Larry Craig @ MindSay 
So, as I’m sure you know by now, the holier-than-thou Governor of New York and father of three daughters, Eliot Spitzer, aka “Client 9,” has been busted for his involvement in a prostitution ring. Of course, this follows the other insanely hypocritical scandal from the other side of the aisle, that of Idaho Senator Larry "wide stance" Craig.
The most recent coverage from elsewhere has state officials in New York calling for Spitzer’s resignation.
The only way I can describe all of this is “unbelievable,” but, share your own thoughts in the comments.
Who knew!?!?! According to Wonkette Craig is not only into furry dudes but he's a top to boot! For some reason I had him pegged as a power-bottom.
Well according to David Phillips, 2006 Metro Weekly Magazine Coverboy of the Year (I did not just make that up either!), he was on the receiving end of Larry Craig's steaming hot Idaho baked potato.
Here is just a taste of his sordid tale of man on man love:
“When we got to what reminded me of a rarely used guest room, he stripped me down, and the man’s hands and mouth were all over me. He kept his pants on, though, while laying me back on the bed to suck my cock. Then, he stripped naked and asked me to suck him. I complied for a while, then he disappeared and returned with lube and a condom to fuck me me with. It was a clumsy and unremarkable fuck, except that I wasn’t clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything. Still, he blew his load, ripped the dirty condom off and ordered me to get dressed without wiping myself. He hurried me to the back door, again ranting, ‘You were never here. You don’t know me. Right?’”
Mr. Phillips’ next claim is startling, indeed: “On the way back through with shit all in my briefs and feeling totally humiliated I let my eyes wander and saw on a table a small envelope, like one from a gift or a floral arrangement, with ‘Suzanne Craig’ neatly written on it. This memory,” Phillips insists, “I noted about three hours after hearing Craig’s voice again, the night before I saw a current picture of him and a good day before I heard of his wife in the news. ‘That’s who’s going to fuck me up if she finds out,’ I thought. As he reached for the door, he took a $20 bill from his wallet, shoved in my front pocket, adding ‘Remember, I can buy and sell your ass ten thousand times over. You were never here. Don’t try to come back here. You don’t know me."
Sweet Jebus that is one nasty ass story!
If you were into impromptu butt-sex wouldn't you try and keep your ass as clean as possible? Maybe carry some baby wipes with you at all times or something. And how disgusting must Larry Craig be to gleefully plow into swamp ass? He should be kicked out of office just for his appalling disregard for good hygiene.
Could The Information Superhighway Become A Toll Road?
There's a battle going on for control of the Internet, and if consumers don't watch out they're going to be playing second modem to the captains of industry.
The black hats are worn by a handful of media conglomerates who hope to build a two-tiered Internet, with the fastest tier going at premium prices. Everyone else will surf at reduced speeds, which can be the fast track to Net oblivion.
In the beginning the Internet was truly democratic -- anyone with a computer and a dial-up connection could log on and surf as fast as the equipment allowed. But the system was accessed via old-fashioned copper telephone wires that weren't capable of high-speed transmission.
No worry. In the 1990s phone and cable companies promised to re-wire America with fiber-optic cable, thus keeping pace with some European and Asian providers. All they wanted in return were tax breaks and the rate hikes to cover infrastructure outlays.
The upgrade would be massive. By one estimate the old copper-wire dial-up connection would take 82 years to download the contents of the Library of Congress. The fastest fiber connection can do the job in about 45 seconds. A cable connection is a waste of time. Watch this video.
The promises, however, turned out to be a lot of fast talk, billed as a "telecommunications muckraker.''
According to the group, TeleTruth, telephone companies received $25 billion in tax breaks while their revenues soared 128 percent in the 1990s. But they didn't build the high-speed system.
Should telecom and cable companies be able to influence what Web sites you visit? That’s a key question in the debate surrounding Net neutrality.
It’s an issue being fought over tooth and nail in Washington.
Supporters of Net neutrality say the government needs to step in and ensure that cable and telecom companies who offer Internet service provide their customers equal access to every Web site in cyberspace.
Those against the idea say the government needs to stay out of the Internet business and let the market forces, which have made the Internet a success, play out.
Sen. Ron Wyden is among those pushing for a Net neutrality policy. He says the lack of Net neutrality would turn the information superhighway into a toll road with the best access given to Web sites willing to pay top dollar.
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Response to todays top-blogs:
What are the requirments to be considered a homophobe?
Is just my mildly contrary comment enough to mark me as one? Is it really about the actual marriage?
If I go in for a colonoscopy tomorrow should I make a video of the process to offer as entertainment.
Didn't Al Franken already cover this moronic shtik with his Stuart Smally character?
Will I become # 4 if I re-post # 2?
I vote for 
misterghouliemisterghoulie
misterghoulie
Seriously, enough already!
Pablo
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