I began searching for that one single book to help me with my book I searched high and low and came up with at least 30 books that caught my interest.









shane dailey



Dear Mike, "Your book, Big Money Writing Little books, is to say the least, SIMPLY AMAZING! When I began searching for that one single book to help me with my book I searched high and low and came up with at least 30 books that caught my interest.


Upon further research I narrowed it to a few, then to one, yours. There was just something special about the way you wrote and marketed that captured my "gut" instinct and I knew your book was EXACTLY what I was looking for. The language you write in spoke directly to me as if I had just found a personal coach for writing and publishing my book.


Now that I have read your book I know it is even more than I was looking for. It is a direct system that is very easy to follow full of incredible ideas and instructions.


I can't wait to get my book up online and also in print. I will definitely use all your advice and guidance that was clearly presented to help me with both the online version and print. This information is invaluable and will save me incredible amounts of time and money every step of the way. Keep up the great work and look forward to your next book, Bigger money writing even smaller books. Ha ha!"


Shane Dailey, President

www.thesmartmoneygroup.com



Since obtaining my BMLB program 2 months ago, Shane completed his ebook, is selling it successfully on Clickbank, has done dozens of author interviews in radio stations across the country to promote his book, and is teaching a course on the topic of his book at a community college in Los Angeles. He is now working on taking his ebook to the next level--and a major book publisher contacted Shane last week and is turning Shane's book into a printed version to flood the book stores with!












"Mike, I wrote a booklet last weekend. It was a small booklet, only 16 pages. I wrote the booklet on a subject that has been used many, many times. I simply modified it. I spent $0.00 on advertising. And so far, I've sold 12,000 copies!


How did I do it? I took a few tips from your book titled, You Can Make Big Money Writing Little Books. In short,...I pocketed thousands of dollars with one small idea less than 5 weeks after buying your book. Thanks Mike."


Jimmy Krug, Bradenton FL

www.simplepublications.com


(Jimmy has since sold over 100,000 copies of his book!)



My program works wickedly well for "thinking people". My competitors gear their marketing to complete imbeciles who buy into their hype. I won't do that--I respect you too much.









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This is just like attending one of my live Big Money Writing Little Books seminars. My class pack (a downloadable PDF file) contains all of the handouts and activity sheets my seminar students use. In the accompanying audio program (an MP3 file) I walk you through all of the handouts to reinforce the key concepts.















"Hi Mike, What a great book! I got it yesterday... read it cover to cover. The specifics you gave us about self publishing are very much appreciated. I have to tell you that in recent months I've read several books on the topic of self publishing and I feel that this is the very best. Again, thank you. The best I've seen and read about self publishing!"

- Guy Bailey, Camus WA











"Mike, your BMLB is amazing. My husband, Lew, and I are also authors and self-publishers. We're always on the hunt for good information that can make us more effective and profitable. I found some intriguing twists we can adapt to our business. Plus, you listed a few suppliers we didn't know about.


Newcomers to the business will be able to skip a lot of trial and error with the in-depth, real-life strategies and techniques you explain in the book. It's a bargain at many times the modest cost!"

Anita T. Williams, Co-Founder

ImaginationWorks, Inc.












"Take what you know, add what you find and write it down for a narrowly targeted audience. This is Mike McMillan's Magic Formula for multiplying your efforts and capitalizing on your experience. Mike's Big Money Writing Little Books will provide you with increased credibility and a new profit center while helping thousands of your readers. Read it and profit!"

Dan Poynter, The Self Publishing Manual

Santa Barbara CA



I got off the grid, you know--

out of the rat race,

and you can too!










"Dear Mike, this is just an explosion of a book! I can't believe you've given so much inside information! What I particularly like about your book is the detailed step-by-step instructions you're giving your readers. You're not just telling your readers exactly what to do to succeed--no, you're telling how you've done it time and time again. I can't believe how much you're revealing in this book! So thank you for an amazing book!"

- Klaus Dahl, Denmark



Right now, as you read this, individuals are generating

ABSOLUTELY INSANE PROFITS

WRITING & SELLING eBOOKS


I've been interviewed on over a hundred radio and television programs such as ABC World News for a feature on self publishing simple books. And, I've written some paper and ink type books too--and done a lot of Barnes & Noble book signings around the country.


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I've done live seminars before hundreds of people, and I also developed an on-line class showing others how to develop and sell their own simple books--and the amazing thing is that my course is now offered through over 1,400 colleges around the U.S. and in half a dozen countries overseas... and people gladly pay $99 a whack to take it. Ain't this a great country? One chapter in my book shows you exactly how to turn your ebook into an on-line course as well. On-line courses are hot--and millions of people sign up for them every year. Learn exactly how to do everything I've done with my Big Money Writing Little Books program.


Know these things about me before you consider ordering...

I am not one of the gurus--and I don't like it when people call me one. True, I have sold more books than most of the gurus, but I am just a man. I probably enjoy many of the things in life that you do; family, fun, entertaining, travel, fishing, and cooking out with friends.


You should also know that I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. My father was a factory worker and I was an inner-city public school teacher until I quit a few years ago to devote full time to writing and selling ebook on-line.


I tell you these things because I want you to know that I was probably very close to where you are now before I quit teaching. I understand the frustrations of life and I also know its bounty. You deserve to enjoy life to the max as well. I hope you will consider my offer.


And remember--you risk nothing! My program is covered by a 60 day no questions asked, no bullsh*t guarantee. You must be satisfied or your refund will be processed immediately. But I know that I'm right. And thousands of my students will vouch for the fact that I not only deliver--I over deliver--in the most massive way. You'll see that for yourself in minutes.


My best to you and may all of your dreams come true!


--Mike McMillan





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For Those About To Rock, We Salute You!

If you've been reading my blog with any regularity, you'll recall my recent love-lists of my top 25 sexiest Men of Hollywood and Sports Stars. One of my regular readers (yes Kelly, I am talking about you) has been bugging me to put forth my list of the 25 Sexiest Musicians.

 

Well, I decided I really don't want to do that.

 

 

Just Kidding, Kelly. Here is your early Christmas present. And for the rest of you to enjoy as well.

 

Honorable Mention #3. New Kids on the Block. I loved them as a teen and since the reunion I find that I love them still. I didn't want to include them individually (well, not ALL of them, but I had to put them in somewhere).

 

 (L-R: Jordan Knight, Danny Wood, Joe McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Jon Knight).

 

Honorable Mention #2. Dave Matthews. Lead singer of the Dave Matthews Band. He's pretty hot, but for me it is mostly his voice. So he didn't make the cut, but for the sake of my friendship with Elena, I give him an HM.

 

 

Honorable Mention #1. Michael Hutchence. Former lead singer of INXS. Only didn't make the list because he's dead and no longer making music. But still....he was hot.

 

 

And we're off!

 

25.  Gavin Rossdale. Former lead singer of Bush, currently a solo artist. (God, check out his new single "Love Remains the Same").

 

 

24. Pat Monahan. Lead singer of Train. His band is fading into oblivion, but he's still hot.

 

 

23. Rob Thomas. Former lead singer of Matchbox 20, then successful solo artist, now I think he's back with the band. Whatever. I've liked him for years.

 

 

22. John Ondrasik. Frontman for Five for Fighting. I love his band, cool music, but mostly he grabs me with his unusual voice.

 

 

21. Brad Paisley. Country artist. He made being a nice guy super hot. It works for him.

 

 

20. Nikki Sixx. Bassist for Motley Crue. Contrary to popular belief, they're still around, doing their thing. And even though no one told him the 80s are over, Nikki Sixx is still the quintessential rocker-hot.

 

 

19. Lenny Kravitz. If you said "who?" then stop reading immediately. Everyone knows him, he defies genres and regardless if he's rocking the grunge look or the "it's sick how much money I have" look, he still looks good. Always.

 

 

18. Keith Urban. Country rocker. Married to Nicole Kidman. From Austrailia. Gorgeous.

 

 

17. Ricky Martin. Solo artist. Gotta tell ya, I thought he was pretty when he was younger...now, well, Wow. He's really getting so much sexier as he ages.

 

 

16. Chris Botti. Trumpeter. He's not very mainstream, but if you've seen this guy play a trumpet, you'll understand why jazz used to be the hottest thing around.

 

 

15. Mark McGrath. Frontman for SugarRay. If he'd go back to making music now that he's gone from Extra!, I'd be one happy girl. The music isn't the greatest, but I sure do love his tight pants.

 

 

14. Josh Turner. Country artist. You'd never think it by looking at him, but this guy has one of the sexiest voices I've EVER heard. Makes me shiver.

 

 

13. Chris Cagle. Country artist. Honestly, the cowboy hat thing gets a little annoying, but when you look this good--who cares?

 

 

12. Nick Lachey. Former member of 98Degrees. Current solo artist. All I have to say is, Jessica Simpson is an idiot. She traded in Nick for Tony Romo?

 

 

11. Mark and Donnie Wahlberg. I am cheating a bit here, but, hey, it's my list. Mark is the former frontman of the rap group Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, while Donnie is a member of the recently reunited band New Kids on the Block. I like them both as actors and still like Donnie in NKOTB but Mark isn't technically a musician anymore. But I wanted them both so I put them both in. Deal with it. (Oh, and I chose that particular picture of Donnie so Kelly could get another glimspe of Jordan.....)

 

Mark....back when he was a musician (I mean, COME ON!)

 

 

Donnie...during his current tour with the New Kids.

 

 (Jordan Knight is back left and Danny Wood is back right)


--Welcome to the Top 10--

 

10. George Strait. Country legend. Yes, I am aware that he's a hundred years old. (Really, he's 56). He is immensely talented and truly legendary in status. Now, he's so amazing that anything he sings goes #1, just because his name is attached to it. And did I mention that he's incredibly sexy?

 

 

9. Elvis Presley. Duh--who doesn't know who he is? Okay, I know that he's dead (supposedly) and that's the reason I kicked out Michael Hutchence, but this is Elvis. He defined sex appeal for musicians and for that alone he makes the list.

 

 

8. Sting. Former frontman for the Police. Current solo artist. Probably better known as a solo artist these days, than from his days with the Police. Which is impressive in itself. He might be aging but he's doing it better than most.

 

 

7. Enrique Iglesias. Latin pop star. Son of the legendary Julio Iglesias. Ridiculously friggin gorgeous.

 

 

6. Michael Buble. Solo artist. Not necessarily the hottest guy on the list, but if you've ever heard him sing, you get it. I swear, he could sing me the dictionary and I'd swoon.

 

 

5. Bono. Frontman for U2. Humanitarian. Irish. Dear-Lord-in-Heaven kind of HOT. Rarely without his shades and somehow that only adds to his mystique and appeal.

 

 

4. Christian Kane. Lead singer of Kane. Actor. Mmm, mmm, mmm! Love him! Though acting lets me see that absurdly handsome face of his, I still tend to prefer him as a singer. (And because, once again, it is my list!) Also putting Steve Carlson (member of Kane, solo artist) on this list. He'll be tied for #4 with CK. Love him and he's a super nice guy who is an AMAZING talent. (And YES, that is me WITH Steve Carlson in that picture)
      

 3.Tim McGraw. Country Superstar. Married to Faith Hill. Sexy, sexy, sexy. Once Faith convinced him to ditch the mullet, it's been nothing but upswing for him. I've loved him since the way early 90s and I will continue to love him as long as he keeps doing his thing.

 


2.Dierks Bentley. Country Artist. Love every song he puts out and love him. His voice, his look, his sound, his crazy hair (before and after he cut it)....absolutely everything.(He got promoted after I met him in concert....)

 

 


1. Jon Bon Jovi. Frontman for Bon Jovi. Duh. I have been a Bon Jovi fan since the late 80s and my devotion hasn't dimmed one bit. I don't care that not everyone thinks they're cool. I love them and especially him. He was sexy when he was screaming and rocking in their hair band days, and he's sexier still with somewhat tamed hair and crooning his music. But he can still rock---and is only getting better with age.

 

 

Well, there you have it. My top 25 (sort of) musicians. I know I cheated a few times, but this was hard. Why the heck to you think it took me so long?

 

As with both the previous lists, I must leave you with an extra special treat....

 

 

Yep, it's yet ANOTHER picture of Tom Brady. But since he ended both the previous lists, I just couldn't help myself. And hey, if he ever decides to sing a song, I am sure I'll love it.

 

Oh and the title? It's a song and album by the rock band AC/DC. Just seemed appropriate to this long awaited (by Kelly at least) blog post.

 

Hope you enjoyed your tour of the men I love by profession. If I think of some more.....lucky you!

 
 
 

   
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People reluctantly shell out over $1,000 for professionals to represent them in their appeal with no guarantee of winning. With my course, ordinary people win appeals because our methods work. Our Property Tax Consultant Home Business Course is a cheap investment for learning to start a legitimate home base based business that generates good financial rewards. And, it makes good economic sense.



Use tried and tested parameters. Detect over-assessment. You cut your risk of failure in half by using the right numbers: Get all the price adjustments for every category pertinent to your individual property. Make your appeal authentic using the right appeal arithmetic.


You clients tax win continues: Your customers property tax assessment savings rolls over year after year - it's not just a one shot deal! If you reduce their taxes say $1,500 for the year, that savings is theirs each and every year until the next blanket reassessment rolls around ... which could be for another 5, 10, 20 or more years. You become a hero to your client. When you win for your client, ask for and expect many referrals.


When you do it right, it becomes extremely difficult for others to find faultYou'll make a coherent property tax appeal that will hold up to public scrutiny. Our aim is for you to construct a winning appeal using believable figures and become a business success in your new business. You should initially win 70% - 95% of your cases and gravitate to the upper end of the scale with a little experience under your belt.


Fool-proof system. It's idiot proof and I've provided you with everything you need:   Follow the step-by-step instructions so you'll understand the basic process ... you don't have to know all about how it works "under the hood".  (But you CAN look under the hood if you want to because it's all there for you)


You get hand holding all the way:  It will be just like a professional appraiser and property tax consultant coaching you to put together your business helping others appeal over-the-top tax assessments. Our only aim is to make you succeed.


      You see, despite all my previous success, I decided to leave the real estate appraiser rat race, and start my own small business using the system I'd developed. It took me a few years to figure out how to apply all the principles in writing, but once I did (in March 1996), the results were nothing short of astounding!


     Here’s the story: Every good appraiser knows there are just three basic things behind winning a property tax appeal -- (1) a decent format ... (2) keeping your comparable's similar ... and (3) making acceptable and reasonable adjustments for each particular valuation category.



     Some homeowners think they can buy their way into winning a tax appeal. You’ve seen ‘em or heard of them guys. Top-of-the-line appraisers, mega-buck attorneys, the works. And they still may lose in court. Awful. Then, if they need to appeal again to the next higher authority the money meter is running all the time for big extras.


     Many homeowners use professional representation. I speak to them at hearings and ask what it costs them to appeal. The average cost for a lawyer in my state was $250 an hour for the time that the attorney had to be present with the client at municipal property tax hearings or tax court. You generally don't know when your case is heard. It could be morning or afternoon ... the attorney's money meter is running.


     Then they need an appraisal. The initial appraisals cost about $400 (the cheapest complete property market analysis I could find was $390 in my N. J. county) plus $350 for their appraiser showing up to testify for up to 4 hours (half day; anything else is extra).


     Those who want to wing it alone scour the magazines and internet for hours for any hint they can find on how to crunch the numbers. They'll talk to anyone for a clue. Often they'll use poor arguments, comparables and adjustments that work against them and loose a perfectly good case.



     Well, guess what? The top appraisers are keeping secrets from all of you. Sure, they occasionally “reveal” their favorite tips or you get a overview. The professionals simply do not want to share these secrets with you or anyone else. Some have even put though licensing proposals to eliminate competition. That's why I decided to make this Property Tax Consultant Home Business Course opportunity available to the regular guy or gal looking to get started in a home based business in a hot market that's not going away any time soon.









For instance: It is very important to ask the tax assessor what homes they will use to compare to your clients house. You need to do this since they are looking to set you up and use those comparable choices against you. You'll need to poke holes into their argument and show false values they may attach to those comparables. Introduce your more favorable comparable and shed a more logical light using principles found in our resource and it becomes a slam dunk.


Make a written request via a fax to the appraisal district. Get that information in advance so you are prepared. Show how those homes do not compare to yours. This is an adversarial confrontation and you need to be armed with the evidence that the opposition is using. The Freedom of Information Act allows you to get this information.


Use photos to show that their homes are not comparable to yours. Then offer examples that you found for homes that are comparable to yours in location, size, quality, age and condition. If there are differences, adjust dollar amounts for those differences as we show in our manual. That way your facts win the case, hands down.



 


Our Property Tax Consulting Home Business Package Tax Appeal System provides an affordable way for the homeowner to check on and appeal their property assessment.


And all you need to do is:


Locate Highly Motivated Customers Who ARE Willing To Review their Property Taxes ... and that will give you an Unfair Business Advantage Why? Because so many are over assessed AND YOU CAN SAVE THEM MONEY!!


LISTEN. If you want to eventually quit your day job or do this in addition to what you're doing now and become a property tax consultant even if you have little money or experience, this maybe the single, most important letter you'll ever read!


     I'll give you ALL you need to know to successfully make a 6 figure income in an industry with little competition.


    You'll be able to earn a large income by learning the step-by-step process of building an Property Tax Consulting Business. The time spent on a project to the end reward is big. We furnish all the tools you'll need to succeed.










"George has an amazing way of approaching property tax appeal intelligence. [...]  I'm convinced it gives him the power that no one else has ... few other people do this!" - John Conner, Long Island, New York




Dear Friend,

     My name is George and, the first thing you should know about me is that I'm not really an internet marketing expert and I still have a lot to learn about driving traffic to a web site. But I'm getting better at it.


     What I AM an expert in is a very solid and secure way to GET MORE MONEY BACK FROM A PROPERTY TAX APPEAL at a LOWER COST, how to APPEAL THE RIGHT INFORMATION to the appeal authorities, and how to virtually ELIMINATE YOUR TAX ASSESSORS COMPS so you can dominate using your comps in your clients appeal. I was a pro appraiser for long years (from 1987) back in the heady “evolutionary period” of appraisals to what it is now.


     In 1999 I wrote a book to guide homeowners to do their own property tax appeals and sold it on the internet, which I still do (http://www.housetaxax.com). I've revised it several times to make it more understandable and readable over the years. But seeing the increased demand for people to scrutinize their property tax bill and appeal it if necessary plus the many people who ask me to write a course with contracts, forms and letters and the how to aspect of the business became my motivation for offering this turnkey business course.


There is a huge demand for property tax consultants and few are doing it.


     Most homeowners are so busy at their jobs and overwhelmed with the pace of life that they don't even have time to scrutinize a do-it-yourself book let alone engage in a property tax appeal. They balk at the expense of using professional representation.


     But when you tell your prospect that: "it won't cost you anything out-of-pocket to do a property tax appeal for you" they are all ears.











  • Consumer Reports has published that property tax records show an error rate of 40% exists in estimating property taxes. (Nov.1992 v57 nil p.723)




  • The National Taxpayers Union writes that as many as 60% of all homeowners are over-assessed and not in line with their home value. ("How To Fight Property Taxes" 2004 p.1)




     Notice wherever you travel nationwide that the opportunity to start and thrive in a property tax consultant business has more opportunity openings than any one person could possibly handle.


     There is virtually no competition. There are more than enough potential clients surrounding you than you can ever hope to accommodate (unless you live deep in the back woods in Alaska or Canada, that is) and I'm 65 and have a nice 401K and cutting back my outside business activities. I want to make available to you everything I know about this business and all I have learned.





How Much Will It Cost?


     While others charge over $10,000 for a seminar courses (I paid $10,095 for my first seminar) and others may charge thousands, this will sound cheap in comparison. It will be less than $200. But read on.










 




 









Get Full-Access to a foolproof turnkey system on how to Successfully Appeal Property Taxes and cash into the money almost every single time you take on a client.


Taking the Property Tax Consultant Business Crash Course will help you learn how to Dominate An Industry With Little to No Competition.


Discover how to absolutely earn large contingency fees plus one-time equalization processing fees with prospects and get Multi-Referrals.


Earning LARGE FINANCIAL REWARDS learning as you go by the step-by-step process of building a Property Tax Review Business.


Earning likely a few thousand dollars on each prospect by simply engaging on their behalf in a property tax appeal.




  • Remarkable earning potential



  • Full or part-time business opportunity



  • Superior marketing material



  • Unlimited & highly targeted leads easy to obtain



  • No specific industry experience necessary



  • Nationwide opportunities







  "I've billed customers for over 12-years doing appraisals, property tax appeals and advising on property tax matters for $100,000 - $1,000,000,000 + homes on a time-tested, proven appraisal system that virtually eliminates risk, guesswork and uncertainty ...



     And now YOU can use the same system to dominate any property tax appeal case you choose, no matter how complicated, ... without paying my consulting fees!"


     LEARNING the highly lucrative field of PROPERTY TAX CONSULTING is not that difficult. The potential for healthy financial rewards is the key factor for people getting into this business. Naturally you’ll always get a high from winning your clients appeal and the satisfaction of making someone's else's life easier, but the money ain’t bad either.


     Also the attraction of becoming an expert in the field as well as the freedom of owning your own business may appeal to you. On the other hand, it may be a tie-in to an other business you are involved with or that it can help diversify your income into areas that have little outside competition. You may gain additional clients from pursuing this as well as a variety complementary enterprises.


     Contingency fees are based upon winning a case. If your average win is $2,500 than you will see the full $2,500 fee spread over a one, two or three year period, however you want to arrange the contract. You also charge a one-time up front fee for a property tax analysis. This analysis could take as little time as 15 minutes for you to determine if you want to take the case farther.


     Time involved per property tax appeal you decide in taking further down the road of appeal range between 1 to 2 days. This is divided between chasing around and compiling the evidence to time spent in front of officialdom.


     Naturally, the more expensive homes pay more since the winnings will be greater. If you target million dollar homes, the winnings should average $5,000 - $20,000 or more depending on location. The time spent and work is about the same.


     Non-refundable processing fees (i.e. $95) should be levied on a one-time bases. This way you will be compensated for low-probability cases that you may choose to avoid. You'll mail your analysis to the client and have them in your files.


     Later, you may choose to refund the processing fee after you win the case. When you win the case and you offer to refund this fee it makes for good will and the client will have won twice.


 


Future Basic Economics Indicate Governments Will Continue to Raise Taxes in order to Keep Tax and Spend Policies Afloat. Government Size Is getting Bigger, not smaller.
















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    Most towns are on spending sprees and are always increasing taxes to pay for their addiction. It's either raise the sales tax or the property tax. With home prices falling, towns will be seeing a tax shortfall. So they will resort to increase property taxes to make up for the difference.


    That will get the attention of a lot of folks.


    In many municipalities, lower home prices mean lower property taxes if the are appealed. The municipality will not appeal the property taxes for taxpayers. Most will not know how go about appeal their taxes and/or have the time or money to go through the process. The town will want to preserve the existing tax base and will not go out of their way to alert a homeowner to these financial benefits.









"At a national level, declines in home price returns are showing no signs of a slowdown or turnaround," MacroMarkets LLC Chief Economist Robert Shiller 7/31/07


We are feeling those warning tremors. Property values are in a nosedive in many areas. Finding lower priced comparable's is easy and winning a property tax appeal under these conditions is a slam-dunk affair.



     Property market prices are falling and are forecasted to drop further in the coming months ... perhaps for a few years. Winning a property tax appeal for a potential client could not be easier. Cashing in on this opportunity is almost fool-proof; there are hidden profits in the appeal process.


     This is how the "insiders" play for big money in the property tax appeal game. Find out how you can join them.



 


What Is Property Tax Consulting?


     Property tax consulting is about finding discrepancies in property values and challenging false assessments. Since the burden of proof falls on the individual homeowner, few have the time or the know-how to challenge their property taxes effectively.


     Just about any property owner or manager is a possible candidate for your services as a tax consultant. This book deals with residential properties since commercial and industrial properties require another appraisal method.


Who performs property tax consulting?


     There are a great variety of individuals and firms that specialize in property tax consulting getting much their business referred from accountants, attorneys or realtors. These firms most often specialize in larger properties and cater to large clients who have multiple properties that could be scattered throughout many states.


     Real estate appraisers often take on the business of property tax appeals to assist a client. Usually they do it as a favor and it does not represent any sizeable amount of business they do. Most appraisers work for mortgage companies getting more than enough work from that activity. Generally, they do not like to travel to a court setting and having to wait till their cases appears; if may be in the morning or afternoon. They don’t like the down-time variable. Appraisers are an excellent source of referrals for a property tax consultant


     All you need to do is present an initial report to your prospect to show them the potential tax benefits in black and white and begin your way to earning an amazing income.


     The property tax consulting business is similar to that of accountants, appraisers, financial planners, doctors and lawyers in that a broad base of clients will bring you more business than you can handle.


Marketing and Advertising


    Your most effective advertising develops quickly from a satisfied client base. Your reputation grows geometrically from the positive outcomes you have from your advertising and from positive interaction with clients.


     You can develop a referral solicitation network by offering a fee for clients sent to you. Accounts, real estate appraisers, insurance agents, attorneys, mortgage brokers, financial advisers, and other professionals can play an important part in your success.


     Give some thought to the type of lead you will want. Will it be just a name or a name that is pre-qualified for a reduction. Naturally, you have to handle these negotiations in a professional manor or risk loosing future referrals.  


     They get paid by the hour, you get paid by results. You have a winning proposition that they do not have to offer.


     The professional you are receiving the referral from is relied upon from their customer base and they do not want to loose faith or confidence by steering their customers into a dead end.  




Other methods of advertising


     Just about everyone wants to save money on their property taxes. Direct mail, telemarketing or attendance at high-visibility events may gain you a multitude of customers fast. Direct mail may be the most cost effective method of prospecting assuming you have a good mailing list. Make sure the list is for homeowners and as specific as possible for your intended target area.


    Take time to insure that the flyer or Val Pac coupon has all the information and the image you want to convey. Make sure you provide an easy way for the prospect to reply.


     Following up on direct mail with a phone call, in most cases, is an effective way to get prospects. by developing a good script to follow increases your success rate. Prepare a list of any possible objections and have a pre-thought out effective response. In most cases you want to get the prospect to agree on an appointment. It's that simple.


    Classified Advertising is another way to go.










Are you a PROPERTY TAX APPEAL CANDIDATE?


Property taxes too high? Free initial consultation, no charge to see if you qualify.


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“get your property taxes under control”

Call 888-654-4433






(sample newspaper ad)


   Telemarketing is yet another way of getting in contact with customer. Lot’s of numbers have fallen off the “national do-not-call registry” list since many have not re-listed their numbers (after 5 years the number falls off the list).



How Much To Charge For The Services


     Where the reward money lies The real money is in the contingency fee. When you win your case for the client you receive 100% of the tax savings. For example, if the client's property tax is $10,000 and you saved them a typical 20% on their assessment, your fee would be $2,000. The payment is spread out over 2 or 3 years so the client is rewarded by seeing an overall tax saving.


     One-time equalization fee Your fees can be a percentage of the tax savings plus an up-front fee that usually range from $90 and upward. Keep it inline with your competition. This is a non-refundable $95 fee (or whatever fee you decide on) to determine if the prospect has an equalization problem and this should be not problem for a $500,000 home. This is a legitimate fee since it will give your prospect peace of mind that his taxes are right and if they have no case, it helps you from spinning your wheels with an unprofitable client. Besides they'll have access to your analysis.


     Tell your client that the one–time fee is for the analysis of the client’s property. Charging a fee helps defray your costs for gasoline and overhead. This is especially helpful when you are starting out.


     If the case doesn't pan out you have the one-time fee. We'll show you how to determine if you have a case or not fast and inexpensively.


    You can offer to make this fee refundable if the final tax reduction is above a certain number. Many clients would appreciate this goodwill gesture from you and it will endear you to them. In a way, they win something from you also! This makes good marketing sense.


     Again, the prospect has the peace of mind that their property taxes are correct if they have no case, and, you're off the hook. And if they have a case, you have a very valuable prospect indeed.


    For this onetime fee, you’ll check to see that they will have made use of any exemptions that they qualify for, see that their return is filed with all the information necessary as well as complete any form they may have to mail in and that the information is accurate. You'll gather details and determine if an assessment adjustment case is favorable. The appointment and paperwork should take about 15 minutes and the determination about 15 minutes or less.


Typical Appeal Fees


     Check your competition. Typically they charge upward of 50% of the tax savings for the first year with the remaining balance due over the course of 2 or 3 years. Typical back end fees range from 20 to 50% each year. In other words, the typical fee is 100% of the first year savings.


Examples of typical fee structures:


     Client agrees to compensate (your assessment review services company) by paying a fee of 40% for the first year of any tax savings achieved. Subsequent years will be 30% for the second year and 30% for the third year.


Or you may choose:


     The Client agrees to compensate (your assessment review services company) by paying a fee of 50% for the first year of any tax savings achieved. The subsequent year will be 50% for the second year. The fee structure is up to you.


     Or if the client balks you could do a straight contingency for 90% of the initial tax savings. Or you can use any numbers that work well for your market conditions. There is little competition out there and you would be amazed the wide range of fees.


Retainers


     If a client insists on appealing his case even if it looks doubtful to you, you could take it on retainer. Your retainer fee could be up to $100 per hour. Be sure to spell out all the particulars in the agreement and include an escape clause that allows you to terminate the agreement. Also, there needs to be a clause that holds you harmless in the event his assessments are raised in an appeal hearing.


What about new assessments?


     Sign your clients up with a 2 or more year agreement minimum. That way if the property tax appeal situation looks more favorable in future years, they'll be in your database and tickler file that way you can urge them to appeal. If the initial appeal looks too tight, you can pass on it for the present year and strike up an appeal at a more appropriate time.


   With real estate values fluctuating downward as it has recently, this is a smart move. You should be barraged with future business.


 


     So let's talk about how to take the property tax appeal business to the next level. This is a Virtually No Risk Business Using Step By Step, Precise, Fail-Proof Research and Normal Business Marketing Techniques.


Successfully break into the property tax appeal tax consultant business with a short learning curve, easy to follow approach.




     Consider my accountant. He's a certified public accountant has a master's degree from Rutgers University and does my personal and corporate federal and state tax returns out of his home business. Federal and state income taxes must be filed once a year and he probably spends over 40 hours a year preparing these documents for me. Furthermore, he has to buy expensive software every year (the codes and figures change constantly), meet with me every quarter and follow up with telephone calls on the thornier issues, keep up on the latest tax changes and nuances, prepare several VERY lengthy documents, .... for which I pay him under $1,500. He's a good accountant. Accounting can be a 6 figure business once established ... but man, that's a lot of work.


     On the other hand, the property tax consultant business does not require a degree and can be learn-as-you-go. Property valuation principles do not change, tax laws are straight forward and there is only one municipal variable to keep track of (the sales ratio). Each year the homeowner has a chance to agree or disagree about the tax assessment on his home. The time to prepare and present a case is under 24 hours for most cases. The financial rewards are FAR more greater.


(If property tax savings were $1,500 per home, then if you find only 67 such homes to appeal taxes for you will have reached a 6 figure income mark. You should have no trouble doing half that amount on a part-time bases. There is very little competition and many homeowners don't know about the property tax consulting option and will jump on the chance to be your client.)


   Now, ... the truth is, by using our Property Tax Consultant Home Business Course you're actually getting into a ground floor opportunity. YOUR TIME & MONEY -- WILL REAP GREAT REWARDS! (Part of what insulates you from others not succeeding in pursuing a full or part-time career as a property tax consultant is that they refuse to think like this.)


     On a PER-HOUR basis doing SMART MARKETING RESEARCH is a MUCH MORE VALUABLE use of your time than chasing an appeal with no guidelines to steer you and hoping for an easier path.


     While it may be a four letter word, I've come to cherish the w-o-r-k  I put into building my property tax appeal system and leave it to you to reap the results.








However, I really don't see how you could possibly get a high-percentage appeal on your own WITHOUT our system manual, and I'm personally convinced that ANY & EVERY consultant working for the homeowner who decides to appeal their taxes that's neglecting this kind of guidance is undermining their chances of winning and leaving money on the table! In fact, I can excitedly say it's absolutely possible for you to do EVEN BETTER than the average Joe ... but there are many factors involved and it's important you keep reading so you'll  understand that you have nothing to loose. (It'll be worth your while I promise)

     The APPEAL TIME FRAME WINDOW is ticking away. Get your "Property Tax Consultant Home Business Course" 214 Pages ... and get started right away in the highly lucrative property tax appeal business.


To out and out COMPEL YOU INTO ACTION, you'll get ALL of the following ESSENTIALS BY ACTING TODAY ...


You'll Get the Complete Property Tax Consultant Home Business Course (invaluable)



Package #1

Pre-written, ready to use

PRESENTATION FORMAT for every property tax appeal
(a $19 Value)


Extremely Useful Free house appraisal and property tax appeal forms. The forms are PDF downloadable and provide a generic template to organize your information in an acceptable format so you can present your evidence in good style. It is similar to that used by licensed real estate appraisers.  You'll be given the password to access this information shortly after your order.


Package #2

All the pre-written forms, letters, customer contracts you'll

ever need to do business ($
599 + Value)


Invaluable Sample Fee Agreement Forms, Fill In Fee Agreement Form, Sample Advisor/Agency Authorization Form, Fill In Advisor/Agency Authorization Forms, Residential Solicitation Letters, Signed Contract Transmittal Letters, Thank You For Choosing Our Company Letters, We Have Filed Your Appeal Letters, Invoice Form For Services Rendered, Enclosed Is Your Invoice Letters, Past Due Notice Letters ....


 


Package #3

Property Tax Consultant Insiders Marketing Plan ($500 + Value)


Invaluable This is the ins and outs for making this business work. All the methods, advice and tactics you'll need to fast-track this business. You learn how to set up your business and learn how to go about marketing your business to a huge population of potential clients.


 


Package #4

FREE Updates for life ($297 + Value)


Invaluable  Keep yourself updated with the latest research and property tax appeal advice for life.




Package #5


FREE Persuasion Tactics & Persuasive Salescopy Ebook 110 Pages ...


($157 + Value)


Useful You can get your hands on all of this value, the product itself, the guarantee that you'll be ecstatic with the result, and my personal assurance of help with your business if you need it, plus if things don't work out, the risk is all mine. How much are we talking here?



Not $500, not $300, not even $200, but included with our product, you can get your hands on the whole package. Just think what having the same insider info and expertise could do for you. (click business tactics, persuasive for more detailed information)


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What the fuck is wrong with me?


Alright, I've been feeling shit for over a week now.
I got so upset earlier, I laid on my bed and thought about what I've been doing the last week that I don't normally do. I've compiled a list:

  1. I either eat shitloads or nothing at all
  2. I can't be bothered showering, brushing my teeth/hair or general hygiene tasks
  3. I can't sleep on a nighttime - at least not before 4AM
  4. I randomly fall asleep during the day
  5. I'm cutting myself every day
  6. I can't force myself to cry
  7. I don't seem to think very often
  8. I can't be bothered talking 
  9. I'm not being difficult when mam asks me to do things
  10. In effect, I'm actually being nicer to her
  11. I'm not turning my light on when it gets dark
  12. I'm feeling the need to masturbate a lot - especially at around 12AM-2AM
  13. I'm randomly gagging when I put food in my mouth
  14. I'm always thirsty
  15. I'm getting a lot of headaches
  16. I'm getting a lot of random stomach cramps
  17. My stomach often feels harder than usual
  18. I'm not going to the toilet very often
  19. I'm always warmer than usual
  20. I can't concentrate on something for very long
  21. My excema is going mental
  22. My chest always feels tight
  23. But I feel less and less bothered to actually take my tablets/inhalers
  24. I'm more proned to shouting at Shelly for being stupid, and have done several times
  25. I find myself sitting somewhere for an hour and not actually accomplishing or even doing anything
  26. I can't keep my head straight for very long - it seems to flop to my right a lot
  27. My arms feel very weak
  28. As do my fingers and my wrists
  29. My eyes sting randomly and my vision fucks up

And I don't even know what the fuck could have triggered it off.
I got depressed earlier over watching this shitty programme with mam - and I don't even know why.

I managed to force myself to cry, and because I can't cut myself at the moment (mam would see, it's far too warm to wear long sleeves to hide them) - I punched myself in the face and smashed my head against my headboard and my wardrobe. I gave myself a massive headache, made my nose bleed a little bit and triggered off my asthma.
Shelly rang me in the midst of all this - then I ended up arguing with her.

I went on MSN to talk to Adam - then I went to lay on my bed again mid-conversation.
He's changed his personal message to angry stuff and his Facebook status is all like "Hmph, some fucking friends" - I don't understand, is he angry at me because I stopped talking?
He just went straight offline too, so maybe he's angry at me as well.

Shelly was angry at me for ages - she used something against me that she shouldn't have and I hung up on her and turned my phone off - then got around to calming down, letting her ring me again - made an effort to sort things out, but it didn't seem to fucking get anywhere.
She even suggested we split up, for if we couldn't go back to being friends - it would affect Ash, and all this.

Sigh, I don't know what the fuck to do with myself.
I was considering jumping out of my window earlier.
It's only about 12 feet from the ground, I wouldn't have died - maybe just broken an arm.
I was actually quite close to sitting on the windowsill - I was knelt on my entertainment stand, with my elbows on the frame - looking down out of it...

For fuck's sake - why can't I just die.
Every time I try to trigger an asthma attack - something MAKES me take my bastard salbutamol and then all my efforts are wasted.
What's the fucking point.

If I knew what the fuck was wrong with me, I'd make an effort to sort it.
But I just don't know.


 
 
   
 

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