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And here is the smoking gun or shall I say the steaming of Leviticus. According to the Jon Stewart show Dobson went on Larry King Live and showed clips from the interview, where Dobson stated the following about homosexuals:
Larry: "...If you're gay and he calls it an abomination... you might feel hurt by that statement."
Dobson: "Well you do have to understand that is in the scripture and is quoted in Leviticus."
Aha! So it's okay to quote Leviticus in reference to homosexuality but it is not okay for Obama to quote Leviticus in reference to slavery and shell fish. And I guess the whole 10 Commandment thing is out the window, too. No wait, that still counts because that Muslim Christian with the middle name "Hussein" and big ears hasn't quoted the 10 Commandments yet.
That's why these Evangelicals are fucking up the country and distorting the rule of law and the bible to fit their own personal needs when they see fit. That includes Mister Horn in Texas shooting two burglars coming out of the window in the back...IN THE BACK!!!!!!!! But since they were two black people it was justified. But if it was a black guy shooting two white people it would have been a different story. Can we say the Leviticus of the criminal code where these people are distorting the code to fit their own personal views on the legal system?
It's all Bush-it. I ment....Bullshit. Sorry.
PS: I'm just waiting for them to say that Obama is going to ban the bible. Oh wait, Bush already did that in the 2000 elections. Oh wait again, McCain is a clone of Bush so he might do it. Hold on to your bibles it's going to get interesting.
And PPS: Don't forget we're going to have another terrorist attack when the new president comes into office and you know who's the best, most qualified candidate.... That's right, I'm going to say it right here and right now, my friends, John McClane. He knows how to deal with terrorists. After all Hans Gruber and his chronies couldn't get away from him. John McClane was so determined he even went after Gruber's brother. Now that's change we can believe in!
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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
October 2002
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
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Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted fan,
Jim
Leviticus 23
1 The LORD said to Moses, 2 "Speak to the Israelites and say to them: 'These are my appointed feasts, the appointed feasts of the LORD, which you are to proclaim as sacred assemblies.
The Sabbath
3 " 'There are six days when you may work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath of rest, a day of sacred assembly. You are not to do any work; wherever you live, it is a Sabbath to the LORD.***************************
Day of Atonement (Yom Kippur)
26 The LORD said to Moses, 27 "The tenth day of this seventh month is the Day of Atonement. Hold a sacred assembly and deny yourselves, [d] and present an offering made to the LORD by fire. 28 Do no work on that day, because it is the Day of Atonement, when atonement is made for you before the LORD your God. 29 Anyone who does not deny himself on that day must be cut off from his people. 30 I will destroy from among his people anyone who does any work on that day. 31 You shall do no work at all. This is to be a lasting ordinance for the generations to come, wherever you live. 32 It is a sabbath of rest for you, and you must deny yourselves. From the evening of the ninth day of the month until the following evening you are to observe your sabbath."
Starts at sundown tonight.
Here are some excerpts for a good book I recommend to all Neocons, Republicans and those in the "Moral Majority" crowd.
For the warmongers:
Matthew 5:9-Blessed are the peacemakers, because they will be called sons of God.
Matthew 5:43-44-43. You have heard that it was said, Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.
44. But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you .
Note the words above were said by a very wise person named Jesus, ever heard of him?
Isaiah 2:4-He will settle disputes among the nations and provide arbitration for many peoples. They will turn their swords into plows and their spears into pruning knives. Nations will not take up the sword against other nations, and they will never again train for war.
Exodus 20:13-Do Not Murder
For those who believe in cutting programs for the needy:
Isaiah 58:7-Is it not to share your bread with the hungry, to bring the poor and homeless into your house, to clothe the naked when you see him, and to not ignore your own flesh ?
For Tom DeLay, Sen. Santorum, Dennis Hastert and various others:
Exodus 23:1- You must not spread a false report. Do not join the wicked to be a malicious witness.
Leviticus 19:18-Do not take revenge or bear a grudge against members of your community, but love your neighbor as yourself.
For Tom DeLay personally
Exodus 23:8-You must not take a bribe, for a bribe blinds the clear-sighted and corrupts the words of the righteous.
Finally for all those rabid Bush lovers out there:
Exodus 20:4-5-4. Do not make an idol for yourself, whether in the shape of anything in the heavens above or on the earth below or in the waters under the earth.
5. You must not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the fathers’ sin, to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me.
These and other fine words of advice can be found in one handy volume called The Bible. This book is available in thousands of shops around the country (and sometimes free for the asking), so get a copy and read it.
Verses qutoted from the Holman Christian Standard Bible.